I hate myself (bf2042 post)

Kill Soren. Behead Soren. Roundhouse kick Soren into the concrete. Slam dunk a baby Soren into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Soren. Defecate in Soren's food. Launch Soren into the sun. Stir fry Soren in a wok. Toss Soren into active volcanoes. Urinate into Soren's gas tank. Judo throw Soren into a wood chipper. Twist Soren's head off. Report Soren to the IRS. Karate chop Soren in half. Curb stomp pregnant Soren. Trap Soren in quicksand. Crush Soren in the trash compactor. Liquify Soren in a vat of acid. Eat Soren. Dissect Soren. Exterminate Soren in the gas chamber. Stomp Soren's skull with steel toed boots. Cremate Soren in the oven. Lobotomize Soren. Mandatory abortions for Soren. Grind Soren fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Soren in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Soren with a ray gun. Kick old Soren down the stairs. Feed Soren to alligators. Slice Soren with a katana.