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#Valve #Halflife #GMan #2025 pic.twitter.com/mdT5hlxKJT
— Mike Shapiro (@mikeshapiroland) December 31, 2024
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Q PREDICTED THIS #WWG1WGA
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!schizos !friendsofsnappy !g*mers
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Half-Life Mobile
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Don't you guys have phones?
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I never played any Half-Life game.
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!soyteens !g*mers
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ACK!
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communism will win
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You don't like an admittedly revolutionary and fun little game followed by a sequel set in an environment so unappealing that you can't stomach it for more than 5 minutes?? what are you, gay?
If I wanted to experience an eastern european warzone filmed in diarrhea-o-vision, I'd visit ukraine in 2021.
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Nobody cares about some mediocre boring 2010's game series with a mute protagonist that looks like some kind of nerd π
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It's from the 90s, get pwned n00b
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Imagine being less relevant than unreal
There's a reason nobody's making games in Half-life engine. Epic just had the better tech
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Steam unironically made vavle a bad game company, they just print money now
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They always were. Half life is shit. Yawn, wow. Just what I want to do in a shooter game. Play with blocks on a scale. Wow. Exciting.
TF2 is shit and doesn't have a single aspect that wasn't executed better via games like marvel rivals or overwatch 2
Left 4 dead is gay who wants to play a zombie game with a black woman protagonist lol DEI
Cs2 is just a shit version of apex without the mechanical depth you get from abilities
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Bait used to be believable
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!downmarseyrs !soyteens !g*mers @Zuzie
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M U T E D
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Why?
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Half-Life was on another level when it was first released, it's only shit now because it's a 20+ year old game and most games copied mechanics from it.
TF2 is just a derivative of the quake mod, TF classic was fun but nothing special and CS was great but again it's the same 20+ year old game with lipstick
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TFC was better than QTF.
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I know this place better than my own house! !g*mers !oldstrags
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The Duke Nukem Forever version is better
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I loved nade jumping with the medic and giving people aids
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I'm confused. I don't recognize this Quake level.
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Need a rocket launcher or grenades if you want to move.
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If it was so good, why isn't there a half life skin in fortnite? Master Chief has one and halo is for literal babies
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Yeah it's hard to enjoy CS when you're bad at positioning and can't aim. Apex has lot of fun ways to distract yourself from the truth
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Consider the following:
You're an r-slured zoomer.
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Bad taste and wrong opinions
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Why would you say that
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Because you told a lie
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I didn't
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That TF2 statement is truly triggering.
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At least you can buy half life
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!soyteens !g*mers
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Will they hurry up and retcon Alyx into an anthro already?
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!downmarseyrs
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5 v 5 competitive shooter based on halflife
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Imagine it is a new mobile game
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linux only HL3
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!linuxchads
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Half life 2 remaster ?
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!g*mers !soyteens
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Half-Life pachinko machine confirmed!
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HL2, L4D2, and Counter Strike 1.6 had bizarre arcade ports exclusive to Japan!
https://combineoverwiki.net/wiki/Half-Life_2:_Survivor
https://left4dead.fandom.com/wiki/Left_4_Dead:_Survivors
https://counterstrike.fandom.com/wiki/Counter-Strike_Neo
!g*mers !asians
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it's a graphic novel
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There was some reddit posts about quality testers being vague but saying the next Volvo project is 100% HL related.
I will be there no matter what
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Half life Alex 2
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Half life Barney
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Was called Blue Shift. Jesus Chris do you know NOTHING
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she meant the purple dinosaur r slur
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Nope that was a different Barney
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@Hallie is literally screaming, They prolly updated halflire 2 so they could release episode 3 blue lives matter
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Somehow the most r-slurred post in this thread and that includes my shitty rage bait. !commenters
Can you imagine if valve released episode 3 and it was some prehistoric shit on an engine older than most zoom zooms
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Yes
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I would be so stoked if they released a new game on the OG Source engine
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Bring back the Tau Canon you BIPOCs.
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I really hope it isn't some GMan game that exposes all info on GMan. Keep stuff mysterious
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Whatever is going to release pertaining to HL is going to suck.
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