re: snappy quotes requests (EDIT: included current quotes)

Everyone always sees a massive wall of text and says OMG SNAPPY QUOTE even though the wall of text isn't funny or even particularly egregious, it's just some generic redditor wall of text. We have SO MANY MASSIVE SNAPPY QUOTES and 99% of what you people suggest is the FRICKING WORST which is why I started ignoring you all. It was so bad before I culled it and added a bunch of short ones that every single thread was basically just a massive paragraph or series of paragraphs from snappy that no one even bothered to read or cared about because it WASN'T FUNNY.

BE FUNNY OR FRICK OFF.

@Dad - pinging for snappy quotes add, not telling you to keep yourself safe

@Dad add this lol

WTF man. I opened his website started reading and ... he has lost it. He is just too shizzo. I literally am browsing /pol/ everyday and was a commie before and can usually box a person's belief system in some place of the political compass, but with carp? He is a far-shizo. Like he is literally a commie, pro-, pro-globohomo, anti-globohomo, green, but also anarhist, pro-journ*lists' freedoms, but also you should not listen to the journous and turn off the media .... freedom of choice except for the vaxxine.....

I mean I guess i can box him in the neo-green anarcho-tyranny polical belief system, but also with a shit ton of shizo shit.

I wish I had access to the shit he is smoking instead of taking meds.

had this one saved for a while but no chance to use it lol. @Dad

Hello Nutaku Games. I have a question.

I was playing your "City F--k" Hentai game and noticed that in scene five Taki gets r*ped by the Oger man and when getting her anus double penetrated, that she exclaims "No, my womb!!" And gushs an absurd amount of liquid out of her vagina that is not urine.

As women, I assume you know this must be incorrect and not anatomically possible. Do you guys fact check or edit this stuff at all?

In another one, "Love Zone" in Chapter Three, Kiriko is being hyper penetrated in the mouth, anus, and vagina by multiple men on the subway until she pukes up a gallon of sperm and then forced to eat the sperm puke up while a man shoves an electronic robot arm into her anus...

And I'm like, first off, how does anyone on the subway NOT notice this? Also the male feminist who builds the robot isnt even out of highschool.

Honestly. You ladies need to do some quality checks

https://old.reddit.com/r/SnapshillBot/wiki/extxt/drama **

https://old.reddit.com/r/SnapshillBot/wiki/extxt/subredditdrama *

https://old.reddit.com/r/SnapshillBot/wiki/extxt/deuxrama

https://old.reddit.com/r/SnapshillBot/wiki/extxt/zweirama

https://justpaste.it/3sgyh (bussyshillbot quotes)

Add Any missing quotes from the following links

*You can make your own versions of the SRD quotes

**There is one I am not fully sure that should be added (it’s the one about defending lolis)

Do I have any questions? Unless you are a published theoretical physicist and have earned a Master of Science and two PhDs, have an IQ of 187, and went to college at 11, research String Theory at Caltech, switched disciplines from bosonic string theory to heterotic string theory and reconciled the black hole information paradox using a string network condensate approach, worked on the string theory implications of gamma rays from dark matter annihilations and considered a method for optimizing a 500 GeV particle detector to this end, jointly wrote a paper on supersolids to be presented at an Institute of Experimental Physics topical conference on Bose-Einstein condensates, keep a whiteboard in the living room for scientific theories containing virtual particles in quantum mechanics or series of Riemann zeta functions, then no I will not ask you any questions

I just went into their subreddit and they are absolutely the epitaxy of human shit, they congratulate each other for scalping and making huge profits from people who pay their prices ABSOLUTELY SICK one person brought their 27th PS5 and is happy about the profits their making from desperate people

It is truly incredible that Github doesn't have a problem with that Snappy quotes file. I'd expect them to have automated alerting on certain words.

Your champion Marx r*ped his servant. That is all

@Dad

”If you’re rowing upstream and a wheel falls off how many pancakes fit in a dog house?....None. ‘Cause ice cream doesn’t have bones.”

-Joe Biden 46th president of the United States

@Dad

https://old.reddit.com/user/sub-husband

The anal herpes meth cuck.

I wish he posted more.

"Yes 100%! My wife main bull treats me like the sub I was born to be. He's a natural alpha and commands me to do his bidding whenever he's over. I honestly really enjoy being submissive to a dominate man. My wife had him frick me a couple times to be put in my place. I thourghaly enjoyed it!"

Another: "My wife had this hunky chad over from tinder that she was getting railed by while I did the quest today lol. I was sitting in my "cuck chair" as I like to call it while she was getting railed in the other room. I got a boner and was locked in chastity so it kind of hurt." You know his marriage is over, but he's having so much fun doing meth and watching porn, he's sort of the alpha degenerate cuck.