Oh No Russiabros, Not Like This!

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Why even draw political cartoons if you can't accurately draw a tank

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Fun fact: during WW2, the Russians trained dogs to find food under tanks and then strapped bombs to their backs which could be triggered via impact-detonation.

Apart from being heinous towards the poor doggos, the problem was that they trained the dogs to find food under Russian tanks (which had diesel engines), so they cheerfully ignored the German tanks, with their gasoline engines, and Russian tank crews spent much of 1941-43 shooting every dog they saw in blind panic.

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Sounds like a very r-slurred myth I'm not even going to bother googling

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Dude this is the military that in current year is using human wave tactics hoping the enemy runs out of bullets before they run out of bodies. At this point I am 95% sure that the whole of Russian history we know is all underselling how dumb these fricks were because even the westoid historian didn't believe the reports when he got them and found it far saner to label them as CIA propaganda.

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Seething westoid

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>the military that in current year is using human wave tactics

Nah, they've long since switched to the new tactic of sending in undermanned and unsupported IFVs.

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t. Terminal Twitterbrianed sexy Indian dude

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it is like the USA never really managed to crawl out from under McCarthyism. Next up: Gorbatjov got PWNED by a SUPERMARKET to which he originally went to SLAM the USA FOOD. I saw this posted even here on rdrama yesterday

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:marseyrussiaglow::marseylaugh:

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That was Yeltsin and it was 100 percent true story brah

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-tank_dog

Actually worse: under fire they often ran back towards Russian lines, jumping into the trench and killing Soviet troops...

Pre-beard Bong Soyjack talks on it:

I will accept your apology now.

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All dogs go to heaven, but especially these ones. :marseylove:

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So you took a single experiment with 30 dogs that actually happened and went nowhere, and made up a bunch of bullshit to make it more dramatic. have you even opened the Wikipedia article? Am I supposed to be apologizing here?

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Lol you didn’t watch the videos did you dumbass? Or even finish the wiki article? Yes apologies for being stupid af will be necessary

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The bideos

:#marseysoylentgrin:

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Man you’re dropping these all over the place, Cossak. :marseyl:

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Yes.

Apologise for being stupid enough to believe that Russia wouldn't frick up like they always do, and then having the gall to be butthurt about it.

Putin isn't going to straighten out your gay dad, son. Deal with it.

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Post source or keep yourself safe

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If i post source will you keep yourself safe.

Or at least post bussy?

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poor doggos

You need to go back

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Fake news

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Also fun fact: soviets trained mice to chew through engine wiring in tanks, then released these mice en masse via parachuted crates behind enemy lines. To counter this, German units began taking cats with them to the front. The SS units exclusively chose black cats.

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He appears to have drawn Putin astride an M1 Abrams. :marseythonk:

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yep. The body of the M1 slopes up towards the rear of the tank, the T-72 and T-90 are flat. That wire rack that holds things along the sides and back of the turret is also an M1 feature. This tank also conspicuously lacks the ERA that Russian tanks are famous for, in particular the kontakt-5. I am going to write this man an email explaining exactly why he should kill himself.

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It represents Drumpf's support for Putin.

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The abrams with no engine!

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tfw no lobster arm

This must have been before his encounter with Ghazghkull.

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