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You have been smacked by the CHRISTMAS PEEPEE MONSTER right in your face! THWACK There's just ONE rule. You can't peepee slap someone that has already peepee slapped you!! Try to peepee slap as many as possible before they peepee slap you. I have already smacked you in your face, so you can't peepee slap me. Good luck!

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Pass the Christmas Cockmonster to 10 of your tightest bros to give them big peepee and massive gains this 2023 and thank them for everything they've done !

i've watched like 15 of this womans vids, and shes hot as frick https://milfnut.com/actor/bettie-bondage

its all 'virtual s*x' or jois, where you're the son, shes the mom. idk how old she is, late thirties i guess. but i love her style, shes a bit chubby, for my usual tastes, but she's supposed to be your mom.

she makes me crazy.

Baldurs Gate 3 lets you fuck bears.

Yes, thats right.

Baldurs Gate 3 lets you fuck bears. pic.twitter.com/j6HJaRNl6e

— memeslich 💀 rpg meme bastard (@memeslich) July 7, 2023

This would be in /h/racist but you be playin

>Strongest man in the UK

>Myostatin deficient

>Very likely to be roided

>White

>Still have small peepee

Is it over?

No - 3 votes

Yes - 5 votes

Even if I put in the manly and masculine tags, the generated images look like they're catered to fujos. Any idea how do I make them masculine? I want me some young muscular jocks

Despite his smaller frame, Mitch loves to dominate Cam's pudgy butthole with his swollen ginger peepee. "Squeal like a pig!" is a phrase that Lily has spent years overcoming with her therapist, and to this day she cannot watch Deliverance or Pulp Fiction. His dominance in the courtroom translates directly to the bedroom, and he overrides all objections from the defense.

Cam's pent up sexual frustrations from the rural locker room are finally unleashed on Mitch's delicate anus. Finally taking on the roles of Quarterback with Mitch as his Center, Cam calls all the plays and never allows for a time-out. He drains the clock as he drains his balls deep inside Mitch.

Fizbo isn't all smiles. When he's not inflating balloons or squirting water from his lapel flower, he's inflating his peepee and blowing loads on Mitch's face. His predilections are not satisfied by the sensual or by kink. He's the master of ceremonies and Mitch's body is his three ring circus.

This is why I always tell y'all to not be moid pickmeishas

Ignore this post if you're a crusty old gay though

As it says in the title. I've got a free night so planning to have a great big masturbation session and may as well stick a dildo up my bussy.

What are your routines when you're preparing to get anally penetrated? Are there any beginner mistakes I need to watch out for? Any sensations that could suggest I need to stop and rest?

With this being a solo activity, I can take things at my own pace but it would be nice to get really deep and fast if possible. I've got water-based lube which I've heard isn't the best for anal but I'll have to make do with it.

Thanks in advance and I'll let y'all know how it goes.

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While I've been afraid of this gay hole closing and have been meaning to farm /r/askgaybros for outrage or just dump spme sexy rule 34, I've thought that maybe I'll make a regular low-effort post first.

So I'm a bit bored of the apps. Some decent options and I get a good amount of matches (even if my skin is in crisis atm - my pics are still 👌). Good chats, some first dates, not a lot of seconds (mostly my choice)

I'm also trying not to age into one of those 38-45 year old gay cliches who are like 'I can't find a decent guy (chad) (but I'll never drop my standards and go out with guys who do match with me because I deserve better).

But I was wondering if I try my hand at gay speed dating? There are a few events near my capital city and after spending some time there, I was struck by how it's pretty fricking gay so I reckon there are a greater amount of options.

But how sad is it? To not only speed date, but gay speed date since if you really get over your inhibitions you can find easy butt to smash. And do you think it'll be regular losers who can't be successful on the apps or losers like me with moderate success but looking for a change of pace?

Gay answers only (gifs preferred).

So much vocal fry! And yet, I still haven't closed the video.

The unironic reddit bardfinn Jannys can try as hard as they can but horse voices will never be silenced.

#horselivesmatter

#listentohorsevoices

#fightforhorseequality

!horsefrickers

Most subtle Navy buggery joke