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I'm wondering what I would say to this guy if I was actually standing next to him
He isn't even charging money so I could literally walk right up to him for free and get a picture
Good god, he's even having a panel where you can ask him questions. This could be a goddarned drama goldmine lmao. I really want to walk up to the microphone and ask him when we can expect another collaboration with Frank Hassle. Or maybe ask if the years he's spent playing first-person shooters prepared him for his encounter with Frank.
If I came dressed in a tomb raider shirt wielding a prop gun, do you think he would still take a picture with me??
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wow, a good lawlzpost for once!
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He doesn't miss
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I ALREADY TOLD YOU THEY ARE ALL GOOD
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DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT
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DO IT
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Yes.
Kill him
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why?
type 2 diabetes will kill him within the decade.
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Probably a worse death....which he deserves
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If god wills it blades necrotic toe can be passed along to boogie when his inevitably falls off
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Whatever happened to that piece of shit?
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He is still hobbling around on OUMB2; the IP2 community is heavily invested in taking his big toe
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If Lawlz kills Boogie, we are getting a court trail, Lawlz's movie becomes infamous and maybe some internet news coverage on rdrama, maybe even TV
It's big and instantaneous drama versus long and dispersed drama
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Ok, you convinced me. I can't wait to watch YouTube lawyers react to that.
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This will be good for DramaCoin.
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Pretty sure if Lawls kills some fatass YouTuber, he will outcow him in every single way imaginable.
I'm not advocating violence, but clearly one option is better for the dramacoin economy than the other.
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I am advocating violence
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Be sure to wear a go pro on your head and tell him it’s an insulin pump.
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Doing frank hassle bits would be entertaining.
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Ask him about his crypto investments
Secured my spot as a top 100 most memorable rdrama poster
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Ask him to sign Ben 10 memorabilia and his favorite alien to see if he’s “in the know”.
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yes
take pictures
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Mods pls ban Lawlz if he doesn't do it
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Take him out for a meal and he will be forever in your debt, then you can get him to kill any one person you want with that gun of his.
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What was that gun?
Some kind of old-school Saturday Night Special...
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the big iron
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In a town in Arkansas
Rode a soyfat one fine day
He climbed off his little rascal
Scratched his crotch along the way
No one dared to ask his business
No one dared to make a slip
For that fat man there among them
Wore a Big Iron on his hip
cuck iron on his peepee
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The broke deathfat sperg with the big iron on his hip.
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Holy shit can you imagine the bill?
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Yes you fricking man child.
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Say that Wil Wheaton made a tweet about him calling him a fat loser who is broke but deleted it. Ask him then what he thinks of Wil.
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make him sign a picture of marsey
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Make him sign right in the middle of the stomach
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Please for the love of everything do this. Once in a lifetime opportunity!
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I vote yes and take pics.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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It's funny he looks similar to how I imagine you look lawlz.
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You should ask him if he understands the antisemitic implications of 88 and why he choses to keep using that name
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Frank Hassle the Punisher? 🤔
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Ask him what crypto he lost his money in.
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Do you suppose the 8-Bit Guy will fight 8-Bit Eric over the 8-Bit title?
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8-bit Eric is a pro-wrestler you know.
No, really.
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He wrote his own intro, what a loser.
"You may know me as one of my characters; The raging and lisping "Francis", the southern redneck "Jessy" or maybe you just know me as me; Boogie2988. G*mer, vlogger, armchair philosopher and all around (and I do mean round) kinda guy.
Appearing: Saturday AND Sunday; Autograph/Pic Price - FREE"
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Go there wearing a suit, and tell him to "Go get a real job and lose weight fatass".
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IRL harassment is not cool. Get a pic, make smalltalk, observe his surroundings then relentlessly mock him online. If any advice is proffered by you, make sure it is terrible.
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真无聊！
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Print a 3d marsey model and ask boogie to sign it
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NO BALLS
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Imagine the smell.
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make a sax tape with boogie, everyone has a price and boogies is LOW
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Bro go with a possie and disperse in the Q and A. Better yet bait him with a female friend.
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Will they have a foam gladiator pit?
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'Um, yes, Mr. Boogie I am a long time follower of your extended pieces and spent quite some time digesting and appreciating your F. Castle work period recently. Will you or are you working on a second flight of activity with Mr. Castle?'
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Holy shit the 1st one is not AI-generated?
Also that grey background + white text is pure fricking cancer. You should dress up like a designer and throw paint at Boogie at the convention.
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Please do it 🙏
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Come at him like Frank Castle.
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That background fricks the text
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Do it, record it, post it for dramacoin.
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Should I go to see the Master himself?
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If you don't go I'll downmarsey all your posts from here on out
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Please make this happen
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Throw some coins on the floor and see if he grabs them.
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you should harpoon him
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Ask him for advice on crypto trading lmao
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We want real drama. If you're gonna drive all the way to some nonsense gayming convention and spend real money on tickets you need to spill a drink on him and livestream it for us. Or at least bump/push into him very hard and say sorry my big guy.
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Take a selfie we need an update to zhidy or whatever its called
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No, there's no fun. There's nothing you could say making it fun.
It's just sad.
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Wow this Lawlz post sucks!
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yes. if he doesn’t fire a warning shot at the end of the interaction then you didn’t troll him hard enough
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