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With PS5 Pro, we are upgrading to a GPU that has 67% more Compute Units than the current PS5 console and 28% faster memory. Overall, this enables up to 45% faster rendering of ugly women and BIPOCs, making the slop-consumption experience much smoother.

The PS5 Pro will cost $1,199 AUD in Australia :marseyxd:

https://press-start.com.au/news/playstation/2024/09/11/ps5-pro-price-australia/

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I like how redditors are complaining about the cd drive like modern games don't just contain a code to online download the game

you will own nothing and like it

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Because then you can buy a used disc for half the original price after few months instead of supporting Soyny or Microsoft with $70 that they refuse to drop for a long tjme

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I mean you still have the option to use a disk drive with it. It's just doesn't come with one.

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GOG, if you must consume proprietary garbage

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Are fricking they literally all doing that day one patch :marseyoctopus2: the fricking size of the fricking game install thing now but its whatever

also like @Giovanna stand with Israel

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This is going to flop so bad.

The PS5 still hasn't delivered on its initial promise. The most "next gen" looking game is a PS3 remake, and 4 years into the generation nothing has delivered that moment where you truly realise you're into the new generation.

And even if you really really want to play your old games again at 4K and 60fps, if you own them on disk you can't anyway because this lump of crap has no disk drive!

Has anything come out that has wowed more than Red Dead Redemption 2 still does? Nope.

Everything is shit.

What Nintendo has done with the Zeldas on the Switch is more next-gen, gameplay wise, than anything on PShit5 or XBollox.

Having said that, if they come out tomorrow and announce remastered Bloodborne with full ray tracing and 4K 60fps on PS5 Pro, I take everything above back and I'll buy it for Christmas.

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>Snoy execs when Concord was meant to explode in critical acclaim and be a system-seller by the time this announcement was made

:#marseyaware:

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Only one way to redeem themselves

:marseygunshotsuicide: :marseyseppuku:

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PlayStation is not a Japanese company. It is headquartered and run from Foster City California. The correct suicide culturally is overdose.

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The westerner is the one on the left

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Implying Californians can own guns.

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Just adding ray tracing and nothing else to bloodborne would improve it a ton. The lighing in bloodborne is honestly kinda shit

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This really has been the most disappointing generation. I remember years ago planning on getting a new ps or Xbox. I've sorta flipped back and forth between the years and wasn't sure which one I wanted so I figured I would give it some time and let the reviews trickle in. Well then Microsoft bought every game company so I figured I'll get an Xbox eventually for the gamepass next time they had a new game I wanted. The only game I've bought since then is the new Zelda game on switch. I wanted cyberpunk but then they ruined it but I hear they almost made it into the game they originally promised


Putting the :e: in spookie turkey

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Consoles has lacked games since ps4/Xbox1. All the good games are multi platform anyways

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I get distracted pc gaming. I get bogged down in mods and tweaking settings and maximizing frame rate or some neurodivergent behavior like that and never actually game.


Putting the :e: in spookie turkey

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I don't mod that much. Mostly just turning off settings hidden graffics effects.

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I still need to finish RDR2 so I can effortpost about how underwhelmed I was by it and how much I hate Rockstar


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You don't need to finish it to do that.

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Well I'm sure there's bullshit in the epilogue worth :marseypop2: about, like there was in rdr1


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Rdr franchise is shit. Boring and shit gunplay. I can't get myself too play them

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I had tried playing RDR1/RDR2 after Fallout 3/NV/4.

Big mistake. Holy heck is RDR sterile and linear.

Everything has to be done exactly as the developer intended.

Nothing is interactive when not directly related to the current mission.

Better get used to pausing the game and checking Google, cuz the game sure as shit isn't giving you any hints.

Task: find a harmonica.

Fallout: you can ask the questgiver, random townspeople, and vendors where to find it. It may be located in a vault, where finding it instead lets you carry it until you find the recipient, with unique dialog for that event.

There might be an unmarked quest behind it, or it might even begin a whole quest chain. In Elder Scrolls, this could even lead to an entire faction questline.

Rdr2: Find the harmonica. Nobody will say the word "harmonica" again until you find it. If you encounter someone playing a harmonica, it doesn't matter -- that's not the correct harmonica. The correct harmonica is in a random drawer in an unmarked location you have no business being in, nor is there any real reward or incentive to search these places. Find the harmonica.


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RDR2 doesn't do the modern gaming thing of giving you an arrow to follow until you get to your objective?

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Only for main quests. Everything else is "go fricking look, cuz you're not getting any more hints"

The game tells you in chapter 3 that there's a house you can rob, north of Van Horn. Unmarked. It's actually north of Annesburg, which is pretty far north of Van Horn, and you can't rob it until chapter 6. No particular reason, you just can't.

So if you try to do it proper and not use Google, you're going to spend HOURS searching every little shack trying to find the house to rob, with zero indication of which house it is, or that it's currently unrobbable, and it's actually much further north than the game implied.

Shitty map example

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Has anything come out that has wowed more than Red Dead Redemption 2 still does? Nope.

Ray-traced CP2077

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It's also 700 pound in the UK, because Europe needs to suffer even more.

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That's $915 by the way...

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i really don't understand why people buy consoles besides nintendo ones since you can't get that stuff anywhere else

>hur dur but upgrading/updating pc is le hard

it's time to enter the modern age and accept reality for what it is

:#marseyangrygamer:

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nintendo ones

:soyj#akwow:

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why didn't you go with :marseysoyswitch: you dumb monkey

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:#marseybipocrentfree:

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Grand Unified Reminder: The 3DO, the greatest console ever made, was $700 in 1993, which is $450,000 in 2024 dollars (although according to /u/pizzashill, inflation under Biden doesn't exist)

And a repulsive :marseytrain: ported Doom to the 3DO! It's the best version of Doom! ...If you've abrogated your responsibilities as a man and embraced a lifestyle as a s*x-pest and child molestor.

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The 3DO, the greatest console ever made

Finally truth is spoken around here. Best Doom. Best Road Rash. Best Need for Speed. Best SFII and Samural Showdown. And so on. Mogged the shit out of the Super Nintentoy. https://media.tenor.com/sdfKycWTXUEAAAAx/fz1-3do.webp

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i wish they would come out with a new PSP/switch competitor

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switch competitor

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17260786180343475.webp Come home, my son


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steam deck?

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I think that's the closest we're going to get until the next Switch and Steam Deck revisions. PS Vita really seems to have buck broken Sony on the handheld market.


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Compute Units

Made up

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GPUs not P-ing G's goes against God's will.

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When you have no visible innovation, pound the specs

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What's the point of this shit when games are made set to run on the Xbox S? Like why go from a PS5 to a Pro anyways

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Excitedly i get up from my chair.

Bounding downstairs, I turn the corner to the kitchen to see my mom (female).

"Mom! The new meta drama just dropped!"

She turns to me with a sad smile on her face.

"That's nice honey.... do you think you'll go back to school today?"

"This is more important!" I say, jumping out of my dad's hands. He tries to catch me every time I leave my room.

She starts to cry. "Cry more, foid." I say, swinging around still dodging my father. He starts to yell random words, mainsplaining mayo words at me agian.

"Lmao, bussy!" And then I sprint back upstairs, locking myself in my room.

I take the mummified remains of my cat, Marsey (no deadnaming!) Who sadly didn't survive my attempt to transition it. My parents still don't know where Marsey ( still not dead naming!) Went. Poor them.

I reopen the rdrama tab while lubing up my Marsey totem. Quickly I insert her into my bussy. Once I have finished the deed, i go to my bed and snuggle myself to sleep. Marsey, and rdrama by extension, having climaxed with me once more

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78 GoyaFlops per Feminisecond!

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