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Buried within FFVII's text files is a bizarre unused sequence in which Cloud follows one of the Honeybee Inn's hostesses and awkwardly attempts to ask for her panties, cycling through increasingly strange possible ways of making the request.
— Shinra Archaeology Department (@ShinraArch) September 25, 2024
Yes, this is actually real. pic.twitter.com/kWlmlVT6va
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These are great, you'd never see anything like this in modern FF
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FF14 has a man being force-fed oysters (nature's Viagra) by a dominant pirate catgirl while he begs her to stop.
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There are quite a few fun jokes hidden under the radar in FF14; an all-male tribe of lizard men that have a bit too keen of an interest in your male party members, a type of lobster whose description mentions that unaware Lalafell (midget race) have to be wary of losing fingers "or other appendages", worshippers of Nald'Thal using "Thal's balls" as a swear word…
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