no wait
let me rephrase that
what fricking moron thought /r/teenagers was a good idea?
but also
they've got to collect somewhere.
what's a good education in 'being online?'
I say
straight to goatse lmao
I'm kidding I think about goatse. Admins took my plea seriously for my 1-year anniversary: I have already bought the hat.
We grew up in a different age of Internet. Goatse is probably tame compared to whatever it is kids wander around finding now.
I want to tell kids that school doesn't matter, friends do. But that it's wrong that school is inflicted on us. There has to be a better way.
I want to tell kids that they need to prepare to save the world. It is always needing saving. This is the day the Lord has made.
At what point is telling kids they will live in radically difficult times indoctrinating them with leftwing views?
This, then, is the grave offense of boomer ideology. That it obscures reality with its partisan bitterness.
These midterms are going to be a reckoning.
Dark Brandon!
I PLEDGE MYSELF TO YOUR SERVICE
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Imagine what your grandmother would think if she saw the shit you were posting. Do you think she would love how you spend your days laughing at the misfortune of others? If you all just applied yourself, maybe, just possibly, one day you will reach the potential that all your elementary school teachers talked about. Until then, keep shitposting your life away, and try to feel secure in the knowledge that at least you don't lose your shit on the internet.
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