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My (28F) dog (1.5 MN)
EDIT: for those of you wondering "MN" and "FS" stand for "male neutered" and "female spayed".
Who the frick types like this and why would it be relevant? 🧐
Today he told me that he liked my Hufflepuff sweater.
The memes write themselves, people.
EDIT: WORDS WORDS WORDS
JFC stop trying to vet-splain to me about neutering your dog.
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And not to mention he called your dog classy. The utmost of classy moves right there
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Anyway, so far if I do compliment a guy, I usually will do so just as I am walking away and will be inaccessible, e.g. just before getting off a subway car that he is staying on. And I find that the expression, "Hey, looking sharp!" is pretty neutral (as opposed to something that is obviously a come-on, like, "Well, hello, handsome!"). But I would be interested if anyone else has ideas about a safe way to offer compliments to guys.
You know. Because all men are male feminists and will grope you if you casually compliment them.
I just love that you identified the dogs involved with age/gender/status! :)
Yep I'm done here.
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r/transpets was taken too soon.
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Absolute F moment. Some of those posts made me literally cry with laughter.
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The "cat refusing to dilate her" post was one of the best ever
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RIP
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Whats that persons post history
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Foids continuing to reinforce the delusion that there's nothing they can do about their flat, droopy butts.
Just a coincidence that all the nicest asses can be found in the gym.
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That's lifestyle shaming and promotes inequality, because literally everybody from braps to felons is equal to me
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Why the frick would anyone, even a wandshit fan, intentionally group themselves with the special needs kids of Hogwarts?
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The smallest sweater size is XXXL
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That just proves how powerful these witches are. They are particularly skilled in the summoning of large amounts of pizza and fried chicken with their magical wands, made from the finest materials and with a powerful Lithium-Ion core.
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They're just extra plump for storing extra magic, sweaty
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It’s not the fried chicken, really, more so the pizza, venti frappes, and desserts. It’s much, much, harder to massmaxx by fatmaxxing than it is by carbmaxxing.
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Due to JK Rowling's half assed approach to world building, women invariably choose Hufflepuff (quirky and purple) or Ravenclaw (quirky and blue). They're almost entirely blank slates for the magical myers-briggs types.
They never choose Gryffindor because the Mary-Sue house is lame af. They never choose slytherin because despite being able to talk to snakes and I assume use necromancy, the comically evil house doesn't believe that trans lives matter.
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Jk Rowling confirmed slytherin
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Yeah imagine even complimenting a Hufflepuff pleb. Slytherin chads rise up.
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I'm boutta Slytherin to your bussyhole 👌😂👌😂👌😂
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Heck yeah. Probably got the best taste in music aswell
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Not really. It's all classical and Transiberian orchestra. The darkest secret of Slytherien is that the good Slytheriens are stuffy upper class British prigs who vote Tory.
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Grunnings kids 4 lyfe.
https://classicreload.com/win3x-skifree.html
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Anyone on a general interest online forum is clearly a Hufflepuff.
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TBH, I appreciate the honesty, as far as the groups of a children's book is a useful metric to classify people, most people are Hufflepuffs.
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which one is hufflepuff? is that the nice one? one of them is the nice one and one of them is the smart one, that much I remember
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I mean that's all harry potter fans tho
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oh that's what hufflepuff is... i thank god at least once a week for never watching or reading wandshit
adults who make that part of their identity is a red flag, cmv
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You've got to read the comments below that video. A bunch of foids mad because someone made a joke about their imaginary wizard school group in a book from the 90s that's the basis of their personality
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I'm going to start complimenting random woman I see about not being fat, got to spend that positivity
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At this point might as well thank them for their service
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Compliment them on how well they pass
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r/cumtown (I assume it didn't originate there) would do this on Tinder for some great sneeding.
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Tech lover, IT Admin, heckin pupper lover and occasionally troll. I hold back feelings or opinions, right or wrong because I dislike conflict.
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Great bit
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Average redditor foid literally looks like Mario. Why am I not surprised?
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Lmao literally Mario and Luigi.
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That’s explains why they are same hight… but another possibility it’s because they have same peepee size
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Also dresses like a slob in public. I'm surprised the old man even complemented the fatty.
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He probably thought he was making an r-slur feel good about themselves.
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Cool sweater, bud!
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Now I want to see a pic, the mental image itself is hilarious
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Fricking women do, that's who. Look at any mommy forum or subs about narc parents, BPD, and other stereotypical female interests. These are rife with these goddarn acronyms.
I would love to know the reason why this is. I would also love to know why it ruffles my goddarn feathers so goddarn much.
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To be perfectly fair... When normies stumble upon rdrama, they can't understand shit. I'm not exactly exaggerating. Short form plus a huge number of acronyms/slang/jargon makes our writing utterly incomprehensible.
So... glass houses and all that.
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I gatekeep by sneed, marsey, and bussy posting.
But, yeah, you aren't wrong.
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I still have no idea what sneed means, so I just assume people are complimenting my spergs
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该标志是一个微妙的笑话。这家商店被称为“Sneed's Feed & Seed”，其中的饲料和种子都以“-eed”结尾，因此与店主 Sneed 的名字押韵。标志上写着这家商店是“以前的查克”，这意味着以“F”和“S”开头的两个词会以“-uck”结尾，与“查克”押韵。所以，当 Chuck 拥有这家商店时，它会被称为“Chuck's Frick and Suck”。
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Thank you Chinaman, very cool!
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I don't either. I just kind of use it wherever I think it sounds funny.
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There's a joke in the SImpsons where there's a shop called Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck's), the implication of course being that when Chuck owned it it was called CHuck's Suck and Frick. Long story short people kept spamming that meme on the 4chan board /tv/ to annoy the jannies and then it spread to other boards and then to other sites and now it's a synonym for seethe
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yikes
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Wait so you're telling me the word doesn't officially exist in the english language?
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I think it’s basically a synonym for ‘malding.’
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"Yeah, uh, glowie means like a federal agent or spy that's trying to take us to Guantanamo bay or whatever. It comes from this really cool guy who was, like, uh, a genius, and wrote his own OS and said that it was the second coming of jesus. It actually means, uh, glowBIPOC, but don't worry, it's not used in a racist way or anything. Ending words with "ie" is fun too like its kind of childish and started with neets talking about their mommy getting their "tendies" because they have enough good boy points haha. Yeah, the guy who started it was really smart, but then when he was homeless he got hit by a train and died, and so now it's like a funny joke on meme forums "dont let the glowies get you" haha. What's a neet? Oh, uhhh"
Yeah, we're our own flavor of r-slurred lol
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Thing is, we are actually pro-gatekeeping, so it makes sense to have a high barrier to entry.
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you learn the language or you have to go back
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rDrama patois finally gives the kids an alternative to that rotten AAVE. It's the new prestige language 💅🏾
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rdrama.net has lost a lot of the distinct culture and vocabulary of the motherland. Rarely see the classic cope < seethe < dilate exchange anymore. Sweaty is a rarity. Dude bussy lmao has lost its meaning.
n-slur, r-slur, g-slur gussy, bussy, trussy. All gone.
Makes me quite sad.
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Which rdrama.net have you been on? Cope/seethe/dilate is in every other comment, we even have Marseys both for the whole trio and its individual constituents. All the other things are in constant use when even remotely appropriate too.
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"cope < seethe < dilate exchange" is post pinging drama and thus not considered culture.
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Anyone else remember keep yourself safe posting. Now that was culture.
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Why would I call someone sweaty? Do better, sweety.
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I was wondering the other day how many people here even still know how "dude bussy lmao" became a distinct saying.
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I knew that it came from "dude weed lmao", but I actually wondered what was the first time "dude bussy lmao" was posted in the Salomonic r/Drama. According to pushshift search, the first "dude bussy lmao" was posted by now-deleted user u/KT-47 in March 26th of 2017, in this thread: https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/61orro/comment/dfg98xy/?context=999&sort=controversial
It mustn't have caught on immediately, as there are only twelve occurrences of it being posted in all of 2017, seven of which were by user u/headasplodes, who might have been who popularized its usage beyond the usual reply to try-hard bussyposting.
Edit: dude bussy lmao
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Yeah I was thinking of headasplodes. He commented it under every comment mentioning bussy, and eventually it caught on.
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Yeah unfortunately my neurodivergent campaign to get people to stop saying bussy and mayocide so much ended in failure
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To obfuscate and create the illusion that what they’re talking about is more important/interesting than it is
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We need to normalize putting more important identifiers like their BMI and the size of their dogs peepee
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TBH this FUBAR TLA SOP is IMO AWOL.
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Yessss, so true
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I worked with a bunch of women during COVID at some dive job, those bitches loved compliments, just try being attractive next time chud.
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End of Ash vs Evil Dead Season 1. Ash is getting strangled by foid demon. He ask "Did you lose weight?" She stops killing him long enough to escape
The time has come for the Necromaster. The unleashing of the fourth joker's card. The arrival of The Great Milenko
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That show was great, I dropped out of season 3 when they changed up the group tho.
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What? Oh man I just finished season 2. That's a bummer
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Fricking lol I keep meaning to watch that.
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Thanks, I've decided to check that one out now
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It's really campy and good fun
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Used to find the daily barrage of TwoX mundane stories about "My interaction with a man didn't end in my r*pe!" quite funny in a "haha foids are fricking stupid" kind of way but now after all this time it's just depressing that there's 1) an eager audience gobbling this drivel up and 2) a continuing supply of foids and troids who experience the most banal, everyday things and think "Oh wow this is interesting enough for Reddit!" and 3) that they are right. It is interesting enough for Reddit, because Redditors are such socially and mentally backward freaks that events like this are standout memories for them.
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I imagine Reddit moids love stories like this because they can rationalize their virginity as a cross they’re willing to bear in order to be a gentlesir
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This has more autism than my friend's son who pester us with his Fortnite dances while we chat.
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Thats just children these days. We're a counterstrike household, my kids have never played that shit and they will still stand there flossing or whatever the frick it is while adults are trying to talk.
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the floss is transmitted telepathically among children
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Having a 3 sentence verbal interaction with an old man at a park really turned into an in-depth written analysis (complete with very specific dog genders mind you) and literally hundreds of people getting involved in said analysis after the fact. What an interesting and fulfilling life with plenty of friends and great family relationships this blessed woman must have.
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Akshually, she cut off her family because they were toxic narcissists.
trans lives matter
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There's two kinds of dog owners, farmers who use them for a specific utility, and r-slurs.
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And white foids who…
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He already said r-slurs
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Downvoted. They aren't called man's best friend for nothing.
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They were and still sometimes are mans best friend, when man was busy actually doing things a dog would be USEFUL for. The phrase relates to the utility and loyalty of dogs for completing manual tasks, not the literal friendlyness of dogs on its face. In the modern sense, dogs are women's best surrogate children. Dogs don't exist because we wanted to turn wolves into neck on accesironos/liabilities, that's just an invention of modernity.
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They're man's bestfriend because the all have Williams Syndrome, literally just a four legged friendly r-slurs.
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K. Foid.
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Sure. But you get the point. Dogs are utility creatures. The Arabs got it rights, they've got no issue with dogs for hearding goats, but they'll poison their neighbors cocker spaniel shitzu existestenially tortured abomination.
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after reading that i'm convinced redditors aren't people
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They're like some sort of neurodivergent robot. Human interaction has to go exactly how they rehearse it in their mind otherwise they sperg out.
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Just like another great r/subredditdrama user, and as a transmasc sigma male, I like to make eye contact and ask nervous scruffy people under 40 how they are doing in public when they walk their dogs.
Ever since I learned it ruins their day I've been making sure I do it as often as possible. I even smile and make a small amount eye contact and nod my head all friendly-like at grocery stores where sad greasy haired people are trying to look away and buy hotpockets while trying to imagine themselves as being invisible haha
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You needed convincing?
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But why would I compliment a hole when I have no motives?
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My ex once told me a guy on the street told her it's a shame about her height or she could have been a model. I had to break it to her that he was probably a "casting agent."
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Based
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“Nice butt” always seemed to work for me. Maybe I’m old-fashioned.
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Old man is just trying to lower her guard and get her comfortable for him to get close enough to whip his peepee out. It’s a classic ploy.
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Couldn't find a gif
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Neurodivergent frick
This is why women dont deserve rights
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I never compliment women because I don't want their egos to get any more bloated than they already are. I seethe when low value moids compliment the attention whore gussies around me for the 40th time that day.
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Ooo plot twist in her post history
Why do hate basic hygiene. Even i shave my pits and pubes when i can
Curb your enthusiasm
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Hufflepuff sweater yeah that’s a redditor alright
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Idk why anyone would take advice from one of these whales
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THIS WEB SITE HAS BEEN MOSTLY TAKEN OFFLINE BECAUSE OF THE TELEMETRY REPORT. IF YOU CAN SEE THIS, YOU ARE ONE OF THE SCANT FEW WHO CAN SEE THROUGH THE HOLOWEB.
Snapshots:
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