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Insane r-slur tries to accomplish something related to Elden Ring in the legal system, not really sure what.

https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/683844034

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I don't really know what's actually happening here but it sure seems r-slurred. The best that I can determine is that somehow he thinks there's a lot of supposedly unseen difficult to access content in Elden Ring but I don't really understand how the court case is going to help. In any case it's the best thread on /v/ in a while so take a look.

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He's full schizo.

Are you familiar with "Division by Zero"? The closer an equation gets to 0, the higher the increase of change becomes, approaching infinity.

In this case, we have a whole bunch of hints that there's another world out there. No evidence, but these constant hints game developers keep dropping out, for instance in the case of Sekiro a Ninja Genichiro in Sekiro's art book, teasing that he might be a ninja in the other side of the story. In the case of bloodborne we see Gherman in the Fishing Hamlet in a magazine scan, things that haven't been found in their respective games. The first answer is "it was cut in development", the real answer is "it's a whole new world".

Just like an equation approaches infinity the closer it gets to division by zero, we're approaching the new world and the evidence just keeps piling up. 38 years of videogame hints all leading to this. Have you ever thought of a Secret that lasted this long?

I wish I could find that reddit schizo who was posted here a couple of years ago. He would equate completely unrelated pop culture things in huge posts and Redditors would upmarsey the shit out of it (because it's long so it must be smart). "Here's how the music of Final Fantasy 7 relates to Deadpool", random stuff like that.

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!ranchers !g*mers absolutely kino schizocow in case any of yxll missed, I love non-political schizophrenic/unhinged internet r-slurs like this :marseyxd:

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You should research the lolcow Icycalm, he's a video game discusser/blogger and philosopher who has a dedicated fanbase even though he's an admitted criminal and narcissistic to the level of believing himself to be the nietzschean ubermensch, he blogs about video games on the normal-looking website culture.vg but also has a more blatantly schizo website orgyofthewill.net dedicated to his philosophy, where he even has a section dedicated to praises by his fanbase: https://orgyofthewill.net/praise/

Notable quotes from his fanbase:

"icycalm is going to define philosophy for the entire millennium."

"And despite his incredibly massive claims of 'ending philosophy', I think he's basically just saying 'I'm finishing Nietzsche's work, which was almost done with everything but then he went mad plus he didn't live in the 21st century with shit like movies and videogames so he missed some shit there which I'm going to fix'."

"Nietzsche was less than 200 years ago and you have icycalm right now. Both are still over the heads of even the brightest people and are fully read by practically no one. How many more do you need?"

"This guy might just be the next big philosopher."

"The style is not that different from Nietzsche's. If you think it's a joke you more than likely would have been one of the academic morons flaming Nietzsche back when he was publishing his stuff."

"Frick, this is pure undiluted genius."

"icy's opinion of these things will change my opinion on them totally so I go solely to icycalm for my knowledge of what to think about culture and the world."

"21st century's Nietzsche right here. I can't take you seriously if you aren't paying attention to what he's writing."

"—Schopenhauer, Nietzsche, __________?

—icycalm.

Search your feelings. You will know it to be true."

">He contradicts himself

The same stupid shit is said about Nietzsche here. Your comment is practically confirmation that he's on the ball."

Both himself and his fanbase refer to his various quotes (some of which are stolen from other writers) as aphorisms, abbreviating them in the style of "aphorism 497", apparently to imply that they quote him frequently enough to need an abbreviation for what he says.

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Also !forumposters both of the sites linked have forums on the site, which can be used to ask him questions by necroposting, although you need to create an account. Icycalm's self-appointed forum role on culture.vg is literally "hyperborean" :chudturbospergout1:

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>Icycalm's self-appointed forum role on culture.vg is literally "hyperborean"

!nonchuds :#marseyitsallsotiresome:

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>secret

grassy knoll shooter killed kennedy longer ago than that

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I don't really understand what you mean but I hope you're having a nice Saturday.

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:marseyembrace:

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"Here's how the music of Final Fantasy 7 relates to Deadpool", random stuff like that.

Composers steal from each others all the time. Westworld stright up took parts from new vegas ost. One point in s2e1 you hear menu theme for 10 seconds.

No suprise if schizophrenic person would go crazy when he hears music other media.

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It's hard to explain exactly what the threads were about, it was much more about completely nonsensical perceived patterns. I wish I could find it.

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!commenters found him! /u/Smack-works just look at any of his posts or comments. He's still active and he's been at it for years. All of his posts are absolute fricking nonsense but they get lots of upmarseys and comments.

https://old.reddit.com/r/CharacterRant/comments/uukfez/we_need_to_develop_new_ways_to_analyze_characters/ for example...

He's obsessed with mathematical patterns and writes posts comparing completely unrelated characters from different film franchises based on nonsensical analysis.

https://old.reddit.com/r/Frozen/comments/19b9ji9/uniqueness_of_frozen_characters/ here he equates Harry Potter's Snape to Elsa from Frozen.

Here is a post with 550 upmarseys about speech pattern analysis in the game Hades. He tries to apply mathematical logic operators to characters in the game. https://old.reddit.com/r/HadesTheGame/comments/pic08d/hades_speech_patterns_of_all_characters_analysis/. Redditors leave comments like:

Mate you should get this published in an academic journal

and

First of all I just love the energy inherent in an undertaking like this. Your post is massive, and...

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this is the most intensely organized, well-thought-out and compelling tolkien post i have ever seen.

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100% sane. Espesily part where they only consoome most basic popular culture then rant about it. If he had read kalevala. Then ranted about gandalf. Now you would have something.

But nah. Just talk about emotions you feel when you watch soy war

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I think its unconscious thing. You hear sample or sound effect from ff7 in deadpool. You brain start to think ff7. For crazy person this just goes too far.

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How can our eyes be real if our feelings aren't

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>The insinuation is that game developers have succeeded in hiding the campaign from dataminers since the NES, meaning the parallel universe theory is 38 years old. They've kept it a secret for 38 years.

I'm in the cabal, it's true.

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Eĺden Ring's greatest :marseydiversity: moment:

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I played all from software souls games and don't understand why they good

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they were good enough that you kept playing each one :marseyshrug:

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Wanted dead and forespoken was my fav games last year. I could explain why I liked them but souls game I only played because of hype and having a platinum trophy in games normies call hard.

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You frick with the wrong people and I won't have time to frick with you madafrickers :marseychefkiss:

Indian accent: I have no powerful friends b-word :marseychefkiss:

You plays as single mom that had an kid in her teens and had to send the kid to orphanage and join secret cop experiments to pay her loans

And it's actually an hard game.

Oh and it's set in China

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>forspoken

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That moment when a desert eagle was pulled out was kino.

The game was basically modern frick up retelling of Alice in wonderland

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Contrarians latched onto it as the complete opposite of 7th gen shooters and they're either disgruntled Zelda fanboys or disgruntled CRPG fanboys.

Miyazaki would tell you off the record himself that they're shit. See the Loathsome Dung-Eater.

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Wikipedia list 64 souls games but new games try to avoid soul name now like the upcoming Chinese journey to the west game is an soul game but devs saying no

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>they're either disgruntled Zelda fanboys or disgruntled CRPG fanboys.

:marseydoomer: we haven't had a traditional 3D Zelda since 2006

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Aka the grimdark one

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It's because the mouthfeel of pressing r1 and the weight of the laggy attack hitting is euphoric. Plus the visual design is cool. Or was, i think it's getting into self parody territory.

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Because theyre peak

Next question

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What peak ? Their gameplay mechanics are from ps2 era. Only demon souls had some good and original ideal like the whole concept of that type of games. World changing karma (didn't worked well since 99% people were good guys) spells that can steal players levels, spells that pushed players

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Sounds like someone sucks

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I was one of first person that had plat in Sekiro also was one of first person that got plat in ff12 hd release

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Why did you play all of them then?

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Following the trends

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I could understand maybe once or twice but that's a lot of games

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They release them ones like in 2-4 years

Demon souls 2008, dark souls 2010, dark douls 2 2012. bloodborn 2015, dark souls 3 2018, sekiro 2020, Elden ring 2022.

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Good. I hope he forces FromSoft to make Elden Ring 2 for free.

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This guy made a cool map in CS:S. For that alone, I hope he wins and will shame :marseycry2: all who oppose :marseydisagreewarpspeed: him


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