Sneed as redditors assure you peeing sitting down is still manly.

I shit standing up because I'm not a b-word.

I heard Trump pees standing up. He doesn’t even take his peepee out…

When are we getting a new lib supervillian already

Also lol

Ok woke society, but I'm not cleaning the mess I make in the stall trying to pee like a woman.

At night I pee in my garden while staring at the moon. I highly recommend it.

OMG, are you me? It's also good for plant life (as long as you don't use the same spot all the time).

In fact, I even make a dilute liquid of 1:5 (pee to water) every week and use it in my garden as it's excellent natural fertilizer in that concentration.

Why are r*dditors like that?

I pee sitting down on the urinal

Only acceptable when you wake up at 3am and don't want to turn lights on.

Peeing everywhere because your piss came out at a 90 degree angle is far more manly obviously

Peeing while standing is for losers. Why would anyone throw free throws when you can slam dunk?

In other news preparation-h has had a record breaking sales in japan.

Its because they want to spray their buttholes with the bidet so their butt sweat can be dealt with.

Peeing sitting down is what Teddy K. was talking about when he came up with the term over-socialization.

Imagine being so cucked that you pee indoors

Real men go outside and piss off their porch/onto a tree

What is about losing ww2 and peeing sitting down?

Concerning yourself with what’s manly isn’t manly

If you ever feel like listening to the advice of reddit or changing you chad behaviour for their dislikes, read this thread and know for sure these are not representing reality. The ONLY reason to sit and pee is if you are a manlet. Even then, just curve you pee angle,

Free style peeing sigmas raise your hand

I piss off my deck into my trees - I hit a possum last week.

It's been pissing on my deck in retaliation.

this is only true because the pottys in the japan give you a complimentary blowjob

You can do it if you take your phone into the potty with you

r/sinkpissers winning.

America is authoritarian in government and fascist in Wall Street, who runs the economic model. You'd laugh if I told you that you live under fascism and authoritarianism and you'd probably flee to freer countries. Corporations collectively decide who to hire, what to pay, what to raise wages by, how to exploit and trample on their employees, what the education, experience, age requirements are, whether are not you deserve benefits, how safe and ergonomic is your working environment, how much of your wages to steal or unpaid work, how long you work, how long is your vacation, how much workload, how much to verbally abuse you and etc. Modern classical economists have said wall street, corporations and small businesses are like mini governments and anything except physical abuse goes. Wall street is political donor class so government becomes authoritarian (aka taking or reducing your rights) and introducing neo-liberal (pro-wall street) polices. Buddy, nazis may have killed the jews but the 1% will steal your labour, slave you away, and these days lead to an untimely death (slow death by a thousand cuts). But I need a car, a house, a vacation, home time, enough for healthy food, retirement, medical, student debt, marriage, kids, hobbies, miscellaneous expenses. Wall street will say you poor bastard and import another one or lock you up if you try resisting. Would you flee if you're not the established class already? In history people have killed the tyrants or left. Those who stay are dumb farm animals for them to thrive on and hopefully they reproduce and stay blinded by debt and servitude with materialism, sense of "american dream 9-5 duty", credit addiction and internet/electronics addiction (aka stockholm syndrome). There is really no precedent to this turbo-techno capitalism system we're facing. Why did this happen? They went off gold, so that's why it feels money feels like coins in an arcade. It wouldn't be possible otherwise because it would destroy the currency internationally to print so much. America had 80% of the worlds gold after ww2 and had the opportunity say to every country, starting now US dollars replace gold and are not backed by it.

Snapshots:

• undelete.pullpush.io
• archive.org
• archive.ph (click to archive)