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Ubislop's Kang Simulator delayed to February

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Assassin's Creed Shadows will now be released on 14 February 2025. While the game is feature complete, the learnings from the Star Wars Outlaws release led us to provide additional time to further polish the title. This will enable the biggest entry in the franchise to fully deliver on its ambition, notably by fulfilling the promise of our dual protagonist adventure, with Naoe and Yasuke bringing two very different gameplay styles.

We are departing from the traditional Season Pass model. All players will be able to enjoy the game at the same time on February 14 and those who preorder the game will be granted the first expansion for free.

The game will mark the return of our new releases on Steam Day 1.

Additionally, despite solid ratings (Metacritic 76) and user scores across the First Party and Epic stores (3.9/5) that reflect an immersive and authentic Star Wars universe, Star Wars Outlaws initial sales proved softer than expected. In response to player feedback, Ubisoft's development teams are currently fully mobilized to swiftly implement a series of updates to polish and improve the player experience in order to engage a large audience during the holiday season to position Star Wars Outlaws as a strong long-term performer. The game will be available on Steam on November 21.

Also Star Wars Outlaws was a flop lol.

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by fulfilling the promise of our dual protagonist adventure, with Naoe and Yasuke

Oh I didn't know they were including an actual jap character too, that's cool at lea

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annnd it's an ugly fat chick !commenters


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!nonchuds chuds (carp) reach new level of delusion, dont understand how baggy clothes work

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>baggy clothes :marseydext: cover her ugly butt face

She isn't wearing a fricking burka :marseyniqab: bruh

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She looks fine :marseyshrug:

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I don't have yellow :marseybigbird: fever :marseybedsick: might be my issue

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You also might be gay Nig*a

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:#marseyhomosupremacist:

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Yes baggy clothes despite being able to see the waistline with all the shit wrapped around it. Or are they just floating?

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You know i can see right? They found an objectively retarted azn woman

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>Ugly fridge bodied foid in a western vidya

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:#marseymanystolencases:

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How the frick are they putting braps in feudal Japan??

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She just looks like an average, ordinary, run-of-the-mill Asian woman. Not every single female video game character needs to be a voluptuous coomer neckbeard fantasy. :neckbeardgenocide::coomergenocide:

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Can you name any from the past 5 years who are


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Look at that dynamic lighting

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Frick that jumpscared me good :marseyxd:

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Luv me bow

Luv me tribe

Luv girlbosses

Ate robots, not racist just don't like 'em

simple as.

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The in-game one is probably fatter than Nikocado now :marseygiggle:

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God darn that's funny

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I was in prison for the last nine years, so I really don't know. :idontknow:

But, when I was arrested in 2015, nearly all female video game characters were like this:

:#marseybikini::#pikatits::#marseycatgirl5::#sharktits::#marseygeisha:

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Oh yeah it's been the opposite for a few years now and it's a Big Thing. Like even when they use real models to base the woman characters on, they turn them into hideous goblinas. Vidya stuff has done a complete 180 man.


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Are most male video game characters still like this?

:#marseyakuma::#marseychadthundercock::#marseydukenukem::#gigachad4::#marseybuff:

Whenever someone complained about the female characters in video games being mostly voluptuous, scantily-clad babes, I always pointed out that the male characters in video games were mostly shirtless, muscular hunks, so there wasn't exactly a double-standard. :marseygiggle:

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yes lol thats also a Thing that usually goes hand in hand with it, except theyre not cool and tough anymore theyre just foid eye candy (usually)


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An Asian-American woman, maybe.

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average, ordinary, run-of-the-mill asian-american woman

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thats fricking mulan!

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She's not fat, she just has a round face. She's a jap, carp.


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This does not resemble a Japanese woman in any way.

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NGL she cute

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Suddenly she gets top billing

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You think she's fat?

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:#marseywould:

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So its not about "backlash" and Bipocamurai but rather profitmaxxing and more marketing ? Who could have thought, Chudoids in shambles !nonchuds

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It's both, the bottom line is dependant on reception of the game, they're antecipating an abysmal reception because of the backlash and the chudout (see concord, possibly the biggest bomb ever in video games). Ubishit hasn't had a game perform both on sales and with critics since what, wildlands?

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Blacklash

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decent name for a superhero honestly

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AC Valhalla sold really well and got decent reviews.

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Decent but forgettable iirc, everyone was still sucking off ghost of sashimi when it came out. Sold really well tho, i think it's the best sales number for any butt creed.

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Well, Japoids also. Much as they've tried to deny it, a number of Japanese g*mers have been upset more by things like war-based and Chinese architecture in the game. That they're also portrayed as midgets to be murdered by a big black guy is less insulting than doing a larger-scale version of putting the wrong flag in the game like Spiderman 2 did.

One thing that doesn't stop being hilarious is how all these woke choices, based on Current Year American idpol but pretending to be about all racism and other isms and 'it's called Being A Good Person!', keep being revealed for the hollow sham they are. Dear UbiSoft, their culture is not your costume. Do better.

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Nipoids are undeniably mad but like you said it's not about yasuke but rather ubi fricking up basic history culture and architecture related to Japan. Yasuke thing is basically just cherry on top, only westards are so obsessed with BBC, both leftoids adding them wherever they can and rightoids crying whenever they see a bit of melanin in their Vidya !grillers

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!burgers

General MacArthur's men are closing in on those slanty-eyed Japs!

Yes sir, those buck-toothed yellow monkeys will rue the day they ever squinted at Pearl Harbor!

We gave 'em the one-two at Coral!

We gave 'em the what-for at Midway!

When asked what they needed, those Midway boys radio'd:

SEND MORE JAPS!

And by-gum we're gonna knock'em out in the third round!

!chuds we won right?

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No they did anime to us

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Sorry I have been kicked from ! Chuds (again) and can no longer be funny

@C333 so long and thanks for all the BIPOCs

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:#marseycry:

Come back

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Assassin's creed in industrializing Japan where the ending is your character being killed by a nuclear blast as an elderly retiree in the epilogue is too amazing of an idea for Ubi

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Japan especially... like this is not that hard. It's not some extremely obscure country in the Himalayas.

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God bless those fuzzy wuzzies

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The joy of American Cultural Imperialism is that neither group of wingcucks understand or care that that's their problem.

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it's not about yasuke

it's also about yasuke

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If it was about profitmaxxing, they would release it heading into the holiday season. Lol. Lmao.


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Butt Creed : BBC will be a rousing success for sure!

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Chudoids are always in shambles.

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Neighbor are you fricking r-slurred

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the learnings from the Star Wars Outlaws

Did :marseypajeet: write this?

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>the learnings from the Star Wars Outlaws

:#speechbubble:

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:#eslsoyjak:

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Worse, they're Fr*nch :vomit:

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This has become generic corpo speak now, I see it all the time

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Please God let Yasuke be killed in the tutorial and be replaced by an Asian Samurai when the game releases because it would be so funny.

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>yasuke commits a petty crime

>"freezu! you have brought dishonor on your famiry desu!"

:marseycopfreeze#:

:marseysamurai#:

:#marseyfloyd:

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A shamefur dispray!! :marseychingchongraging:

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I would respect that creative decision so much I'd buy the game. The exact opposite of the Joel in One.

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Omae wa mou shindeiru

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N-Nani?!

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!pirates nobody has ever invented an original game since Morrowind.

They improve the graphics but not the game experience.

This is why Skyblivion exists. People just want to play vidya.

!chuds

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Skyrim is better than Morrowind

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Morrowind was pure kino, but it's hard to replay. I always start with the idea that I'll do a playthrough with no BS, but then like 20 hours in I have a shitload of enchanting level 300 gear and I'm flying around the map and dropping into daedric ruins and killing shit with a katana enchanted with Vivek's soul or some BS like that.

I kind of hope they remake it with a modern engine while keeping its soul intact, but I'm not sure its possible.

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Y, I still remember the first time I played it, I spent half an hour finding that shirtless agent guy's house.

Two days later I get to vivec around 10 pm irl and by the time I found all the informants the sun was already up, I couldn't find the ministry of truth because my shit pc couldn't render far into the distance for me to see it so I kept exploring the other cantons searching.

Also divine interventioning into that tower below vivec felt like being transported miles away, only later when I played on a better pc did I find that it was literally spitting distance.

The game world was vast and interesting, soundtrack very good as well.

Overall, very good memories of morrowind.

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Yeah the first time I played it I spent like 5 hours just stealing shit from everyone in Seyda Neen

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Nah it's not that good. It has a stupid volcano

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counterpoint: volcanos are cool and based

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They're land pimples

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Morrowind :marseydagothur2: was a sequel :marseyzeldadarklink: (therefore not original), the plot was basically Dune... and it wasn't as good as you remember, grandpa.

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What could they improve before february?

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Add more obese :!marseytrain:s.

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:marsey#fry:

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ngl would be hilarious if Ubisoft drops a new trailer next week where the emperor of Japan is a black trans woman or some shit.

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emperor sukihana getting her coochie stretched, eating neigga butt

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Make the game nigbigger

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zoz

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zle

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zozzle

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Remove Yasuke or make him an NPC and rewrite the entire questline I guess

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Reskin yasuke might do it, you can probably scale the model a bit mostly hes wearing clothes? Unless hes gonna do shit to that chick which i would put past ubi. !codecels how committed do you think they are to keeping yasuke from a build perspective?

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This will enable the biggest entry in the franchise to fully deliver on its ambition, notably by fulfilling the promise of our dual protagonist adventure, with Naoe and Yasuke bringing two very different gameplay styles.

They're going to emphasize the naoe gameplay to get it to sell better. Possibly they'll change more of the game to be about it, probably they'll shift the advertising to focus on his gameplay.

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her

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Oh gross i googled the name and a male samurai came up so i assumed.

I found her assassin's creed wiki and it reminds me how much i absolutely hate weebs. All sorts of random words aren't translated into English. They have the jap word for ninja in there even. No one is impressed that your weeb butt knows 30 Japanese words. If you actually knew japanese you wouldnt be speaking English with 5 jap words sprinkled in.

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Competition. Orginal launch date was same as some gay weeb game thats massive in weebland.

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Just the inclusion of what would most likely be their first season pass stuff into the base game, more playtesting for bugs ect.

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I honestly thought this game was already out with all the hoopla

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That's Monster Hunter Wilds release month... Good luck Ubislop.

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lol they really didn't think this through if they want to release at the same time as another, significantly more hyped AAA title

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I enjoy ACslop and am actually disappointed by this

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UBIslop is done better :marseygenetakovic: by other people tho:

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that is fricking mulan

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BIPOCbros....

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There must have been some game breaking bugs to delay this 3 months.

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Or they just realise that the usual 'frick it' attitude isn't going :marseysal2: to slide what with the bad PR and the hostile takeover threat- they need to ship this one in perfect :marseychefkiss: condition or they'll get torn to shreds.

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Caring about this is a blatent admission that youre an NPC. Full stop.

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