https://news.yahoo.com/people-celebrating-gabby-petitos-fianc-152558508.html
I may or may not be one of the posters they are talking about. π
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister. 
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- realDonaldTrump : Baiting journos is too easy, they'll pretend to get trolled to get a story.
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Journos are so easy to bait it is not even funny anymore. A bit boring to see them eat all of this up without any effort. Shame on you journos!
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They probably know its a blatant troll but they need to get paid somehow
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Exactly this, you r-slurs aren't exactly subtle about it. But journos get to write easy articles and fragile nerds get to be angry at something, we're all feeding eachothers needs.
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Just like ouroboros with the snake pooping in its own mouth
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The r/FriendsOfBrian sub is unethical because it helps journos stay employed.
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They need the click bait to get paid. We do it just for the keks.
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Pure kayfabe. They know it isn't real. They just have to pretend it is because that's how the industry works
It really does take a lot of the thrill out of it tbqhwyf.
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No real big fish yet. Not removing props from all the hooks so far - beautiful shit you magnificent bastards. But Business Insider and Yahoo are pretty low on the totem pole, do a lot of repeat reporting. Vice and Daily Beast are filled with trash like 2 steps away from being Gawker blind items and Buzzfeed listacles. Definitely have prestige amongst normies, but have very few scruples already. Gotta snag a major network CNN, MSNBC, Fox - or like WaPo, NYT. I think NPR would be a good gateway. Not that all those sources haven't had r-sluration and failure and hypocrisy before, but they're that next level shit that'll try to retaliate.
AP I guess, I don't even know what they are anymore. They and Reuters used to have serious chops before 2016, but AP got TDS and Reuters got bought by Russians, ironic. I doubt we'll ever penetrate the higher echelons of the BBC, but they have so many subdivisions that'll eat shit up. Say what you will about bongs, but their reporting is the best worst thing out there and they bore and piss off absolutely everyone. I'd rather watch Tucker and Lemon and Maddow try to pronounce "bussy" on air.
What I mean is, even r-slurs can have a vision, and rdrama could be president by 2040.
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"When pipo dey say Brian Launderie e kill is banny, di Friends of Brian dey say he no did. "maybe di pandemic kill di fatty?" dey tok. Meanwhile di kontri continue dey look."
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π΄π΄π΄
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So what, we need to go for CNN?
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It would be a thing of beauty. And beyond that, politicians and government entities. Somewhere in the middle would be celebs. If Oprah still had a show, I'd throw her in the betting pool on account of how often she got conned. Church fundies don't have as much power these days, but the ones hanging around would be tidy prizes.
I mean, don't try too hard. That would defeat the purpose. But based on how things have gone in the past 6 years, those aren't too farfetched dreams.
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There is no life form lower than an journo writing for an online publication. Though facebook jannies give them a run for their money.
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Holy shit first grindmaxxing and now r/FriendsOfBrian, best friday ever
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This reporter is too stupid to realize you have to log into reddit to see the moderators names lmao:
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The fact that this journo doesnβt have a Reddit makes him infinitely superior to you
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My sides, this shit is great
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AAHAH I didnt see that one
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It was posts suggesting that brian is hiding to self isolate after gabby died from covid
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Wait, if died from Covid is a conspiracy theory then she must have died from a vaccine!
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Hi
@KingdomFarts, it appears that you may be trying to spread dangerous misinformation regarding ineffective COVID-19 treatments based on pseudoscientific hearsay. Your post has been removed because it contained the word ivermectin. We ask that you understand that horse dewormer neither treats, nor prevents, COVID-19. For more information, please read up on what the FDA has to say on the matter:
https://fda.gov/consumers/consumer-updates/why-you-should-not-use-ivermectin-treat-or-prevent-covid-19
COVID-19 is not a joke, it is a global pandemic and it has been hard on all of us. It will likely go down as one of the most defining periods of our generation. Many of us have lost loved ones to the virus. It has caused confusion, fear, frustration, and served to further divide us. Tens of millions around the world have died. There is nothing to be gained by spreading bad science based on very understandable fear.
The only proven method of prevention is the COVID-19 vaccine, paired with appropriate social distancing, handwashing, and masks. Vaccines are free in the United States - if you'd like to locate your nearest vaccine provider, please visit https://vaccines.gov/ and schedule an appointment today.
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Dramatards can't keep getting away with it!!!
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Dramanauts are unstoppable
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Yay I got an honourable mention.
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I have the top comment, on the top all time post, and I was snubbed.
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Darnit, they didnβt mention him being trans.
Still work to be done folks.
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I was hoping for that too as I read it lol
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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I was hoping to see another reference to Gabby's hard nips
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Iβm shocked that Reddit hasnβt yalled it yet.
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Me too lol. But it claims that they contacted reddit and the badmins are watching. dun dun dunnnn
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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Thatβs whatβs so weird to me. If itβs become an issue, wouldnβt it make more sense for Reddit to just ban the sub of nearly 100% trolls rather than put it on DOUBLE SECRET PROBATION? Their guildelines are so weird to me.
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Some part of me likes to believe the chadmins like to laugh along for a while before the media pressure gets too much
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As well as calling for the blood of Brian on the almighty smug altar. Come on, journos! At least be balanced!
Inceldom is the new G*merGater of journoloids.
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It's about ethics in neckbeard journ*lism!
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Bro how the frick would that even be the case
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Every sentence that I don't personally agree with incites violence and promotes hate based on identity and vulnerability, actually.
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Journ*lists are always high on chromosomes
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Flabby gabby hahahahaha
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π₯± theyβre so fricking dumb
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What type of journ*list reports on Reddit holyshit... More importantly, what type of dumbass reads articles about Reddit.
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This is going to be a bait theme that works over and over... just counterjerk against the witch hunts du jour. Imagine the nuclear seethe that would've occurred if r/friendsofnick were around during the Nick Sandman saga. Or r/friendsofbrett during the Kavanaugh hearings, etc.
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Well right wingers are unironically friendsofnick and friendsofbrett anyway, so creating a redundant bait sub for that makes no sense.
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And right-wingers also like landlords, but r/loveforlandlords still serves a hilarious purpose.
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False, L4L is entirely serious.
Rents past due, itβs the second.
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Laundrie Lives Matter
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Not being confined to reddit shackles unleashed the true power of drama autism.
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Are we the conspiracy theorists now
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My screechy post-wall foid alt. deffo accused Petito of being a white supremacist early on so I'm going to claim that I invented that.
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People really think everyone online is being 100% genuine all the time. It's weird.
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He is worse than a Jew, he isβmay Allah forgive me for saying thisβa SRDine. Side note: it's a function of that testosterone crippled brain that you are so focused on peepees, and your own peepee in particular. Guess what? Take estrogen for a while and you will lose focus on that body part to the point where it doesn't even matter anymore. There is so much more to being a woman that genitals, like the depth and complexity of emotions and bonding with others in ways that are literally incomprehensible to you.
Snapshots:
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