Get in here, I'm making /u/BlatantConservative seethe :marseylongpost:

https://old.reddit.com/r/BlatantConservative/comments/xnd3yr/comment/ipwmx4r/?context=3

Have some fun. It doesn't look like it takes too much effort to make him longpost.


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I also am going to college for journ*lism

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:marseyspecial: I aced my "Intro to Clickbait" and "Investigative Journ*lism on a Shoestring Budget" classes last semester!

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That’s about what they teach you at j-school these days. "How to fit as much info in a tiktok as possible" tier classes :marseydepressed:

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In 2022? This isn't 1972 where a college grad could still reasonably expect to get an entrance level reporting job in a small town paper. Dude may as well get a job stocking shelves at Wal-Mart now and avoid 100 grand in debt.

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real talk

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:#marseyhesright:

But holy shit that essay is a massive cope. Snappy Quote?

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I only read the first paragraph but :marseyemojirofl:

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It's absolute truth what he's saying about those dweebs.

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hes not entirely wrong but his whole thing is that he takes the internet way too seriously

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You'd be surprised. I actually DM with him and we never ever talk about reddit.

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yea you sext with him

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in a gay way

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:!soyreddit:And now I'm being fricking purity tested by yall

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fricktard

yall

lol

2013

the fricking republicans moved

the tea party was already a thing

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the fricking republicans moved

left

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Stfu

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no u

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Neo-cons were still a thing

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They still are

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He does raise a fair point - other people have to, ostensibly, like Bardfinn, thus dramatards are antisocial weirdos for loathing her.

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I like this new version

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not really. sexy Indian dudes could do a better job than most reddit mods

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A lot of absolutely abhorrent people can do a masterful job, but any mentally healthy human would opt for a society of likeable people instead.

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lol

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Poor guy going to college for journ*lism in his 40s

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He's actually not an old fricker

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Dear lord this nutjob lol.

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God. You are so insanely gorgeous. And you're a goddess. I cannot stop staring at you for the rest of the day even when you're in the shower or on your period or just laying on your couch. You must be so lonely... I know you are, but you don't have to be. You don't have to. I am here for you. I can't wait to see how you would make me feel when you touched me. I just want to cover my mouth and swallow you down to the core. You're so pretty and funny and I can't get enough of talking to you. I want to feel your lips on mine, kiss you, make out, all over, every single day. I want to... I want to get naked with you, and lie down and look at you, naked as a Greek goddess. I think you're the cutest thing ever. You're so delicious in every way, and I can't get enough of you. I just want to feel your mouth on me, as you bite down hard. Your voice is so sweet, I haven't had music like that in a long time. But your face, your body, your curves: you are beautiful. And your words, your mind... these are the reasons I am attracted to you. You mean so much to me, per se. I love you so much. I'm so grateful for you and everything you've taught me. I've never been so happy in my life.

Snapshots:

https://old.reddit.com/r/BlatantConservative/comments/xnd3yr/comment/ipwmx4r/?context=3:

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my research on state funded misinformation has been published under my real name

:#marseybog: find it

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Blat's a pretty chill dude. He's not a Merari.

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He's not a Merari... but this whole "I'm why you can talk about guns and pro life on some subreddits" thing is ridick. Because Merari made a rule on several subs that you can't talk about pro life views. It was basically "I'm one of the good ones"...like I said in my post. Most of the powermods LOATHE conservatives or heck, even anyone right of Sanders. Saying that you are essentially buddies with them means that you haven't found one position you aren't willing to cave on or back out of discussion about when one of these buttholes goes at you. Spines, they are good things to have.

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He's the type of dude that can actually be friends with other people with different views, even if it's not reciprocated. Plus you saw when N8 kicked Merari from 70+ subs unilaterally. Merari or someone like him may have the ability to do that to blat. It's not about spines really, it's about who is higher on the mod list.

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Believe it or not, IRL in touchgrassland I'm also a person who can be friends with people with other political views. But online is different. And the post in politicalhumor goes to the heart of the matter. People are being cast off of social media platforms for expressing perfectly reasonable Republican views. That shouldn't be happening. It's Orwellian narrative control. Texas is trying to do something about it. The mod hierarchy that exists plays right into this problem, too. He should not have to fear having a mod retaliate against him for sharing political views. This is the whole deal. But he doesn't have to fear that, because he's one of the good ones.

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Reddit is so cucked. The mods literally are ganged up that "I'm okay with 2nd trimester abortions" is literal Nazism.

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Just when I thought powerjannies couldn't get any more pathetic I hear this πŸ˜‚ imagine being a wingcuck forced into the closet because you're afraid a bardfinn-like figure will take your mop away

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I'd say the bardfinn-type clutching a mop like a scepter is the pathetic one. Everyone else just wants to fart in the bathtub, but the "boss" takes it serious.

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yeah, the guy who had a powerjanny spergout yesterday over some strag in Texas just wants to fart in the bathtub

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isnt this gallowboob

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Not at all.

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Tons of mods are also like guild leaders in EVE Online cause these people fricking love spreadsheets.

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Yall would be respected for these complaints if you didn't do stupid shit like doxxing people

I was thinking really hard for a while trying to figure out wtf he's talking about and then I realized he considers Bardfinn to be a person.

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Dear God yes, these metrics may need tweaking but this is fantastic.

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Whatchu wanna see baby?

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The bardyhertz is a fantastic measure, i am not sure how best to utilize it, but perhaps millihertz would be better than scientific notation

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Yeah I was thinking about that. Millibardyhertz doesn't roll off the tongue quite as well

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Bardymillihertz? Not technically correct, but maybe I just am biased against scientific notation

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:#marseylongpost: yeah we got a certified reddit janny

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The majority of the mods I know are lawyers or accountants.

:marseyemojirofl:

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I passed several state Bar Exams so I could janny shitposts as a full-time career. AMA. :marseynerd:

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Lol

His janitor friends are lawyers and accountants and HOA types

LMAO

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Neighbor :marseyfuckyou: really thinks im going :marseysal2: to read :marseyfedpostglow: that lmao :marseylaughpoundfist:

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This neighbor :marseyfuckyou: longposts harder than @Impassionata

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Darqwolff is back :spit:

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What's the history of this guy?

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Dude in college who works a job and goofs around on reddit.

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Ok, what's the sauce to his beef with this place?

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Probably misunderstanding what it is due to never having looked and only hearing about it from other mods who also don't know.

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BASIC. HUMAN. DECENCY

god the npc meme was too real

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mod him

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I'm the [removed] guy, I think he reportmaxxed me and got me banned.

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Who?

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:marseylongpost2:

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his Pulitzer is in the mail.

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