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Did Chris Chan actually escape or was that fake?

No :marseykiwi::marseykiwi2::marseynull::marseykiwimom::marseyoceania::marseykiwivampire: so I cant tell true from false in the stiry of my favourite autist :marseycrying:

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Yes, a morbidly obese neurodivergent :!marseytrain: whose never physically run more than a foot squeezed himself out of a bathroom window, fled from the courthouse, and successfully evaded the police.

Heโ€™s back at 14BC right now fricking Barb, heโ€™s such a genius he realized the cops wouldnโ€™t even look there because itโ€™s just too obvious.

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I mean yeah it sounds absurd but with the absurdity of the whole situation that preceded it I no longer have the ability for surprise or skepticism

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:marseynotes: Hot dog! What a scoop!

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No he didn't escape. I think he got pushed to a halfway house with the rules that he is not allowed on the Internet as part of his release.

This is blatant speculation but it's the only thing that makes any sense.

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