About halfway down through the screenshots, you get to the meat of what they're doing:
They're upset about the /r/NoNewNormal quarantine and they're going to shutter half the default subs tomorrow in protest! Isn't that cool? Powerjannies are doing unpaid labor in favor of bringing Reddit back to its roots of letting people disc... Oh wait lol no, they're mad that NNN was only quarantined and not banned outright, so they're shuttering everything to protest to get it banned so people can't discuss the downsides of compulsory experimental gene therapy on children.
Note how the unpaid internet janitor with the liberal arts AA from xir local community college talks about "playing to their psychology." These are the people dictating the direction of what words a multibillion dollar corporation allows people to use on a straggy orange messageboard. Undersocialized, uneducated r-slurs who think they're smarter than you but they can't even keep their shitty Groomercord server secure.
Isn't that funny?
I think it's pretty funny!
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Update: Here’s the message they intend to send to the (paid) janitors:
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edit D-DAY T-5:30: they’ve now restricted heaps of channels in their cord and are going a bit nuts trying to find out who the “leaker” is. Will this delay today’s scheduled imaginary powertrip? I don’t think so, personally. They’d need to find something else to do midday Wednesday if they did.
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Why do they care so much about no nut November??
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r/gooncaves filled with powerjannie alts
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That sub will never stop being funny
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I can't help but click this every time someone posts it and scroll for 5 minutes in disgust. But I also can't stop laughing. Not sure how to describe the feeling.
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What I don't get is the requests to meet up over chat to "goon" together. Like its all straight porn, but they love jerking off with their buddies, for like HOURS. Its such a strange thing.
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You might be off a few hundreds of thousands of years.
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Thanks, chief. As you know, misinformation on the internet is a serious problem requiring direct janitorial intervention.
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Yeah off by millions says the rose commie. Garillion reeeee
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One thing I'm wondering about is what happens if one gooner cooms before the other gooner? Should he just sit there and wait for him to finish? Does he go outside and wait? Does anyone know?
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Some of them literally talk about stroking each other off… so I think it gets a little bit ghey if you finish second
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This is why we need Islam.
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Forget the feeling, imagine the smell.
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Lubriderm, I'd imagine.
I hate the smell because it brings back cringy memories of watching Cinemax and late night Comedy Central commercials when I was 12.
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Ohmfg did a power jannie raise you?
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God I wish
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Shock and awe?
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based year 2069 coomer, I would pay to watch the detectives who eventually have to walk into this
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I wonder what the long-term effects will be on a coomers brain. Wouldn't surprise me if they all turn into Schizo's at age 50.
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Ah, a fellow wacky tic-tac connoisseur. I see you are also a man of great shit and c*m.
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what
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Reminds me of that Norm MacDonald bit on autoerotic asphyxiation.
“I don’t know where you go after you die, but I do know what happens after you die: You’re found.”
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"looks like a male and he used his striped socks to hang himself"
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This...actually looks pretty based not gonna lie.
Idk my idea of a sad coomer is someone who states at a screen looking dead inside.
This one seems like he is close enough to the real experience that his brain wont make a distinction and he won't hit that depressed empty life spot.
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Goddamm. At that point you already know he's the cereal killer, no further proof needed
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that place is so homoerotic
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In my day "goon caves" were when people used to post their disgusting bedrooms on something awful.
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The redditor shudders at the mere thought of not cooming for even a microsecond
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Trans Lives Matter :D
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If your politics or worldviews are in any way shaped by rdrama you should be put in a padded cell for your and our safety.
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Better shaped here than by 99% of Reddit. If I want news, this is my first choice.
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yikes
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This site (and subreddit, previously) have turned me into a raging socdem, so I not sure about that last one
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Drama low-key deradicalized me years ago. And by deradicalized I mean turned me from right of center to left of center.
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AAAAAAAAHHHHH+H I HAVE TOOOO COOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM IS IS IS THAT A FEMAALE??.. I MUST COOOOOOOOOOOOIIIMM AAAAAAAAAAAAASHHHAHAHAHHAAHAGSGAJAHAAAAAAAHAH IMMMM COOOOOOOOOMIMMMIOOOOO9OMING
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🧙 💦 💦
jannies fear the fully charged c*m wizard
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rdramanauts fear them too
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Some of us relish them
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Some of us are them.
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Frick all of you
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It's time for :marseycumjar4:
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4: malnourished marsey
5: skeleton marsey
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Apparently the caloric value of c*m is less than I envisioned. Bad way to go.
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It's mostly sugar
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I just want you to know that I'm deeply hurt by this comment
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You should be modded for a day to behead out these infidels, inshallah
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They don't want to think about how they don't have the willpower to not wack it for a month
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this doesnt make sense anymore
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negroes never
some other n word i can't think of
i should have thought this out before i started typing
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Neighbor?
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well, they don't neighbor in a NICE area at least.
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Will please someone just think of the prostates!
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Omg I only just realized this isn't what people have been talking about
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