I've said it before but Boogie already lives in a prison of his own creation. Going to prison would not actually impact his life as much as he thinks it would. If anything, he would probably get way more social interaction and lose way more weight in prison than he would as a "free man". Boogie once said that during the lowest point in his life, he didn't leave his house for SEVEN YEARS. That's longer than a lot of prison sentences and he did it WILLINGLY.
I really think that Frank Hassle fricked up his life more by trolling him into an ongoing legal battle that resulted in him not going to prison than if Boogie had actually become a convicted felon. The time he spent out of the public eye pretty much tanked his YouTube channel. Had he ended up going to prison, there's a chance that he would have actually lost a good amount of weight and grown as a person. But now he's back to his original life except his YouTube channel is all but dead and he blew all his money on cryptocurrency.
Boogie is genuinely a fascinating person because every time I think that he cannot frick up his life even more, he still finds a new way to do exactly that. The man truly has no rock bottom.
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I am so happy to see more lawlzposts
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I'm not convinced they're real though. Last two have lacked the usual panache of a standard Lawlzpost. The kind of sparkle that can't be automated.
I think this is a Lawlzbot.
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Hopefully, AI will eventually get to the point that it can simulate my personality. That way, my stickies will continue long after I die.
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It's already there. What convinces me even more you're a bot is that the real Lawlz always ignores me.
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Just become an egotistical C-List actor bro.
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https://rdrama.net/post/111688/i-have-created-an-ai-version
Did you know your favorite movie is Social Network?
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Now THAT would be epic. I'd say ai writers are good enough and lawlz has plenty of data to train on
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They feel real enuf 2 me
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He has previously discussed his unhealthy obsession with following boogie drama, so this seems legit.
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for those wondering about
@MasterLawlz's other posts in the boogie series:
https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/b7c1zp/two_weight_loss_youtube_channels_boogie2988_and/
https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/gu3ejw/darn_i_think_amberlynn_reid_is_actually_going_to/ [kinda related, not really]
https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/jhvxw8/did_boogie2988_or_that_frank_hassle_dude_ever_get/
https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/lk4jyv/boogie2988_just_made_a_whole_video_about_how_it/
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cope, his paypigs already gave him all the money he needed lol
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I'm not watching that, how much did they actually give him?
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according to him "more than what i needed" lol, this chad begged for shekels while sitting in front of thousands of dollars worth of toys and arcade machines and got that bag; one has to respect the man
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yeah but how often can he do this? He can't expect random people to subsidize his income forever.
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Ha ha ha ha, how naive of you Lawlz
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Boogie isn't a low rent ebegger a la Wings of Redemption or DSP. Boogie is a master manipulator. In another life he'd be a serial killer or possibly is in this one.
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The only thing Boogie has killed was the existence of buffets in his driving range.
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He got fat so others can't? How noble and selfless of him.
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Who is giving him this money? Are there unironic boogie fans?
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I honest to god ask this question every time I see degenerate lolcow streamers making money. Are there really so many people on this planet willing to convert their sweat and labor into Adult Happy Meals for a useless sack of shit like boogie that he can make a living off it?
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People donated money to Chris-chan, one of the worst people on the planet that hadn't committed any kind of serious crime (well, until recently). At some point sympathy turns to pity and the money starts rolling in again, like a U-shaped upside-down bell-curve, where one axis is donations and the other axis is mental illness.
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Scroll down to the comments on literally any other boogie video than the e-begging one. It's full of wholesome and comments from his lingering fans, some of which have donations attached to them (apparently you can do that now).
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nearly every word out of his mouth is a lie, that video included
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How are people still giving money to this guy? Haven't they gotten bored of him?
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It's not cheap to keep a lolcow running, especially with the cost of gas these days! God bless the paypigs.
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Bruh his body is literally a fricking semicircle below his head
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i'm ALWAYS shocked when it happens, truly what kind of wretch does this?
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I miss these janny-set flairs.
@Aevann is there some way to implement them?
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i've been tasked to add these by aevann i've been working on some other stuff first but i don't see why we couldn't implement them since we have a albeit kinda shitty flair system
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idk ask justcool
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This idea is 100% stolen from twitter but the only content he could make that I would find in any way interesting would be a collab with WingsofRedemption and DSP. He has literally nothing to offer viewers, he has basically no opinion on anything and all he does is complain and beg. The most interesting thing he's done in 10 years is sperg out at Frank Hassle and blast off rounds into the air.
At least prison had a chance at forcing him to develop some character, now the begging and pity cycle will just repeat until his weight finally does him in
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If we could con boogie, DSP and wings into doing a "serious" weekly gaming panel it would be fricking amazing.
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wings said he wont do it because he has nothing in common with them and also he's more alpha than them
i know that sounds like i'm joking...
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Thats why it would be such a good frickin panel. Higher dramacoin potential than maybe even memri
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They're perfect foils. Wings the whiny baby who puts on a face of being tough vs boogie the manipulative narcissist who puts on a face of being naive and kind. Real tawk they'd piss each other off so much only a few glorious episodes would be recorded before one quit.
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vito offered to do a '2 fat guys' podcast where they log everything they eat and then talk about their failures on air. that'd get a lot of hate watchers.
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That video where that frickin tard walks out of his house and calmly shoots his gun in the air is hilarious
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I miss the samandtolki vs Boogie arc.
Boogie peaked when he fired his gun and has been pretty boring ever since.
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When do you think he's gonna drop an OnlyFans?
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Lawlz?
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inshallah
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Haram?
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wow, this lawlzpost sucks!
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Actually a good one for once
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Remember when he got a liposuction and then gained all that weight back
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I remember when most of the internet saw him as an "alpha male" because of his francis act.
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This ends with heart failure
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Hopefully it gets him and Nicado at the same time
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Soon
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wow, this lawlzpost sucks!
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I also miss Sam and Tolki so fricking much
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Dude was bragging about having millions years ago. Tok bad he blew it on OF hookers and crypto scams
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Yeah his traped in the fat.
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He is morbidly obese. His body is already his own prison.
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I find him fascinating too, but like in a way were it's amusing at how transparent his manipulation is. It will be glorious when he starts attacking this site. Even the frank hassle thing, instead of looking like the coward he is and has alway's played himself up to be, he decided to be a little b-word with a gun, over insults, behind a closed door. He got a slight bump in views but asides from that he is an incredibly boring and unlikable.
Watching him isolate himself as his true self comes out has also been amusing.
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A very succinct and well written post about a man I have not thought about in easily 5 years. Good post
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TB to your first Boogie post but surprisingly Amberlynn Reid is still alive and still consuming enough calories to feed a small African country;
Comments say she apparently gained 30lbs while on ozempic and lying in bed all day, that’s a mean feat even for a hamplanet.
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Eh, this definitely isn't true. He would be miserable in prison: he's a serial liar and coward and the other inmates would read him like a book and prey on him. He'd be coming down off all the drugs he's on. He'd be forced to lose weight because there's no way he'd be getting 4000 calories a day from shitty prison food. He'd have a mental breakdown over having to follow orders and being confined to a tiny cell.
His channel was already in freefall. It doesn't matter how often he uploads, people just don't watch his shit.
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The end of his story will be him killing himself and reddit pretending he wasn't an r-slured fat piece of shit, dont worry.
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wow, this lawlzpost sucks
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What’s the thing with boogie and frank? Idk who the other guy is or what you’re talking about?
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Hey Lawlz, you still into Ben10?
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No dude, think about it, if Boogie went to prison he'd end up being somebody's b-word. There's about a 95% chance of that happening, even if he went into protective custody. Losing a bunch of money by putting it in crypto and having his channel tank pales in comparison.
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I highly doubt anyone in prison would frick Boogie though lol
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They wouldn't frick him, they'd r*pe him. There's a difference between fricking and raping. I'm pretty sure standards don't matter at all when it comes to the latter
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Its really weird how Boogie had such a carefully crafted persona for years and it shattered so easily. Dude was a legit hidden sociopath for years and now can barely convince people he’s not an r-slur
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What the tldr of this boogie drama? All I know about him that he’s a big heckin chonker.
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Just because your bottom is larger than his doesn't mean his doesn't exist.
Relativism gone mad
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Hello fellow boogie a-logs I miss /r/SamandTolki so much
Counterpoints: boogie's youtube channel had already sharply declined to the point of barely paying the bills before the Frank Hassle stuff. Also I bet that thing about him not leaving the house for 7 years was a lie. He definitely got his fat butt in his car for drive-thrus.
If I remember correctly the only reason he ended up on that podcast with Frank Hassle in the first place is no good or normal podcast will have him as a guest. Even PKA seems sick of his shit. If kiwifarms wasn't so annoying to skim through I'd keep up on which recent loser podcasts have stopped booking him.
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I have always wanted to ratio lawlz
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