TWENTY-FIVE SNAKES POUR OUT YOUR EYES 
https://x.com/tomwarren/status/1834182498789511304
BREAKING: Microsoft is laying off 650 employees from its gaming division today. Xbox chief Phil Spencer sent an internal memo to employees this morning to announce the layoffs. Details below 👇 https://t.co/NxqUsg5Lui
— Tom Warren (@tomwarren) September 12, 2024
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I literally didn't turn on my xbox series s*x since like 1 year. There is no point in owning it if you have a PC. Idk what xbox plan is. its just sitting there with all games available on PC except RDR1 I guess
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I turned it on to watch the lego movie Blu-ray with my niece and it demanded I login which I don't remember at all and after resetting my pw it took 35 minutes to update the console so I could use the fricking Blu-ray player. I will never buy a console made after 2008 again.
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Did you both enjoy The Lego Movie?
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Probably had to download a 4gb Lego Movie patch.
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Yeah it was pretty funny if a bit spastic
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megacorporations have no long-term plans anymore, too big to fail, they're just maximizing profit in that exact moment because they can get bailed out anyway
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I've only seen people use theirs for streaming services. It's weird. It's like they all gave up on videogames.
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So a $500 Roku?
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Become a fricking software
distributor and storefront like valve 
while maintaining a fricking Netflix games 
subscription
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I guess its true because I have like 2 years of gamepass as of now
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NCAA football isn't on PC
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Not a big fan of HandEgg
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duh yer a gurl
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Yet
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I only use mine to neurodivergentally play the same 5 games and to watch body cam compilations with my Nana and Papa
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Phil Spencer leading the g*mer genocide
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Spencer-Sama
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console gaming is still infinitely more popular than pc gaming
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lol i dont believe that
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It was true 15 years ago when I cemented my belief on the matter so it's still true now
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He's American, he can't look past the food temple and past his stomach to see little Jeremy dongus
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Czechs are civilized Factorio players but beyond the Erzgebirge you get into the darklands. Most citizens simply play Bus Driver Simulator or something. This is one of the more dangerous specimens. He's not your typical kraut. He's a consolestrag. These are the ones they teach to do violence...
(BTW remind me someday, I gotta get back to Electrician Simulator. You can actually learn from it.)
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i hate them so much
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it doesn't matter what you believe, it's still true.
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because it just is, okay?!
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Do you think the average person is smart enough to troubleshoot PC graphics settings? It legitimately scares them
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guarantee it's being held up almost exclusively by nintendo atp
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The whole console market is being held together by the Brownslop genre (GTA, FIFA, 2K)
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Even when they fail Japs literally cannot stop winning
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PlayStation is now American. Nintendo are the real Japs (and winners).
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Please they killed 343 industries
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343 will be the last studio Microsoft will kill. Always failing upwards.
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Texas Instruments
Should try again
retrocomputing is popular
Pico8 games are fairly popular
People already buy their kids arduino and pis as christmas gifts, hoping they become engineers
Ipad kids will cry at christmas
16 bit, educational device, can be about ~$110 (based off cost of TI-84, could be less?)
Shaped like a gameboy
but a C64 tier synth
People no longer want worse better computers... they want better worse computers
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it used to be so cool as a kid being on team nintendo
or team sega 
and wrapping your entire identity around it
getting super excited to stay over at your playstation neighbor as a nintendo kid to experience all the different games
now everything is homogenized. zoomers will never experience this
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Xbox is like the Republican Party of gaming
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You're dumb, I'm not going to sit around milking you all day. You posted something unfunny, get over it
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