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I don't care about this because I don't own a PlayNoGamesStation, but redditors do. This particular take made me chuckle though:
Class dismissed, a professional beauty editor has SPOKEN. Discussion ended. You will buy the game remake from last gen, a PS5 Pro to play it better, and you will like it, wagie.
You've never seen a fit woman in real life, child! Those were merely your delusions!
If you saw those skinny chinky Japanese bitches being skinny, those were only animes. Checkmate
The post apocalypses will not have makeup, but will have plenty of McDonalds to keep you chubed up. Finally a post-apocalypses obese g*mers can self-insert into
on skimpier clothes
Okay, I've had enough g*mer non-sense and I don't recognize many of the words being said in this thread. This is nearly Reset-ERA posting except reddit still lets scrotes horny-post.
Updoots to the left.
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!g*mers western developer struggles
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The consequence of not smiling in photos
Incels obsessed with how their face compares to model strags while they walk around with the disposition of a unfrickable depressiod
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I am not a midget Italian plumber who trips balls in the sewere on skunk shrooms but that's a fun game
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Edit: Added sound version.
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bro there is no sound, its 100 times better with sound
found it
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JESUS CHRIST WHAT
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DUMP EET
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British male
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Aloy is 100%
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That tweet is so true tho lmao
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Mirin for domestic violence
!reverse
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Man, they should just have kept her face accurate. Shes mid but kinda cute, definitely
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ginger such a good color
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I would just like to point out that, /u/brilliant_b-word who said:
Is an Ozempic enjoyer. If you'll believe that
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/r/ozempic
Fascinating
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Lmfao first dude went from "would have been bunted as a demon in medieval times" to merely "would have been hunted as a monster"
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The subreddit for people who resort to pills instead of basic effort
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I support it. Whatever works to remove more fats from my own life experience is fricking only a fricking good thing.
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Interesting
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Why are they acting like its because of no makeup or angles, when in reality she just looks ugly cause her face looks like am egg with hair?
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Ginger farmgirl phenotype- round face, child-bearing hips, makes too much noise when eating.
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the irl model they used for the face 100% looks better than the ESG compliant in-game uggo. they always do.
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They are fricking also ignoring the fricking fact that the fricking actual complaint isn't that she's ugly. It's that she's ugly because they changed her entire facial structure between the fricking first and second game.
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British people cope constantly about their unfortunate phenotype
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1. Mullet
2. Face tats
3. Is literally Scut Farkus
!oldstrags !genx
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Fun fact: This raccoon hat neighbor from a Christmas Story (Zack Ward) is also the Postal Dude in the Postal movie!
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Zack Ward is actually a fun actor..
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Looked him up. He kept in regular work, I'll say that.
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I really like the Horizon games but I barely noticed the protagonist most of the time, despite her backstory being tied into the whole plot of both games. She never did or said anything interesting.
Look, the game's about hunting robot dinosaurs with an electric bow and explosive trip wires. Nobody cares what the PC looks like.
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I have no idea what the games are about. They looked fine, tbh, and I'm okay with anything being an original franchise at this point. People in the thread keep talking like it's post-apocalyptic but there's dinosaurs and IDK what's going on. I'm not trying to begrudge anyone having fun, except for the first comment I linked; that person should never have fun ever in his life ever again. (I'm ragebaiting because I keep giving away dramacoins and I need to make them back so I have more coins to give to goomblers)
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It makes sense in the game
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I like a lot of things with convoluted plots, so I'm fine with that
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read Book of the New Sun
there are parts that are incomprehensible until some offhand comment 30 chapters later completely changes everything
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That's been perpetually on my list but never read it yet
I'll match you with Ilium/Olympos which are for some reason dear to my heart. The mixing of classics and sci-fi and narrating robots trying to understand humanity really gets me
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Honestly you should put it at the top of your list. Tried to read it years ago, bounced off the first chapter because it was too frickin weird, tried again a couple weeks ago and once I got to chapter 10 of book 1 a lot of the pieces started falling together and I got hooked. It definitely deserves the spots it has on those "best books of all time" lists
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R-slurred children trying to rip off the plot of Terminator 2 which was ripped from The Outer Limits (yes it really was, watch it) with literally no fricking clue what world this was originally written in. Wow. That sounds so important and meaningful.
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You get thrown in the deep end of a far-future world where primitive humans live alongside giant robot animals (small animals like rabbits, foxes and turkeys still exist- there's loads of wild turkeys for some reason). Ginger girl is a miracle virgin birth 'from the mountain of the mother goddess' and her birth coincides with the beginning of a spread of corruption among the machines. The plot is about figuring out what's going on.
Lance Reddick (RIP) plays Mr. Exposition.
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I'd play it for 10-15 bucks. thanks bb
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Oh yeah deffo worth that.
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Watching someone play, it looked extremely boring and the story was weak, with the protagonist being moved along. If you want the open world aspect, just play Tears of the Kingdom.
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If it's anything like the first game it's boring as shit and a waste of time
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It seemed like something you got because you only owned a PlayStation and couldn't play better games in the genre.
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Referring to zelda
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I did before nintendrones could just to dab on them
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I know a fanatic who refused to even look at the leaked game menu on the TV because she thought it was taking food out of nintendos mouth despite her preordering it. She wanted to play it the way Nintendo intended it to be played, was another cope.
Same with buying amiibo cards for flash dongles despite most amiibos being out of production.
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"These are based on scans of real people. Our graphics are so realistic that all women look ugly."
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I like that theyre so concerned about realism but in these games a 5"1 woman can kill 30 6"7 guys with a gun without being used to the recoil (even worse since Horizon girl uses a bow and arrow on robots)
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Holy shit that was painful to read. These people are absolute losers.
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I somehow played all ratchet and clank ps2 games without a thought about whether any of the characters were beautiful or realistic or shit.
Up your Arsenal was great
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Another reason I'm gonna leave this site: You are all consolestrags. That doesn't mean you're bad people. We just have to live apart on different continents.
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How about you console yourself with some bussy nerd!
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But did you do strafe jumps in front of that one alien chick to make her boobs grow?
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She's not even fat, just ugly. The real actress looks way better too so these regards are at the point of just defending ugliness for ugliness sake
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yeah that's the problem dumb b-word
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@birdenthusiast @dramasexual
Which one of you always simps for and defends this game?
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IDK if birden is alive at this point. I haven't seen a Mavis post in forever.
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Probably 50k words and 2 knuckles deep in her fav Mavis fanfic
smh
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Bad!
No sexualize birden! She is wholesome and cute and literally mavis.
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If I don't sexualize lesbians how will they know I'm ready and willing to help cure them?
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That's me I like Horizon
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Snapshots:
https://old.reddit.com/r/HorizonForbiddenWest/comments/1f6inra/how_do_people_say_aloy_is_ugly_ill_never/:
undelete.pullpush.io
ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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