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Only acceptable when you wake up at 3am and don't want to turn lights on.

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Or when you're pooping and have to to pee at the same time. Fricking degenerates those nips

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Only the most uncivilized excuse for a human being would do otherwise.

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Also when you think you're gonna poop, find out it turns out it was just a fart, but realize you were also gonna pee anyway.

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One time I was leaving school and as soon as I got in my car I had to pee really really bad. A friend of mine lived nearby so I parked and ran up to his door but nobody was home. So I went to the side of his house and started peeing in the bushes and it felt soooo good but I got too relaxed and all of a sudden a poo popped out and dropped into my underwear.

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It's better to piss pooping than to shit pissing

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Then what happened?

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I squatted and kinda flipped it out of my underwear as you would shaking out a sheet. It was about the size of a golf ball.

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Wtf just piss in the shower stall then. Pulling down your panties, lifting the seat then pushing your peepee down so it fits in the gap is a much bigger hassle

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It has never occurred to me to do this until you said that, and I'm annoyed that I'm actually considering it now

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I'm always too scared to do that because there might be a cobra waiting in the potty bowl.

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