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So her day consists of eating chicken and rice from a Styrofoam box and giggling in a headset?

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This is literally what corpo america is now.

I have met foids like this. The worst ones are the black women. They think they beat the odds to be where they are when in reality are only where they are due to being black women and diversity hiring.

The attitude and confidently incorrect aura on them is insane.

I have heard corpo merch foids come up with some insane marketing ideas and just face no backlash. Like "lets sell 60 dollar real housewives themed flowers guys what could go wrong" only to end up losing millons.

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I don't have a problem with it. These chicks are product designing xbox/msft to death and I'm all here for it :marseynails: :marseypenguinlove::marseypenguinlove::marseypenguinlove:

The other side of it is that these tiktoks are an exaggeration designed to show as little work as possible and as much luxury in order to make other foids jealous.

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And moids seethe too about the luxury as well. These ladies are amazing for dramacoin :marseywholesome:

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Do they have to work at 4am for 12 hours for free too?

Seems like jealousy

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Codecels are so profitable that entire departments of these parasites orbit them.

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this b-word was a failed codecel too: https://www.linkedin.com/in/fabiolatamez

didn't make it past the intership stage before dipping out to "product management",

where good software ideas go to get managed out into oblivion.

not sure where the porshe came from, probably a sugar daddy.

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Product manager is 83 base to 143 according to glassdoor. The Porsche could just be a stupid loan term or an even more r-slurred lease.

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My wife commented wondering how my sister-in-law bought a Porsche.

I had to explain to her that a base model 2016 Porsche Cayenne is cheaper and slower than my 2016 Ford Flex on the used market.


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I'm almost a hundred percent certain this one's a 2024 Taycan, images below for reference.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17278947891686544.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17278947879218395.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17278947882118387.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17278947886375856.webp

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Disagree, the 2024 doesn't appear to have the rear sidemarker and the pocket by below the headlight looks wrong.

Headlight region too, hers has the headlights scooped out a bit while 2024 appears to have them flush up to the bumper

Oh also the painted/unpainted line on the rear bumper is wrong. Straight on 2024, P-trap on hers


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I agreed with you initially but after putting them all side by side and staring at them I'm starting to think they're all the same car and Porsche has just been gaslamping everyone for years :marseyschizowall:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1727898715218334.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1727898716172781.webp

Edit forgot 2022

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17278989811965182.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17278989816292913.webp

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Yeah her car definitely looks more like the 22 than 24, especially front cheekbone plastic

Porsche has been making the same shaped cars since the 60s and everybody continues guzzling their German peepees because MUH PEDIGREE


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2016 Ford Flex

That's a 2016 Ford Flex alright

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We have the same problem with software peeps, over the last 10 years more and more have joined for the money.

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All these workday tiktoks are like that. They can't actually film anything that might leak private company info so it looks like they do no work.

If you filmed my day it would just be me rewriting my jira comments to be less bitchy.

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Also like 70% of a workday consists of meetings and computer typing. There's nothing to show there (because its all the same) so it becomes only 1/6 of a video's length even though its 3/4s of the time in the day. Its not even necessarily intentional exaggeration.

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:#speechbubble:

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ITS REAL TO ME DAMMIT

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WHOA THEY STILL HAVE SODAS?

HOLY SHIT. I'M SO FRICKING TIRED OF LA CROIX

THEY TOOK AWAY THE SODAS, CELSIUS AND THE RED BULLS FROM MEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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It's because you're fat.

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https://media.tenor.com/4_5ZkyJxe5wAAAAx/eat-eating.webp

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Didn't watch it but I'm 99% sure this is a glorified recruitment ad full of benefits you're never going to see while the actual work is conveniently NDA'd away

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Pretty much, they get the biggest dumbasses to do these because anyone even remotely competent will consider applying after realizing they could do 10x what the Dumbass does

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Benefits like eating poor people slop while looking wealthy by 3rd world standards.

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You know he only stays because he's giving them all the d

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This is bait lmao

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None of these women are given work that have any actual impact or authority, they are just there to satisfy Blackrock hiring quotas

There are men and (far uglier) women behind the scenes who are making real decisions, 21 year old BPD foids are not in any positions of power at Microsoft

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None of these women are given work that have any actual impact or authority,

They're in a position to rot away at small things like user interfaces, minor features, and designs while bogging down overall productivity. They absolutely have a direct impact on the end user even if they aren't the ones deciding a company's overall direction.

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These are the foids who frick with the UI on every product by pooping it up and bloating it every so often.

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Women are unable to leave things be

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I don't understand the music, she doesn't look Asian

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I actually had this on my iPod nano back in the day

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We used to sing that melody to the Asian kids in school, why did they make a song out of it?

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I thought she's white at first too but you can see her rice eating genes better right before she picks up the coke :marseyokaycoke:

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Is the music gook-y? I don't get it.

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The melody was classic at schools in the 90s-2000s to bully Chinese.

You'd go DOODOO DOODOO DOOTDOOT DOO DO DOOOO while pulling your eyes back and doing buck teeth. Usually followed by HOOOOAAAH I FRY A RICE

It's from kung fu fighting

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The oriental riff?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oriental_riff

Maybe it kinda sounds like it, but that wasn't my first impression of it.

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It's ok she has a sufficiently Asian friend


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Fricking little slut

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Women ruin another thing, shocking


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These videos HAVE to be either some kind of ragebait or maybe advertising to foids where they will think the job is literally doing fricking nothing all day (and it often sadly is with foids, everywhere i worked, all women took at least half their shift to focus on r-slurred gossips and wasting company's time and money).

Still i cannot comprehend how can you be some higher-up, see a video like that and not do a check-up instantly to see who should be fired because they do absolutely nothing.

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all women took at least half their shift to focus on r-slurred gossips and wasting company's time and money

I do that too! :marseyexcited:

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:#marseybaphomet:

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Imagine being that rich and still eating food slop.

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