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the idea of capybaras is in a perpetual three-sided tug of war in my mind. One associates it with spork tier "wholesome" content made by people with no personality, the other side makes me think of and r-slurred drama, and the final side reminds me of when I saw them as neat animals and considered knowing about them as some type of trivia knowledge

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My plan is to buy a slumlord rental property in a shithole city, get a bunch of illegal women living there on section 8, knock them all up while keeping my name off the birth certificates, and then report them to health and human services once they can't make babies any more. My kids will end up in the foster care system, where the half-mexican boys will be turned gay by libertarians (thereby preventing dilution of white women and ensuring that the gays are too busy with brown kids to molest white kids), and the girls will do as hapa/castillo girls do and exclusively date white guys.

Without their kids the illegal women will invariably go insane or kill themselves, ensuring that tax dollars don't go towards their maintenance in old age.

I also want to set up something that looks from the outside like a hippy commune, but is actually a fascist compound - American Juche with Crunchy Granola Characteristics, if you want to get technical. All the women will wear sundresses and sandals, all the men will be jacked, and the only thing vaccinated will be the livestock. As long as we say on paper that our kids are all gay or trans, and all the men and women are gay or trans, we should escape notice until it's too late. If the feds try to pull an ATF we'll put the men in sundresses and play music at them until they go away, or do oiled up Greco-Roman wrestling until they get uncomfortable and look away.