G*mer fuel bros

I remember there was a mountain dew extreme sports fest in my town one year

My friends dad worked security so me and my friend went in.

We rode our bmx bikes on the ramps after hours

R-slurred announcer left his laptop and mp3 player on the "announcement pad" (?)

So we took that shit.

You wouldn't believe how awesome it was to put every cd you ever owned into a little cigarette pack sized box

i drank a million billion cans for the chance to win a night with cortana but when she saw my bare naked butt she gg'd and left