G-PIGG/Pig 13d ago#7683659
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A snaggle toothed whore enters the unfurnished one-bedroom apartment. RGB dances across her pock marked face as the smell of expired glue-meat wafts through the stale air.
"So I'm technically rich, I've got tens of thousands invested in Nvidia because I'm not an r-slured foid. I'm just a fricking Jew when it comes to...
As Pizzashill spends the next fifteen minutes cope-splaining his meager accomodations, the whore begins to wonder if she, perhaps, has a kinship with this fellow castoff of God's grace. Not a moment later, a tearful profession of love and self-pity relinquishes any semblence of empathy which she had previously felt. Much like the boiled steak hanging in the air; her feelings blend in and dissipate amongst the depressing rainbow-lit environ her sad life has led her.
[Shitty contemporary rap from a curated playlist is prominent in the background]
Uuh PizzaShill here, guys. So some of you r-slurs keep commenting about my plates. They're paper fricking plates. I'm a man. I work too much to give a shit about what my plates feel like. Only a foid would give a shit about plates and I'm not a dumb cute twink who does dishes like some b-word foid; I've got Nvidia prices to be monitoring and I don't have time for that gay shit. You have plates? So cool bro. So uuh, yeah.
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A snaggle toothed whore enters the unfurnished one-bedroom apartment. RGB dances across her pock marked face as the smell of expired glue-meat wafts through the stale air.
"So I'm technically rich, I've got tens of thousands invested in Nvidia because I'm not an r-slured foid. I'm just a fricking Jew when it comes to...
As Pizzashill spends the next fifteen minutes cope-splaining his meager accomodations, the whore begins to wonder if she, perhaps, has a kinship with this fellow castoff of God's grace. Not a moment later, a tearful profession of love and self-pity relinquishes any semblence of empathy which she had previously felt. Much like the boiled steak hanging in the air; her feelings blend in and dissipate amongst the depressing rainbow-lit environ her sad life has led her.
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tay clap bro? get the frick out of here
that was at least worth a trump dance
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[Shitty contemporary rap from a curated playlist is prominent in the background]
Uuh PizzaShill here, guys. So some of you r-slurs keep commenting about my plates. They're paper fricking plates. I'm a man. I work too much to give a shit about what my plates feel like. Only a foid would give a shit about plates and I'm not a dumb cute twink who does dishes like some b-word foid; I've got Nvidia prices to be monitoring and I don't have time for that gay shit. You have plates? So cool bro. So uuh, yeah.
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sad!
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