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Chilly Krauts fear the Cold. Demand sanctions against Russia be lifted so they can keep that constant 25c climate indoors in January.

https://old.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/x81edv/demonstrations_in_several_german_cities_including?sort=controversial

I've read that it can get as frozen as -3c in January in Germany (aka a beautiful winter day and maybe a light jacket in Canada).

Refusing to consider things like wearing an extra pair of socks and putting an extra blanket on the bed and just keeping the thermostats at 10c - Krauts are now not entirely convinced that Putin is really that bad and are demanding sanctions against Russia be lifted so they can have access to that sweet and cheap Russian natural gas.

It's going to be very interesting for the drama community as temps continue to fall this year and as Euros realize that their elected Social leaders don't really care as much about their home populations as they believed they would.

:marseyfrozen::marseylaugh::marseycanada:

One kraut tries to appeal to Reddit's sensibilities :

So when people close to you are starting to get effected by the war, it becomes really hard to be Aragorn fighting the ring wraights, and easier to understand Boromir wanting to keep the ring to save Minas Tirith.

It's ineffective :

but isn't this a terrible metaphor for your sake? You're not seriously advocating for Denethor to have the ring... are you?

Who gives a shit about ur sister


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Again, this shit could've been avoided had Krauts not been so heavily against nuclear and decided suckling Russkie gas was a long-term solution to renewables not supplying enough energy

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Remember when they all laughed when Trump said they were way too reliant on Russia? I member.


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They did it both at orange man and even the black man before him who said the same thing. It's just so fricking dumb they thought they had absolutely nothing to fear for so long

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As if the US wasn't pushing their shitty overpriced LNG bullshit to enrich themselves. Germans didn't anticipate that the Kremlin's would be this fricking stupid.

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True, but that just means the Burger Boys were right about Russia.

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Once in a while you done nothing wrong

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Germans didn't anticipate that the Kremlin's would be this fricking stupid.

Never fight with Russia. To your every stratagem they will answer with unpredictable stupidity.

t. Otto von Bismarck allegedly.

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Standing up to the people helping the guy threatening to point nukes at your capital is stupid? When they're dependent on you for important resources?

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Don't talk to me or my dozen other DonGERs, beside @MoscoviumDonGER, every again

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Don't talk to ME or my disabled black tulpa again, shitlord

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Russia wasnt the problem, the problem is expecting to stick up for some shubhumans living in a shithole, anything happening to the east of the Oder shouldnt be of concern

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The arrogance of these countries is insane. They're acting like Russia cutting them off is this unbelievable act while they wage a proxy war against them.

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:marseyeyeroll: Biden won, get over it.

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That's what I find most frustrating about the invasion. All these sanctimonious shitheads going on about how unjust and cruel the war is when they're the ones that enabled it. They fostered the dependency on Russian oil that gave Putin the leverage he needed and now they're crying foul because he isn't playing nice. Motherlover, he already took part of Ukraine in 2014, you had nearly a decade of prior warning about Russia and you still did nothing to wean yourselves off of their oil. Heck, they mocked the guy who warned them over the sheer fricking pettiness of "orange man bad."

Supposedly there's no price too great to pay in the sanctions meant to stop Russia, but none of them could be bothered to consider the consequences of their dependency in the decades prior. Putin knows the leverage he has and he is going to squeeze that oil feed to a trickle in the winter to make Europeans cave.

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gave Putin the leverage

What leverage? Governments can subsidize their way out of this problem and tax or inflate later. It's basic rationing, and citizens can't really do shit until they start shutting down cities with huge protests.

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wrong: https://www.statista.com/statistics/1267546/france-monthly-wholesale-electricity-price/ france has a shit ton of nuclear power and they are still paying like crazy. energy is a global commodity.

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So you're saying those goddarn krauts fricked everyone else over too, eh?

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Right, but there's a difference between "In a difficult spot" (France) and "Up shit creek without a paddle" (Germany).

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Except that is not the price french consumers pay and the reason for the high market price is because of delayed repairs due to Covid.

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this

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so according to the top comments, not wanting 5,000 euro energy bills makes you anti-vax?

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Take the vac, wear the mask, pay the $5k or you’re both killing my grandma and Ukrainians CHUD.

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:#marseylaugh:

Hopefully these signs burn cleanly and don’t put off too many toxic fumes.


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They'll have to burn them for warmth :marseyfrozen:

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Yes that’s the joke

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If they don't burn them for warmth, they'll be cold :marseysnowman:

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oh, for real? :marseyhmm::marseysnowman::marseyfine:

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This is the gravestone of Liberal Democracy lmao. There’s no way in heck that it’s the will of the German people to freeze to death to send a message to Putler, yet that’s what the government is going with. Germans are crazy but they aren’t suicidal.

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Let me lick Slav Butt I don't want to get cold.

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Here we come comrade!

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Oh no, some krauts have to sleep with an extra blanket, ignore the fact that I supported a country I know nothing about because muh Russia :marseyohno::marseyohno::marseyohno::marseyohno::marseyohno:

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>people don't give a shit about ukraine when their kids are freezing, you would understand if you were in a similar position

>GROW UP KID :soyjak:

good morning i hate redditors

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LMAO! Frick yo kids.

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Oh no, my kid is slightly uncomfortable when wearing shorts! However will we survive?

:#marseyzwei:

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Counterpoint: I am entirely unwilling to experience even slight discomfort for SLAVA UKRANI

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Don't do it to to help the ukraine, do it to frick over the ruskies.

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Every cent spent to vex russiods is a cent well spent!

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Look I am poor and drink and smoke hundreds of euros per month. I can't pay for some heat for my kids!

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:#marseytrogdor:

Snapshots:

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Burninating the German economy and their THATCHED ROOF COTTAGES :marseyvibing:

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:#marseysing: BURNINATING THE PEASANTS :#marseymiku:

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Please refrain from using silly :marseyrake: units of measurement

Thank you for your cooperation. After the raking, we will salt the ground you fell on a little less then the rest of The Leaf Pile.

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The only people who still use F are yankee r-slurs try to catch up with the rest of the world darling.


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Metric is the system of serfs, for serfs. It's sole purpose is to make taxing serfs appear fair to their serf sensibilities.

Imperial is for academic-minded people who require practical measurements for creative, material applications.

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Imperial was invented by dirty people based on how big the King’s foot was and how heavy a donkeys balls were. Metric was invented by heckin valid scientists.

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Exactly. Imperial is for hard-working people who live in reality, Metric is for lazy good-for-nothings who's mind is constantly in Hogwarts.

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Imperial is for hard-working people who live in reality

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Spoken like somebody who has never had to calculate a physics problem.

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You can do that in Imperial.

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How? It's not base 10.

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You can, you just :marseyblops2chadcel: gotta keep :marseydoit: converting shit :merdesey: all the time :marseywait: like a moron :marseyretardchad:

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You can do that in not base 10.

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listen pal, you do the day of the rake and I publically declare the Imperial Unit Republic

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Liberians too, confirming once again what everyone knows about America.

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i would've supported the cause if the leaders themselves had agreed to sleep in the streets to make the point. till that happens, frick ukraine you are in no one's good books except biden

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Oh I have no doubt a ton of people around the world have a thumb in that fat plum pie that is the Ukraine. Not just Biden.


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by biden, i meant us govt.

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Thanks for the context. I assumed it was a minority, but it's nice to have verification.

One guy on reddit confirmed my beliefs so it must be true

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Minority? Can't they see a giant crowd of thousands of people for themselves? Just because it's not 75% of the entire population of Germany out protesting it has to be "muh small minority of chuds" to shithead redditors...


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2 years ago, my energy company asked me if I wanted to switch to gas heating because it's cheaper.

I was too lazy to look at the new contract.

me and my wood furnace

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I agree that Germans tend to lack the kind of grit and follow-through that wins wars, but saying "Just put on a sweater," is very reductionist. Putting on a sweater doesn't stop your pipes from freezing.

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not having insulation on your pipes

Protip if your heat ever goes out, just run the water a small amount to help keep the pipes from freezing. Not a permanent solution but good for short term

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Keeping the temps up over 0c do keep the pipes from freezing and considering the avg January weather is -3c they don't need that much energy to keep the pipes from freezing.


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This, it will get costly put it doesn't mean we're out of gas soon. Quite the opposite, the gas tanks are full. But our neighbours will buy

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Oh Donger... now you show up and I feel bad for you for making fun of freezing Germans...

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Seriously, -3 is crazy. I had no idea europe was so warm. Like no wonder they keep invading russia in the winter, the coldest weather they've ever seen can be managed with an extra coat.

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Last trip I made to London was in late September and everyone was wearing scarves and hooded winter coats - it was 10 - 15c outside the wife and I were in tee shirts and long pants. They have no tolerance for any temperatures that aren't 18 - 22c .


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oh we do, thats rly not the problem. But not for the US trying to frick over Russia. We have no place in this at best.

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If Moscow burns that enough heat

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Redditors calling them “selfish cowards” for not freezing to death for a virtue signal

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I've read that it can get as frozen as -3c in January in Germany

If you're working hard, that's T-shirt weather

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Easily yeah, they're kitties.


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