>never leave bedroom
>skinny legs, complexion of vampire
>butt of jokes in movies, tv shows for two decades
>never breed
>spend 40% of income on games
>oh well
>at least vidya makers know what you like and keep making cool shit you enjoy, right?
>wtf every game suddenly has microtransactions
>wtf new diablo is candy crush reskin
>now spending 70% of income on games
>wtf pixelated waifus now as ugly as real life foids who despise you
>wtf now the ugly 2d waifus are butch lesbians and are calling you toxic
>wtf games suddenly jam-packed with transshit
>everything you were using games to escape from has followed you 
>see trailer for new game full of things you hate 
>buy game anyway, proving there is demand for things you hate 
>wait really? 
>yes, really 
>you are here
>In the next big AAA gayme, you play as Alexander the Great, an obese black lesbian ruling over a peaceful, matriarchal society. perhaps a horse-breeding sim? 
You guys talked about the Dragonshit game so much and then YouTube put that warcraft streamer with the filthy gooncave in my recommends. I don't normally watch streamers, but holy shit I cannot look away from this game. I'm only 20 minutes in, still in character creation (!) and I've been giggling like a kid watching his first R rated comedy.
After I tuck in the kids tonight, I'm gonna put another hour on a turn-based strategy game I bought for $30 six years ago. We are not the same. 
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Bro, he's going to shit on the game in front of 3M people and make a bunch of money from jewtube.
Bioware would be financially better off paying him to not play it.
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the greentext isn't about asmongold, it's about g*mers in general
that guy lives in filth, but he's not as pathetic as gaymers because he profits off of it
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