Sounds like a sovereign citizen defense, possibly the most dramapilled defense for random mass violence. Drama demands that the judge allow pro se representation, but she can unfortunately rescind it at any time.
The killer SUV from the Waukesha parade massacre is representing itself in court, claims not to recognize the name "Darrell Brooks." Judge sends it to the garage after repeated disruptions.
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He wasnβt driving, he was traveling. And those people donβt have a right to interfere with his traveling, so he travelled through them. Perfectly justified, man did nothing wrong.
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The parade was unlawfully detaining him. Should have gone for a necessity defense
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That parade tried to compel him to make joinder but he would not make joinder. Also the interior of the SUV had gold fringe which makes it a seafaring vessel not subject to the petty laws of land lubbers.
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According to the Marinerβs Code of 1843 all would be parade goers must notify all individual persons of their intention to impede the travel of said individuals in writing at least 3 weeks in advance. Parade goers cannot just go blockinging sea ways, locks and rivers (or roads) all βWilly Nillyβ.
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SIR I DO NOT CREATE JOINDER WITH YOU OR RECOGNIZE THE CORPORATION YOU SPEAK OF
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He was travelling thru corpses
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Based sovereign citizen
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Those people were a ear and present danger. Also its a tragedy not like an attack or something no need to ruin more lives from a simple mistake
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Judge is milfy
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I unironically think the foids of this site have less daddy issues then the moids do mommy issues
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I thought mommy issues was the voice in your head that sounds like your mom and tells you you're an r-slured disappointment
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Reddit is for people with daddy issues, rdrama/4chan are for people with mommy issues
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Oh wow she has a beautiful skull I bet. Look at those facial bones.
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LMAO that user name.
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no
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I weep for my countrymen when they thirst after the block-jawed women we produce.
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Block-jawed women make block-jawed bussy blasters.
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A female judge?!
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eyes pop out of skull
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her and the judge for the stoneman douglass shootings should kiss
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Man I'd Like to Frick
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Missing comma or you think she's a ?
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I'm saying you could break rocks on that jaw.
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mentally ill lady i'd like to frick
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Mommy Judgey
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Looks like she could suck a golf ball through a water hose.
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They doctored that pic to make him look like a white, didn't they?
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They're blowing out the color balance so much the judge looks like a flashlight
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Must be a conspiracy
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zimmerman moment
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Holy shit lmao. Still looks non-white but not black.
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Yeah he's a sovereign citizen and is representing himself in court. The judge ended yesterday after 5 minutes because she was so done with him.
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Not shocking. Sov citizens are some of the most dangerous/r-slurred people in the country.
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Lmao. The most dangerous people in this country are gang members with mid double digit kill counts. What fed adjacent source told you this?
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Pretty much every law enforcment body in the country, and every national policing organization.
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Yes, but have you considered that cops are mostly lazy liars whose "top threats" can "only be addressed" by destroying the constitution?
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Literally what? Do you not know what sov citizens are?
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Yes I know exactly what they are- delusional r-slurred poor's who grasp at any sort of straw to try and find non-existent magical loopholes in the law that will correct their sad lives. But no, Officer Piggy needs to be able to search your house and phone without a warrant to combat these threats
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Nobody knows what they are because they only exist in youtube videos.
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Ok lol
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Lmao yes they do all spread that rumor which is hilarious.
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How so?
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your racism is showing pizza
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He almost definitely just learned what a sov citizen was from his january 6th cell mate 2 weeks ago
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Maybe. But a lot of them, maybe even the majority these days, are black nationalists. The Moorish Science Temple (a cult that the Nation of Islam broke off from) has gone full sovcit.
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I think the Moorish Science Temple predates the NOI by 60 or 70 years
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It seems it goes back to the 1910s, so more like 20 years. But it's hard to be sure because not much is known about their founders.
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Oh I thought the NOI was founded in the 50βs or 60βs, my bad
But I think the Moorish Science Temple has always been sovcit in their history. The early members and founders called themselves βMoorsβ and βAsiaticsβ claiming that they had immunity from US law because some treaty the US signed with Morocco, with various splinters acting similarly as being legally exempt by claiming citizenship from other countries or because of their ethnicity whether their real (eg African Americans being a βenslaved nationβ) or not real (eg claiming Native American descent so they canβt be found guilty for being pedos).
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Look, sheeple, the law is strictly deterministic. Judges and juries are transistors. If I put in the right input, i'll get the desired output. There's no room for interpretation. Even though the last thousand times I tried this argument, i got tossed out of court.
SovCits are weird because they're computer-illiterate boomers and schizos but they sound like Alan Turing when they describe how (they think) the law works.
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"I cannot be declared guilty by this court, because I found an unpatched exploit deep in the legal system."
"That's r-slurred"
"We filled out all the forms and came to a decision-- 9/9 guilty and super r-slurred"
"The precedent of this court is that your argument is super r-slurred"
"There's even more unpatched legal exploits! I'll get them next time."
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Yeah, they've always had that tendency. But now they've incorporated the modern sovcit bullshit about admiralty law and stuff too.
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CLEAN IT UP COURT JANNY!
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Funny how you don't hear much about this particular SUV of peace.
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Those people jumped in front of his car, he is innocent
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The thread calls it a tragedy trial lmao i wonder what they would call it if it was raceswapped
Darrell βJanuary 6β Brooks faces genocide charges at the hague
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Whoever invented sovereign citizens is a drama legend.
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5 comments in and β¦. Drumpf
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trump is like satan
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Based and Freeman Travelling Upon the Land-pilled
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I COULDN'T POSSIBLY WORK, IT WOULD CUT INTO MY RIGOROUS CONSTANT TWEETING SCHEDULE.
Snapshots:
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ghostarchive.org (click to archive)
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Fricking A++ post title
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Really good title op
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Darlene Brooks
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Lol Mumia Abu Jamal 2k model.
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