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pizzashill
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Subject matter expertise: foid identity extremism
5mo ago
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- YappingCat : cat
- 14881350 : Shut yo white butt up
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BWC
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me and PizzaCHAD
- Cream_a_da_crop : Definition of soy
- DickButtKiss : banger. absolute kino. plz keep making these
- UnpackThisSweaty : Ngl man, you sound like a mad dork
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Now playing: Blurry Flurry (Tropical Freeze).mp3
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It's just so, so pathetic that you actually willingly have cringe RGB LED lights doing faggoty lightshows right in your eyeline while watching an obstructed TV at an angle.
Like, i get some of this is staged for the sake of getting engagement, but even having your living room TV next to your LE EPIC GAMING BATTLESTATION is such an immature 20-something decision, and you're in your mid 30s.
What did you even have Poj for, if she wasn't at least going to do a little interior decorating?
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Youre weird
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At least my living room is decorated like a living room and my computer desk just contains my computer and computing accessories.
You're 35, pizzashill. Start acting like it.
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Ok lil bro
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No seriously, between the apartment, 'bought the biggest TV i could with my tax refund' aesthetic, stupid g*mer (derogatory) tower... everything about this screams '20-something who is totally gonna get rich off crypto'
Your NVDA isn't worth shit until you sell it, and you'll never sell because you're convinced it'll eventually be worth more.
You are thirty five. Statistically you are closer to your death than to your birth. You have spent more time out of grade school than you spent in grade school.
I'm a friggen late bloomer but I still managed to get married and pay off my house + three decent cars by this point.
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You believe I needed a tax return to buy a tv lol?
Thats actually a fairly high end case I got for like 60% off, but the only one on sale had the lights.
Im also not even 35. And am I am rabidly anti crypto. Seems like you might be r-slurred.
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Should I put training wheels on this conversation?
Your apartment has 'tax refund' aesthetic -- peakpoor behavior where any windfall is immediately spent on stupid shit like PlayStations and giant TVs, with no consideration for actual practicality or better uses for that money (like in-date meat)
In Better Call Saul, the pharmacy dude who bought the bright yellow Hummer and sneakers? That's you. There was a meme of that with "When the stimulus check lands" but it's been deleted.
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Heres my primary checking account.
So again, do you believe the things youre saying here?
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That's all you've saved over the years? !metashit, pshilly could only save $35k over 20+ years.
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I am not literally stating 'you spent your tax refund on a tv'.
I am stating your apartment looks like the type of person who would spend their tax refund on the tv.
Last I checked, it's not 6:15 anywhere in North America so this is old or fake
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!friendsofpizzashill as a mandatory reporter i bring you additional lore
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lol, how can you be that r-slurred?
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How is anything I said r-slurred
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You really missed it, didn't you?
Good god, man.
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How do you manage to act like a bigger cute twink than pizzashill?
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No, I vidya on my PC, but I don't have stupid lights all over the tower.
Hidden in the desk, as little of a distraction as possible. If my cords were longer I actually tried putting the tower on the other side of this wall so the fans would be completely isolated from this room.
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You're at the other wrong extreme then. You obviously care way too much about gayming if you have that much ventilation.
Also must have better eyes than me because I wouldn't even notice a better video card than the mid-level one I have.
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I bought that case because it could fit a full atx mainboard in a miniatx form factor, and I didn't want to upgrade to a miniatx mainboard.
I was travelling a lot for work and my laptop couldn't do 3d modeling all that well, so I wanted to bring my tower with me since I'd be away from home for months at a time.
And I'm still rocking a Radeon R9 380, so we're probably on the same level. It runs RDR2 and that's all I need. Like, it still has 2 DVI ports and a single HDMI, that's how old it is.
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Isn't a 65' TV like $500?
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300 at Walmart
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stop getting baited. there's proof that this "pizzashill" is actually a I'M GAY AND MY PEEPEE IS SMALL
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I listened to the epic groomercordstrag fight argument between him and Distorted Lines about some obscure point about feminism. I remember going to Subway half way through and telling my Subwaybro "this is gonna sound embarrassing..."
I just needed to know who would win the endurance competition.
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Don't tell me what to do, Assy. Carp is my friend and he'd never antagonize me like this.
The picture isn't AI generated. It involves real humans, and this is not Carp's apartment we're looking at. Even if that's not its current state today, it was someone's state at some point.
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I'm an OG. !oldstrags confirmed, dramatard from before G*mergate was a glimmer in your mother's eye-kitty.
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I'm sorry, how many stickers are named after you?
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The virgin "rbg le battle station" vs the Chad "6 $2500 mobile workstations scattered across the home office because help desk fears you"
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Pizza is the least aesthetic rightoid alive because he can't bring himself to actually be a rightoid
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When I saw this the first thing that popped in my mind was Trident gum
!goyslopenjoyers
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Good gimmick account
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My take aways from this new nugget of pizzalore
Pizza is a sony pony/a part of the pc master race
His neck will start to hurt in approximately 13 minutes 47 seconds if he stays in this awkward position on the couch in alignment with his tv
cat
his coffee table needs refinished
soren, agent of chaos, stole pizza's remote.
Pizzashill's cat is named Bread Sticks
!friendsofpizzashill
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Somebody talk him into letting me move in so I can have a cat.
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Just grab one from off the street. I got dozens around me.
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Yeah bro you can just take the cats. They're free.
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I had one pawing at my door the other day. I'm allergic so it's not really an option, but what would happen if I just opened the door and let him in? Would I then own a cat?
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that's an xbox right next to the playstation though isn't it?
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!nonchuds !khive An inspiration
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Hey, !khive: why have none of you (except for Aevann) purchased the kamalaharris2024 hat?
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The Heritage Foundation and angry white men lied to me and used JAQing off in bad faith and disinformation tactics to trick me into not knowing about this. Just got the merch. I hope my campaign contribution makes a difference. I'm with her.
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My YangGang merch is going to moon any day now
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I stopped listening when I heard your voice.
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He started watching the video
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!metashit
@PeepeeButtKiss is right. Look how intently his cat is watching the DNC convention. What if his cat is the one posting all of his political hot takes???
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you never think you have an accent till you hear ppl from other places talk
this is what !pnwcels sound like
good to know how to fit in when I stop over in that godforsaken place on the way up
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I don't have an accent however I normally have a meh casual voice, but my work voice is unconsciously deeper/assertive for nursing/medical stuff, especially when I have to talk to doctors and shit so they take me seriously
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We don't have any accent. We're the only people in the world who just speak normally.
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you all sound like you wear beanies and smoke weed
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Isn't pizza from Florida?
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Space Coast yeah
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He's not from the pnw, so, no? Unless he picked up an accent in the last couple years.
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He doesn't have a PNW accent.
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I'm aware.
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I think he has integrated bc I watch a guy from WA and I've seen vid of Floridians who just moved to WA they sound p different
Of course everyone sounds more and more Californian as the days go on
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Didn't realize he was talking lol. Had the output on the wrong output
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