Furries think they’re so sexy but they are the only people who cover every inch of their bodies while having sex. The ultimate fetish for ugly people. I like my sex partners completely naked so that I can enjoy them, not hiding in a smelly cum and piss-stained Halloween outfit.
— A. Christopher (@sunheadbowed) October 22, 2022
The replies and QRTs are full of furtwinks proving that they aren't socially maladjusted degenerates... by spamming him with weird furry porn and photos of their c*m-stained mascot costumes which belong in a horror movie.
Not stopping there, he continues to Tweet out banger after banger in response to the seething.
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I love this man 
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He's overdosing in basedness
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So based he might revert to
straggotwife beater.Jump in the discussion.
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I would seriously try and get a coworker fired if I found out they were a furry.
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Any furry
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True story I learned this month that my manager is a furry and now I'm not sure what to do. It does explain his incredible lack of confidence and his submissiveness though.
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Anonymously send his superiors a link to his FurAffinity account, then take his job
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Ugh, then I'd have to search for that and it's really something I don't want to see
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That's the beauty of it, it's like a degenerate wheel-of-fortune. Will it contain Paw Patrol characters being inflated like balloons, Sonic characters with grotesquely detailed feet, or maybe even foreverial tied up infective bologna tongues?
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I just threw up a little in my mouth.
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We have a foreverial Marsey?
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Don't know what that is but I'm smart enough not to Google it
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Ancient deviantart horror. This dude would post these illustrations of his neurodivergent sexual proclivities. There would be a crude image of a deformed Pikachu or Growlithe or whatever wrapped up in ropes. He'd have a very long black text narrative about it befalling a fate much worse than death. Generally it would be transformed into some kind of unholy deli meat and cheese golem, with a "delitized cream cheese tongue" and "all bologna internal organs." Like many extreme neurodivergents, the posts were full of bizarre words somewhere between neologism and orthographic error, like "foreverial" or "foreverially" (meaning "permanent" and "permanently," respectively). The condition was supposedly the result of an incurable infectious virus.
4chan found it and it became a meme.
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I thought SA discovered it first? In any case, it was highly disturbing without being too graphic or sexual; more like you were taking a peek into a Lovecraftian insane mind. Kind of the Marfan crystal guy.
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This reads like a grant mcdonald song
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I am intrigued. Can we host a bingo night? First to find an account with all the spaces wins some DC?
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Sort by new and you'd hit bingo within about 2 minutes.
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Ligma grindset, smdh.
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You have to piss on the floor then rub his nose in it and call him a bad boy. Really standard procedure in these kinds of situations.
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I work from home so not sure if that would be effective in this case
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This is where universal Metaverse adoption would really start to shine.
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You know it does also explain why he's really into VR.
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Dude has certainly spent thousands in teledildonics.
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do it over Teams
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If you have a submissive manager I wouldn't do shit. Just take advantage of him being a kitty whenever you can.
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And maybe blast his bussy for additional perks at work.
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Blackmail him
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Maybe I can be reading an animal training book at the start of every teams meeting...
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r*pe him
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R*pe him.
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How did you find out?
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This mf came to the wrong hood with the wrong energy.
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This kind of catty gay man is a dying breed.
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This is the actual, unchained and uncut gay man. The epitome of manliness, the avatar of solomon and mohammed, in its purest form. Love of all that makes man manly, utter disregard for all the foid corruption. No petty games, no hideous disguise, no twisting of words. The truth and the truth alone. Bussy blasted. Amen.
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This is the actual, unchained and uncut man. Head above the neurotic miasma that most male straggots unwillingly navigate in order to acquire kitty and money. There, the the air is clean, your vision is unblurred, and the sunlight hits your skin from a clear sky.
I wish I weren't a straggot bros
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The conversion camps will be opening any day now
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Hurry up, man can't stand foids for much longer
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Just be bisexual bro it's not even that hard. Start by only jerk of to womyn with peepees.
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This but unironically. Female bodies will never be as aesthetic as a male body can be.
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Sadly.
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Holy fricking shit
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More like huff and puff
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This shit is a fricking goldmine
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This goldmine is infested with goblins
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#notmyelf
#myelfbuddy
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Larping as a Hogwarts house is already pathetic, but imagine choosing the fricking loser house even after that.
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Motherlover is so airbrushed they look like an extra from Cats.
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Gotta admire the lack of self-awareness that presents in this level of self-confidence.
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Dude the fricking picture replies are SENDING ME. HOW can these be unironic?
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WHAT level of delusional do you have to be to post this image to demonstrate that you're hot?
neighbor look like he melting lmaooooooooo
Look at the awkwardly stuck out toooooooooooongue
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Holy shit it never even fricking began for facecels
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Yes, all these furries posting pictures of their sloppy bodies and busted faces sure are making the OP look dumb. Definitely not proving that furries are all ugly degenerates.
The lack of self awareness is off the charts.
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negative self awareness
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Her bathroom scale just says "diabetus"
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Fricking disgusting, my anger levels rose dramatically looking at that abomination
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She drinks pepsi. By choice.
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Gas the yiffenreich
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The uwuntermensch
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Jawohl! Verstinke den Pelzer!
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Every furry I've known irl has been gross and hideous. I really hope they didn't think of themselves as sexy but they were also some of the least self aware people I've come across. They were decent people but let's be real.
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Snappy please.
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If you can't keep your degenerate fetishes private, you deserve no respect.
Anyone who is an open furry should be completely disregarded. Literally the only thing you should ever say to them is "lol furry"
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I miss when they were the universal punching bag of the internet across the entire political spectrum.
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now I have to pretend like I care about the opinion of some gayñigger who openly admits that he gets off to the idea of being eaten and shit out by some giant creature with 2 peepees
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I just wish people would express their kinks in appropriate places.
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Like never?
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LMAO this foid posts selfies of herself thinking she's debunking the theory, ends up proving the theory correct.
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Dead eyes, like a doll's eyes
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If her hair color was different you'd be singing a whole nother tune.
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No she'd still be gross even if she were a readhead.
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What did you mean by this?
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Pic is filtered to shit and you can see her wrists are fat as frick that baggy jumper isn’t hiding it lmao
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medicore future-fat (or probably already fat)
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Look at her baggy clothes for some reason completely obscuring every part of the body she's supposedly proud of
this b-word is fat
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Here’s the rest of her body lmao
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Yeah. It's so easy. Also
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Nipples so saggy they staring at each other, crossed eyed titties lol
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First time I've seen "cross-eyed"
nips on a fatty. It's usually the lazy-eyed variety.
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Her boobs looking at each other like "you seeing this shit?"
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MOD THIS MAN
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the people who are mad
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One reason twitter is better than Reddit is the oblivious dorks actually post their faces on their pfp. Physiognomy stays winning
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