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I'm wondering what I would say to this guy if I was actually standing next to him
He isn't even charging money so I could literally walk right up to him for free and get a picture
Good god, he's even having a panel where you can ask him questions. This could be a goddarned drama goldmine lmao. I really want to walk up to the microphone and ask him when we can expect another collaboration with Frank Hassle. Or maybe ask if the years he's spent playing first-person shooters prepared him for his encounter with Frank.
If I came dressed in a tomb raider shirt wielding a prop gun, do you think he would still take a picture with me??
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Take him out for a meal and he will be forever in your debt, then you can get him to kill any one person you want with that gun of his.
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What was that gun?
Some kind of old-school Saturday Night Special...
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the big iron
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In a town in Arkansas
Rode a soyfat one fine day
He climbed off his little rascal
Scratched his crotch along the way
No one dared to ask his business
No one dared to make a slip
For that fat man there among them
Wore a Big Iron on his hip
cuck iron on his peepee
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The broke deathfat sperg with the big iron on his hip.
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Holy shit can you imagine the bill?
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