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Behold: The SRDine-Coomer Connection

https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/p673su/does_masturbating_make_you_a_degenerate/h9cbyfy/?context=3&sort=controversial

They can't help but sweatypost if you disagree with left-wing conspiracies while targetting coomers and Harry Potter. Such a sad smelly bunch.

Unfortunately, they began sperging when I was aways, so

Update: just noticed in the same subthread, "rent-free" and "no u" posting gets me -200 or so points. SRDines gonna blub blub blub!

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Too many orgasms can def wreak havoc on your brain’s reward system which is why I exclusively date men who cannot make me c*m.

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There's gotta be a new term for this. Anticumcel? Nocumcel? Too bad the SRDs missed out on this.

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Semen retention is already a thing

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Optimal retention is cycling every two weeks since eventually the testosterone boost dips down to a plateau. And as for the minerals and vitamins, you can buy those for dirt cheap at any drug store, or eat them in concentrated amounts in their relative high-concentration foods if you’re schizo-maxxing.

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That subreddit is the one of the most densely populated gathering of schizo.

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I exclusively date men who cannot make me c*m

We're not talking about incels here.

^ @qussy

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Edgecel?

On r/semenretention I once read that they preserve their qi by coitus conservatus. I don't know if women also practice it

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We all start as women in the womb half of us just evolve

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Can I nominate it for comment of a week?

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It's called being a foid.

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Hmu

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I’m asexual

I can fix that.

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This has the same energy as it's only r*pe if you say no.

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How can you tell in advance?

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🤏

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🍆🤤👌

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Imagine unironically calling someone a coomer

Go outside bro

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👏calling people coomer is a dog whistle for being antiwoman👏

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And being antiwoman is transphobic.

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And that makes you worse than a nazi.ㅤ

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The circle is not complete the Nazis were pro women they even let them lead and staff entire concentration camps

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So the nazis were the real progressives all along?

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Hitler was a non smoking vegetarian who wanted to create utopia

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Saying go outside is rich privilege. Not everyone has the luxury of stepping outside into a safe environment.

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Queen

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Eww. Wtf is that thing in the gif?

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healthy relationship to masturbation

I hate coomers so much. They sound like weedcells when they talk about how healthy it is, which is how I know they are both addictions. As if any of them do it for health reasons anyway, and only mention that to make them feel smug about their lack of self-control and disgusting porn habits.

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I can unironically respect someone who says they do it because they like it. At least a tiny bit more than people who claim its for other reasons

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People masturbate for reasons other than it just feels good?

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That's not what they meant by healthy you illiterate frick

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Do you cry after you jerk off because of the guilt? It's ok. God will forgive you and your cat really doesn't mind (as long as you don't get it on him).

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I know. Yo mama taught me well via those personal video tutorials she sent me.

Boom roasted!

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Yeah her onlyfans brought her in a good income. Idk who likes frumpy old women, btu hey its their thing.

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/16841300473223727.webp

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Makes sense. Coomer are too desperate for gussy to be willing to show anything but subservience to it.

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Love how dramatards complain about rightoids so much yet agree with them when they are at their most r-slurred.

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we are radical centrists

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It's called radical centrism and it's beautiful.

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Just a reminder that masturbation involves the objectification of women

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16841293182419267.webp

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Animals aroused by opposite s*x bad

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Literally the auth left most part of the quadrant

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16841301026927922.webp

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Well which one are you?

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incel

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dry butt doctor kitty, lol

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Force-feminizer

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Imagine masturbating to w*men🤮🤮

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That's exactly why I only c*m on angels.

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No! NOT ON MARSEY!

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This is the correct way to enter a discussion with 🐟.

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And that's a good thing. Kitty thrist is the only thing holding society together keeping men working at jobs they do not enjoy.

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@Gigavaccinator , for your bait book:

For top posts, simply disagree strongly but not in an overly r-slurred manner (in general). For whatever reason, most SRDines cannot help but blub x3 when one's post is essentially "SRDine bad." They also don't like disagreement with alt-left thought, and apparently quite a few are Harry Potter fans (my last sentence was basically a snarky "go outside").

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Thank you seethe man!

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Imagine caring this much about something that is none of your business.

Sweetie this entire sub is based on caring about things that aren't your business. Do better.

We don't deserve u/busslordlowkeybussin

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Literally can't keep their hands off their own peepees lmao.


:#marseyklennycross:

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Reminds me of an old post by u/Sadie347 at our birthplace - Peak SRD? "Enjoying pornography doesn't ethically obligate me to be okay with my wife performing in pornography" "Yes, it does. That's exactly what it entails."

https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/eleng4/peak_srd_enjoying_pornography_doesnt_ethically/?sort=controversial

Archeologist mode for y'alled comments:

https://undelete.pullpush.io/r/Drama/comments/eleng4/peak_srd_enjoying_pornography_doesnt_ethically/

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Ethically it does. But nobody said man was a moral animal.

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I wonder if they take this philosophy to real life too. Maybe there are redditors in the world somewhere ranting about their masturbation habits at the family dinner table and scolding grandma for not being s*x positive if she tells him to shut up.

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Yes. Except none of these people speak to their families.

Or anyone in real life, really. But if they did, they would absolutely drone on about their masturbation habits.

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I think your mistake is assuming that SRDines have anything like a normal family life.

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Every time I get done strangling the goose there’s a coomer post on rdrama

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Multiple "adults" are arguing over the internet about the ethics of letting a 12 year old girl start the journey of owning a 12 prong, pump action, solar powered, LED, blue tooth, horse peepee dildo.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16841307066747794.webp

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Isn't 12 too late to have this discussion? They should have it when the kid is 6 because by then they are old enough to understand concepts like what gender they want to be.

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Srdines have become coomers to... own the tradcucks? ...

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I don’t recognize the opinions of anyone who wasn’t nofap before it had a name. Progenitor enlightened supremacy

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horseshoe theory is many dimensional


Snapshots:

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Coomerism does bind them all.

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You wouldn't understand because you don't have kids

Probably for the best, imagine being raised by SRDines

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