The Absolute State of Gaymers

>never leave bedroom

>skinny legs, complexion of vampire

>butt of jokes in movies, tv shows for two decades

>never breed

>spend 40% of income on games

>oh well

>at least vidya makers know what you like and keep making cool shit you enjoy, right?

>wtf every game suddenly has microtransactions

>wtf new diablo is candy crush reskin

>now spending 70% of income on games

>wtf pixelated waifus now as ugly as real life foids who despise you

>wtf now the ugly 2d waifus are butch lesbians and are calling you toxic

>wtf games suddenly jam-packed with transshit

>everything you were using games to escape from has followed you

>see trailer for new game full of things you hate

>buy game anyway, proving there is demand for things you hate

>wait really?

>yes, really

>you are here

>In the next big AAA gayme, you play as Alexander the Great, an obese black lesbian ruling over a peaceful, matriarchal society. perhaps a horse-breeding sim?

You guys talked about the Dragonshit game so much and then YouTube put that warcraft streamer with the filthy gooncave in my recommends. I don't normally watch streamers, but holy shit I cannot look away from this game. I'm only 20 minutes in, still in character creation (!) and I've been giggling like a kid watching his first R rated comedy.

After I tuck in the kids tonight, I'm gonna put another hour on a turn-based strategy game I bought for $30 six years ago. We are not the same.