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:gigachad2: I have a pet mountain lion - need help domesticating

I recently discovered a mountain lion den a couple hundred feet from my house on my property. I've decided his name is George and I've started leaving him fish sticks. I still haven't seen him but the den is definitely active and I really want to be his friend. It seems like he's been living here a while and we have been very good neighbors. I might try to upgrade from fish sticks to rotisserie chicken but basically I am very excited to deepen our relationship and if anyone has any tips I would be glad to hear them.

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She's probably still not used to you. If you see her make :marseyyarn: sure :marseyagreefast: you turn :marseyhillary: around and limp away to show that you're not a threat

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just in case neighbor is more r-slurred than expected the poster above me is telling you how to appear like prey to eat to the mountain lion. You showing limping with your back turned increases your chances of getting pounced on and eaten.

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Yes I know but George is very well fed and he isn't even brave enough to eat full size deer I am in zero danger

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That thing is 100% going to eat you

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Not to mention kind! George wouldn't hurt a fly!

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getting pounced on and eaten.

Like sexually or... We are talking about a cougar after all.

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death

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ur a r-slurred r-slur who hates drama. Admit it, cute twink.

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You hate drama if you won't troll someone into getting eaten by a cougar.

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:marseyclueless: I love :marseyakumu: blindly taking advice from strangers on the internet :marseytrogdor:

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I'm pretty big I am like 0% scared of this thing lol even if I was limping. If I see it tho I am going to crouch down and try to give it some food. Definitely need to appear unthreatening but it's impossible for me to look so unthreatening that it would attack.

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