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How to deal with internet Zoomers

You may have noticed that most social media users that are obsessed with politics are zoomers. It's important that we as draumanaughts do everything we can to upset them. The key is to remind them that because of their age, their opinion is worthless. This works even if you are a zoomer too, because they're convinced anyone against them is an evil boomer and revealing your age to them leads to some delicious cognitive dissonance.

For maximum seethe, try responding to zoomer agendaposts with some of these:

  • Let me guess, you're still in high school?
  • It's okay, I believed things just to spite my parents when I was your age too!
  • I'm sorry your father isn't around.
  • Child detected, opinion discarded.
  • Omg my parents told me I should say the same thing!
  • Why would I listen to someone with no real world experience?
  • Wow that's crazy, I thought this too before I became an adult!
  • Don't worry, you'll grow out of this opinion!

The last one in particular is VERY effectively at causing seethe/spergouts. No, I don't have a link, I have to go back to the lab soon and this post has already taken too much effort. I recommend following any of these with condescending emojis like 🤗, and 🥰. Go try this on Reddit or something and post your results here. This concludes my low-effort post.

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To handle the rare edge case where the person is actually an adult, its more effective to play a mind game where YOU larp as a child.

For example:

Le redditeur:

frick this fascist

You:

omg seriously, I wish I was old enough vote this year LOL I would vote him right out!

Highly innocuous and unbannable, it invalidates their opinion entirely to themselves and others but leaves little room for counterattack. If they lack self awareness and respond agreeably you can continue the charade, but act less and less mature with each comment.

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but leaves little room for counterattack

That's the issue. In my bait I always leave a glaring, obviously exploitable weakness or fallacy, so the redditor can bite down hard and continue the "conversation"

Use the sunk cost fallacy to your advantage by leading them in with an actual argument, only to then open up seethe inducing tactics.

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I love the book of sneed we’re building here for faithful dramanauts

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The Art Of Sneed

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I'm gonna have to make an effortpost about this, aren't I?

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Yes

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Encyclopedia DRAMAtica?

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Brilliant

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The Chad Dramautist reading the Art of War to better prepare himself for dramatic internet confrontations.

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Holy shit I didn't even see the parallels

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I used to only throw out as clever a bait as I could muster, but I find it’s more fun to throw patently ridiculous bait instead.

You catch fewer plebbitors, but the one’s you do catch are usually grade-A, pizza-esque, spergs.

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I really like this one


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Thanks, I learned it in the IDF.

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We respect our brave troops o7

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omg seriously, I wish I was old enough vote this year LOL I would vote him right out!

the kids are alright :)

nah b-word, the kids are altright

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Rdditors who think you're a child will try to have s*x with you. Reddit is a groomers playground.

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Let him believe he’s grooming you and then cancel him for maximum seethe.

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Oh, that's a creative idea. That's from one of those 'young adult' books, right? Hah, imagine that in the real world White House. That gave me a chuckle.

I like your passion! I know how exciting politics can be when you're first learning about it. Keep at it, pal!

When I was in school you were either a jock, or sometimes a rocker, and sometimes a punk. We never had a 'feminist' group but I bet you're having a blast! Enjoy it while you're young!

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This is clearly better than any of my ideas.

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I'm so glad rdrama has a dedicated research division, we should double your pay from $0.00 to $0.00

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Just DM them the next day and say that you think their underage child got onto their account and was saying foolish things and you're just giving them a heads up

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Time to go on rebbit and find some zoomers to bait

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its da jooz

shut your mouth pigskin,even if the jews arent BLACK they did more to mankind that the cumskin,snow dwelling white monkeys,all wh*te dog should know their places in the bottom of the race pyramid

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It's okay snappy, once you're a big boy you'll feel different 🤗🤗🤗

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They ARE black. We are the chosen people✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿

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"i know you get bullied at school so you come online where YOU can be the tough guy. it'll get better for you, i promise."

is one of my go-to's when someone is acting hardxcore.

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if theirs a day we get to celebrate zoomers in the future it will only be from the perch of a 10 story matrix field of human embryo batteries. I hope you send your homework down to machine city don’t forget that drink water app you are what happens when art dies and chineese confucius communist mercantile totalitarian dark cloud of AI driven soulless bean counters takes over the world.

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Zommer reporting 😎😎

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I'm sorry your father isn't around.

I feel attacked

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As a proud representative of the best generatuion and person with definetly stable political ideology that is not totally confined to permanently o line autists:

ITS OKAY BOOMER, i will also need a way 5o cope some day

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ok zoomer

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Tell them it gets better after high school

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