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I just found a medical research paper that's actually just the author (who is obviously a woman) malding over people who want to ban male circumcision because apparently doing so takes the spotlight away from banning female genital mutilation

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

Not much drama, obviously, but all in all it was a pretty interesting read.

BTW, do you guys know abt any place I could post this in to farm seethe?

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Redditors actually get very angry about circumcision. I'm sure you could just post it on r/science.

Come on lads let's get in there and upvote.

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Edit: LMAO I fucking made it

LMAO reading this rubbish "research paper" by Dr Pointekensteingberg might get 1 ledditor to start asking (((questions)))

I hate most redditors but I have to side with them on circumcision. The arguments in support of it are truly some of the most r-slured takes I have ever heard. It's something only burgers defend so fervently and it borders on creationism levels of dumb.

It’s because we can never have our foreskin back and banning the practice means admitting we were mutilated.

Despite the fact that 1 in 3 males currently are circumcised, some controversy remains about the procedure’s medical and social value.

Oh so if we just needlessly chop off the end of a baby's dick enough times we should be able to dismiss any controversy?

A fucking 'scientist' wrote this and makes a laughably unscientific statement in the first paragraph. I'm a r-slur but once you pass 30 and have a functioning brain you realise that 90% of people are fucking idiots.

Diving into the pro-circumcision scene is honestly some of the most depressing shit I have ever seen. I was fairly neutral on it until I saw the kind of people shilling it and the ABSURDLY misleading science being used to support it.

There's some weird cult-like mentality among these people. I'm not even talking about jews or Muslims, but like feminists with no skin in the game that are rabidly in support of it for no coherent reason.

It makes dicks look prettier and plebbitors seethe, so I'm 100% pro-circumcision.

It makes dicks look prettier

Source:

:blush:

R-slur alert

You don't want your dick to wear a cute little poncho?

:marseysmirk:

you mean the disgusting dickcheese incubator?

Learn2shower redditor. Don't be an unhygienic freak and there won't be any dick cheese.

I want to jerk off ten times a day with no loss of sensitivity

Skin in the game, ha ha. I see what you did there.

... Wow, first time in 5 years we've agreed

Sorry about your dog comrade

I'm not cut. My mom claims she couldn't go through with it but I suspect she just didn't want the bill. Lucky me.

As an Emucel (therefore intact) I can advise you that the advantage is you can have a wank without lube. Go grab it, soldier.

Pizza, are you an expert like her? Did you go to college and study about circumcision like her? No? Then what makes you think you can comment on it? Trust her science. You aren't a scientist.

Fucking cry some more bitch. I don’t care about circumcision, and you can’t make me. Nothing makes anti circumcision dipshits angrier then the fact that I don’t care and never will.

Fuckin cut em all lmao

Author: Elizabeth Pointek

If anyone doesn't want to become anti-semitic, by the way, do not Google "metzitzah b'peh".

b'peh

Is that the sound he makes when he spits it out? That's hilarious.

It sounds like you're suggesting that this PEER REVIEWED SCIENCE is in some way misleading or false. Surely you're not that dumb. SCIENCE DOESN'T LIE, BIGOT. Do better.

What do you mean, academia is 99% trash articles that only serve to justify your preconceived notions by giving it "scientific" backing?!

For every valuable scientific article, there's not one, nor ten, but easily a hundred that are completely worthless. There's simply far too many researchers and the pressure to pump papers out is far to strong, so academic rigour has gone completely down the drain.

The average paper is read by a whooping 3 other people, by the way.

And those 3 were the reviewers

Despite the fact that 1 in 3 males currently are circumcised, some controversy remains about the procedure’s medical and social value.

Despite the fact that 1 in 3 females are currently being wrapped in garbage bags, stoned for getting raped, whored and pimped out in africa, banned from basic education or beaten into submission, some controversy remains about the ho's place and social value.

Bro nobody cares about “this time for Africa” people like to pretend they care for Africa but that just sucking there own ego. I mean look at jewcel they sending their money to Israel and they also sending tax payers money to Israel and they build a decent country. And now look at blackcels they help 0 to africa, you can say oh but they don’t know from where they are comes but it’s easy to pin point that they comes from west coast central African. And yet they go marching BLM, if they ware legit BLM they would send 10% of their earning (like jewcels) to Africa

they would send 10% of their earning

:marseyfloyd:

Kinda would be symbolic if they buried Gorge boi in a boat in Atlantic Ocean that would be very beautiful and tribute to Black Panther movie

10% of a Jew's income vs 10% of an African's income?

:marseyxd:

Better than nothing. But it’s kinda over for Africa they can now start learning Chinese with all the debts to China.

actually just the author (who is obviously a woman)

literally two authors

one is a man

:soyjakhipster:

The first author on the author listing is the author who most contributed to the article

Which one of the authors is the first one?

Don't be mad that your dumb agendapost is being exposed lol

She's not gonna circumcize you bro

your glans is exposed lol

I do get hard at the thought of jews cucking the western man out of his foreskin

Yeah I want my goddamn foreskin back meanwhile feminists are fighting to kill the whole baby and cutting off dicks.

Just give me some extra foreskin from what you toss away for fucks sakes.

Also I just realized there's a whole world of frankenstein penis esurgery that no one haa capitalized on yet cause of all the discarded penises. Just jam 2 or 3 dicks in my dick somehowand guve me a giga Marsey dick. Or just multiple dicks. Or fucking put penises on my nipples maybe reroute the colon through there make shitting dick nipples real. Put like penis nerves in every part of my body so I am a walking erogenous zone. Penis finger hands even.

Did you ever just wake up and fully embrace clown world and accelerationism when you realize how much mad science could be done?! Because I just fucking did. At the very goddamn least give me my god forsaken foreskin back you fucking Jews and Kelloggs ass nofap motherfuckers. I swear to god If I was to fuck the shit out of Tony the Tiger until his crusty cum flakes are frosted MY DICK WILL GET BLISTERS cause I aint got no fucking foreskin. Goodnight cute twinks.

simple removal of the male foreskin for health reasons

there are no health reasons. There’s a like 5% increased chance of infection with foreskin if you don’t wash it, but that’s also true of any body part

there are no health reasons

phimosis :marseyakshually:

Thats just added cheese

I eventually grew to hate Samuel after I heard him having sex with my sister. I arrived at the house one day, my mother being at work, and heard the sounds of Samuel plunging his penis into my sister’s vagina through her closed room door, along with my sister’s moans. I stood there and listened to it all. So my sister, who was four years younger than me, managed to lose her virginity before I did. It reminded me of how pathetic I was, that at the age of twenty-two, I was still a virgin. I hated her boyfriend as well. My sister said that he’s been with other girls before her, and I’m sure he lost his virginity at a much younger age. It is such an injustice. The slob doesn’t even have a car, and he is able to get girlfriends, while I drive a BMW and get no attention from any girls whatsoever.


Snapshots:

My sister would have hated me if we were closer in age. My jealousy is not idle

Baby males penis shearing "bad", women most affected