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Buried within FFVII's text files is a bizarre unused sequence in which Cloud follows one of the Honeybee Inn's hostesses and awkwardly attempts to ask for her panties, cycling through increasingly strange possible ways of making the request.
— Shinra Archaeology Department (@ShinraArch) September 25, 2024
Yes, this is actually real. pic.twitter.com/kWlmlVT6va
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I remember playing a ROM translation of Tales of Phantasia in the early 2000s and the translator included their fantasy in the translation.
https://legendsoflocalization.com/the-infamous-arche-fs-like-a-tiger-scene-in-tales-of-phantasia/
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frick yeah Chicago
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i can hear the music playing in that picture
it's always plucky upbeat music when they are on ships in those games
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kino game for sure
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Well, does she?
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Mint is a 200 year old elf so probably
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The only way it makes sense for a sapient species to live for several hundred years and not outbreed humans is if they barely ever frick. Elf s*x is probably terrible.
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The fricking thing is fricking that the fricking male elfs are fricking all twink bottoms, it's a fricking real crisis
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Any female
elfs in rdrama 
asking for a friend.
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Elves are insatiably horny but elf girls only want to do consensual nonconsent fetish roleplay with orcs and that never leads to more kids
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Mint is a regular human teenager
Arche is half-elvish, but even younger
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Oh
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ACSHUALLY A GAGILLON YEAR OLD DRAGON
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More like tales of Pantasia amirite
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How much does this guy spend on gay porn per month
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There was a point where the word femboy was almost exclusively porn slang, and to even use the term would be outing yourself as a
. Nowadays it seems like porn slang has become so mainstream from casual use that I frequently witness kids publicly describing someone as a "Twink"
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Twink is a great term though. Other gay terms like otter haven't enjoyed the same mainstream appeal.
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That's just how language changes. Blowjob was originally used only by prostitutes, now it's a normal word.
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One thing I like about FF7 is that Cloud really tries to be an edgelord but the game simply doesn't let him. He can't brood effectively with all the minigames and nip humor tropes he's forced through
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Like in the Honeybee segment in Remake when he's doing a rhythm game dance routine but he looks super pissed and sultry about it.
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It's great, he's literally stealing the identity of a different, cooler guy, is somehow capable of fighting at the same level so people don't question it too much, and is constantly forced into situations that break up his tough guy routine, like crossdressing. When it hit me that Cloud did actually have a personality and that all of his silent protagonist moments were intentional and in-character I realized that this was a truly well-written game.
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All cool guys did this to become cool, except for Bob Ross type weirdos
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To be fair he's not meant to be as good at fighting as Zack was, at least not til much later in the game when he's travelled and levelled up a lot. The remake makes it more clear but people tend to laugh at him when he says he's first-class because it's obvious that he's not to anyone who's seen a real one in action
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least pervy Japanese vidya game
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These are great, you'd never see anything like this in modern FF
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FF14 has a man being force-fed oysters (nature's Viagra) by a dominant pirate catgirl while he begs her to stop.
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There are quite a few fun jokes hidden under the radar in FF14; an all-male tribe of lizard men that have a bit too keen of an interest in your male party members, a type of lobster whose description mentions that unaware Lalafell (midget race) have to be wary of losing fingers "or other appendages", worshippers of Nald'Thal using "Thal's balls" as a swear word…
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@FearOfPantees
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"I am a pervert. I long for your scent."
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Least panty obesssed nip.
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What if you..... are the girlfriend
Snapshots:
https://x.com/ShinraArch/status/1838956638096495049:
ghostarchive.org
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archive.ph (click to archive)
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Based. Put it in a 16+ rating game and its based.
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The ghost of Aerith put him up to this somehow
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