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RepentHarlequin tick/tock mrmee, mrmee, mrmee, mrmee.  1yr ago (reddit.com) 519 thread views #103254

Codecel whines that it's too hard to get a CS job, gets pissy when people point out it's because he has no degree and his resume sucks

https://old.reddit.com/r/cscareerquestions/comments/xbfjiu/just_because_the_applicants_you_review_are_low?sort=controversial

The juiciest bit is here, but he's all over the thread fighting everyone who tells him to put in the tiniest bit of effort if he wants a job.

https://old.reddit.com/r/cscareerquestions/comments/xbfjiu/just_because_the_applicants_you_review_are_low/io0n2u2/?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/cscareerquestions/comments/xbfjiu/just_because_the_applicants_you_review_are_low/io0kalg/?sort=controversial

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His resume: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1U68uFBalSPGSe94e-ud8s6WhPewbaYQq/view

So he’s interned at the same company for three summers and they still don’t trust him to do anything other than “deploy apps to azure”. Not sure why they need a human to deploy apps, should be automated.

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If you're needing to put shit like "web scraping" and "video compression" into your skills, you make it clear that you know jack shit.

Couple that with listing open-source contributions like this, it's no surprise they don't trust him with anything. Guy is a CV-padder.

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Lol, I like that he also added himself to the contributors list for that. What a fricking tool. I bet he’d fail a fizz buzz test.

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this dude made his resume in ms paint and wonders why no one calls him for an interview

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I've seen some ugly resumes in my day, but if I ever saw that resume I would throw it in the trash without even looking it over. Not even joking, I probably wouldn't even think it's a resume at first glance

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Not only is the content of the resume shit but it's visually appalling as well. If that showed up at my job it'd get tossed in the trash before it even got read.

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If I saw that resume land on my desk I would throw it straight in the trash. Disgusting.

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