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:gigachad2: I have a pet mountain lion - need help domesticating

I recently discovered a mountain lion den a couple hundred feet from my house on my property. I've decided his name is George and I've started leaving him fish sticks. I still haven't seen him but the den is definitely active and I really want to be his friend. It seems like he's been living here a while and we have been very good neighbors. I might try to upgrade from fish sticks to rotisserie chicken but basically I am very excited to deepen our relationship and if anyone has any tips I would be glad to hear them.

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Stop stealing my bit, you ugly twink

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It's not a big lol this is my life

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I’ve been providing mountain lion news for months.

Your pretend β€œomg I found a den” shit is a pure larp.

The elusive catamount doesn’t build dens, at most they would bury a kill under a tree.

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Frick it you asshat I'll go take some pictures in like an hour I gotta do some g*mer shit first

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No it isn't lol it is fricking outside my house right now

It's a pit/grove next to a game trail. You can see where it grabs shit off the game trail, drags it in the pit, and eats it. It also probably likes to sit in the tree.

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