rDrama's Official Fruit Bracket! Round 3: Grapes vs. Watermelons

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Round 2: Blackberries vs. Mangos

Winner: Mangos! By 3 votes!


Welcome to the third round of the rDrama official top tier fruit bracket! Things have turned rotten for blackberrycels as they are on suicide watch :marseyrope: with mangocels rising up and winning round 2! Bipocberries put up a good fight, but unfortunately shit-tier fruits were NGMI in this tournament. This victory for mangoids has planted a seed of hope for them, but they still have a while to go before they become the official fruit of rDrama! Next time we see mangoids sprout back into the bracket is when they go against the the phallic shaped banana :platybanana:

This round will be a choice between grapes and watermelons to see which fruit will compete against the versatile yet sturdy cocoNUT. Make your decision based on which fruit you find to be better. But before you do that here are some highlights from the previous thread and fun fruit facts!


Highlights From the Previous Threads

Bipocberries and Mangoids beat each other to a pulp while telling each other to keep themself safe :marseyropeyourself:. The thread becomes PEARsonal as our favorite jannies @August and @Carpathianflorist dicuss which countries have the hairiest moids and foids :marseyconfused:

Dramanauts still sneeding about lemons winning over peaches in the first round. Lemoncels cope and send out insults of culinary inferiority :marseynoyou:

The only persons opinion who matters:taycrown:

Fruit connoisseur wishes he could take the radical centrist position :marseygrilling:

@ForgotMyPasswordAgain drops a interesting fact about bipocberries. What did he mean by this? :marseythinkorino:


Fun Fruit Facts

  • A watermelon takes about 90 days to grow, from planting to harvesting :marseyblack:
  • The first recorded watermelon harvest occurred nearly 5,000 years ago in Egypt and is depicted in Egyptian hieroglyphics on walls of their ancient buildings. Watermelons were often placed in the burial tombs of kings to nourish them in the afterlife. :marseymummy2:
  • A scientific review :sciencejak:published in the journal Trends in Genetics reports that most researchers believe grapes are at least 65 million years old. Some of today's grape varieties are direct descendants of these ancient grapes.
  • In 1970, the average person consumed 2.9 pounds of grapes each year. By 2009, yearly consumption has increased to 7.9 pounds per person :marseychonker2:

VOTE HERE :#marseyupmarsey:

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Vote watermelon otherwise you're a :chudsey:

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I wanna see how House Racist votes

@SmallNips can you do a house vote breakdown? If it's hard then don't do it lmao

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It's not racist to know why nigcels like watermelon. It's because it's fricking delicious I'm right there with them. Solidarity ✊🏻

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Chad grape

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Incel waddymelon

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Buddy eating grapes from a biological female has to be the gayest fricking post I've seen on this website

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"biological female"

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That top pic is extremely homoerotic and that guy is wishing the foid had a peepee.

In summary: you're a cute twink


This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.

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shows what you know, they're both trans

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Literally this. I make watermelon jokes to my black friends because its the best fruit.


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That would be hilarious, but I dont think you can have more than one poll in each thread. We dont have the technology for that yet

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Its the fruit of kangz

:!#chadblack:

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But grapes are the fruit of

:#marseypope:

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:#marseypedo:

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Ever see watermelon soda? Didn't think so

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You don't have watermelon pop where you live? Third world shit hole lmao

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watermelon white claw is delicious though:marseydrunk:

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I love watermelon but the claw tastes like shit.


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WATERMELON ITSELF HAS ENOUGH HYDRATION, DOESN'T NEED ADDITIVES

do trans lives matter ? no.

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Marshmello edition coke is out rn its literally watermelon flavored r-slur


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every single part of the watermelon (seeds, shell, water, pulp) has a use for it. holistic fruit

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waddy melon*

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