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:gigachad2: I have a pet mountain lion - need help domesticating

I recently discovered a mountain lion den a couple hundred feet from my house on my property. I've decided his name is George and I've started leaving him fish sticks. I still haven't seen him but the den is definitely active and I really want to be his friend. It seems like he's been living here a while and we have been very good neighbors. I might try to upgrade from fish sticks to rotisserie chicken but basically I am very excited to deepen our relationship and if anyone has any tips I would be glad to hear them.

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Mountain Lions look very cute tbh

Can American dramatards tell me if they ever attack humans or something?

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Mostly they just :marseyblops2chadcel2: stalk people for fun. They are confirmed to kill :marseycyanide: like one person :marseygeisha: per year :marseycapy2022: but the true numbers aren' really known since a lot of people go missing :marseymissing2: in the woods every year :marseychiobulove: and are never :marseyitsover: found.

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Frequently. But if you see one your safe they only like to ambush and won't go after someone who makes eye contact with them

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I mean they attack kids and small women sometimes. They are kinda cowards. Also if they are really hungry they can get weird but if you are a decent sized adult and they are well fed they are pretty chill.

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kids and small women

Redundant

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