Unfortunately I missed yesterdays thread, however the opportunities on that sub seem endless. So I harnessed all of my chuuni and muslamic knowledge to create new bait.
Btw, don't frick it up and refrain from posting dumb shit that even r-slurred magical larpers can pick up on or the thread will get ya'lled again (it's worth flairing up as a Witch). I was going to leave it a few hours more but SRDines are incoming onto the sub.
Something funny I noticed is that the top level comment is an SRDine who is a member r/SASSWitches, a sub that seems to be for STEMcel witches who are only 50% deep into their r-slurred magical delusions. They just now made a thread seething about my post on the main witchcraft sub:
"Even seen today a thread warning about how extremist groups have their own counter-curses..."
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It's days like these where I wish I knew more about the Muslim faith so I could properly larp as one online.
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It is not too late, say the Shahada and convert.
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Durka Durka burka doner,
Bacha bazi give me boner.
There, am I Muslim now?
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Educate yourself. Hadith are "saying of the prophet (PBUH)" reported by people who actually knew him, so they are all of varying levels of reliability. "This guy claims Muhammad (PBUH) said this, but we can't trust it 100%"
https://abuaminaelias.com/dailyhadithonline/tag/women-al-nisa/
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Say inshallah a lot no one can tell
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That's what I do currently. I don't think it's that convincing.
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Ya gotta mix it up. Saying only "inshallah" is a dead giveaway. "Mashalla, alhamdulillah, astaghfirullah", etc.
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Inshallah = I wish
Alhamdulillah/Mashallah = Based
Astaghfirullah = Cringe
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Astaghfirullah ^
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AsCtagOhfirPullEah
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I've seen muslims on the internet, and i can say that unless every single one of them was a troll (plausible tbh) there is literally nothing you can do to be more absurd than they already are. Plus, even if they do suspect a troll, pull the loveforlandlords strategy and deny you are, because netizens are literal 60 iqs who can't infer satire unless you ACtUaLlY TyPe LiKe ThIs
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What, you think the 260 pound landwhales from Fricknowhere, USA or from some hipster shithole where the most interesting person is a heroineaddict know more than you do? You could tell them that Islam forbids you from eating shellfish and mandates carrying a knife at a times and they would gobble it up as their own cultural enrichment. Just act like you're mindful of your own behaviour and they'll believe anything
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