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:gigachad2: I have a pet mountain lion - need help domesticating

I recently discovered a mountain lion den a couple hundred feet from my house on my property. I've decided his name is George and I've started leaving him fish sticks. I still haven't seen him but the den is definitely active and I really want to be his friend. It seems like he's been living here a while and we have been very good neighbors. I might try to upgrade from fish sticks to rotisserie chicken but basically I am very excited to deepen our relationship and if anyone has any tips I would be glad to hear them.

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Aren’t cooked chicken bones dangerous to animals since they become more shatter prone.

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Dat butt is shatter prone.

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Ok maybe no rotisserie chicken tho I feel like he could handle it

Really should just poach a deer in Minecraft and leave him the extra bits

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it's a fricking mountain lion (i mean if we take this at face value) they literally terrorize chicken coops


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Raw bones are fine bish. It’s when they’re heated up they become dangerous :marseyhomofascist:

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Die


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After you :marseyropeyourself:

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