Furries think theyβre so sexy but they are the only people who cover every inch of their bodies while having sex. The ultimate fetish for ugly people. I like my sex partners completely naked so that I can enjoy them, not hiding in a smelly cum and piss-stained Halloween outfit.
— A. Christopher (@sunheadbowed) October 22, 2022
The replies and QRTs are full of furtwinks proving that they aren't socially maladjusted degenerates... by spamming him with weird furry porn and photos of their c*m-stained mascot costumes which belong in a horror movie.
Not stopping there, he continues to Tweet out banger after banger in response to the seething.
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I love this man 
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True story I learned this month that my manager is a furry and now I'm not sure what to do. It does explain his incredible lack of confidence and his submissiveness though.
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Anonymously send his superiors a link to his FurAffinity account, then take his job
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Ugh, then I'd have to search for that and it's really something I don't want to see
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That's the beauty of it, it's like a degenerate wheel-of-fortune. Will it contain Paw Patrol characters being inflated like balloons, Sonic characters with grotesquely detailed feet, or maybe even foreverial tied up infective bologna tongues?
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I am intrigued. Can we host a bingo night? First to find an account with all the spaces wins some DC?
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Sort by new and you'd hit bingo within about 2 minutes.
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I just threw up a little in my mouth.
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We have a foreverial Marsey?
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Don't know what that is but I'm smart enough not to Google it
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Ancient deviantart horror. This dude would post these illustrations of his neurodivergent sexual proclivities. There would be a crude image of a deformed Pikachu or Growlithe or whatever wrapped up in ropes. He'd have a very long black text narrative about it befalling a fate much worse than death. Generally it would be transformed into some kind of unholy deli meat and cheese golem, with a "delitized cream cheese tongue" and "all bologna internal organs." Like many extreme neurodivergents, the posts were full of bizarre words somewhere between neologism and orthographic error, like "foreverial" or "foreverially" (meaning "permanent" and "permanently," respectively). The condition was supposedly the result of an incurable infectious virus.
4chan found it and it became a meme.
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I thought SA discovered it first? In any case, it was highly disturbing without being too graphic or sexual; more like you were taking a peek into a Lovecraftian insane mind. Kind of the Marfan crystal guy.
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This reads like a grant mcdonald song
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Ligma grindset, smdh.
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You have to piss on the floor then rub his nose in it and call him a bad boy. Really standard procedure in these kinds of situations.
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I work from home so not sure if that would be effective in this case
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This is where universal Metaverse adoption would really start to shine.
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You know it does also explain why he's really into VR.
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Dude has certainly spent thousands in teledildonics.
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do it over Teams
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If you have a submissive manager I wouldn't do shit. Just take advantage of him being a kitty whenever you can.
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And maybe blast his bussy for additional perks at work.
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Blackmail him
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Maybe I can be reading an animal training book at the start of every teams meeting...
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r*pe him
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R*pe him.
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How did you find out?
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