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:gigachad2: I have a pet mountain lion - need help domesticating

I recently discovered a mountain lion den a couple hundred feet from my house on my property. I've decided his name is George and I've started leaving him fish sticks. I still haven't seen him but the den is definitely active and I really want to be his friend. It seems like he's been living here a while and we have been very good neighbors. I might try to upgrade from fish sticks to rotisserie chicken but basically I am very excited to deepen our relationship and if anyone has any tips I would be glad to hear them.

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To show him you're friendly you should rub his peepee, its what they do on Wildboyz

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