Hi I'm about to head out until next week but I wanted to WARN YOU ALL about missable badges that I meant to announce days ago but forgot.
Once Homoween ends, badges and prizes will be distributed based on merit for performance in the ZIPOCalypse. The following milestones will yield a badge:
Vaxxed 10 people
Vaxxed 100 people
Bit 10 people
Bit 100 peopple
You'll also keep the badge belonging to the team you were on at the time this ends. The winning team will get an upgraded variant which I haven't made yet but it will probably just be shiny and have a straggy sparkle effect. This would, ideally, be at midnight on some day, but it's unlikely that any of us will be around or remember or care enough to do that. So it really could be any time after Homoween. It might even be midnight, I don't know. Stay healthy r-slurs.
DC prizes will be paid out to the winning team provided infection/vax rates are over a certain threshhold:
60% - 1,000
70% - 2,500
80% - 5,000
90% - 10,000
Also considering paying 5dc out per every vax/bite award used by your respective team at the end, but that seems like it may devastate the economy and we'll have to run the numbers at the end to determine whether or not this is viable.
As a reminder, vaxxed status gives you triple DC, zombie status gives your posts and comments double weighting. Zombiecels get a free bite every 24 hours. Vaxchads smell nice and have s*x (and can tank 2 bites per vax tier).
That's all, I'm going now, bye 
edit:
Healthiness works as follows:
Zombie pfp - this user is a zombie. They were bitten without any active vaxes.
Normie - Loser. No bites or vax in effect.
Vaxxed - Their pronouns are giga/boosted. They have been vaxxed once and are currently healthy.
Vaxmaxxed - Their pronouns are VAX/MAXXED. This user was vaccinated and then vaccinated again. This stacks up to 4 times, providing resistance to up to 10 bites before becoming a zombie.
The top 10 performers for their respective team (at the end) will be given special prizes ✨
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Give every vaxxchad a stimulus check of a few thousand dc to make up for the zombies getting a free bite every day
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The 2 bite tank per tier of vax offsets that enough mechanically. Zombies are meant to be hard to kill. Get vaxxing people. Paypig and use that marseybux stimmy.
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Sounds like some zombiecel liberal bullshit to me
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wait, can you vaxx a zombo? or once someone is a zombo that's it,
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I started as a zombie but then globohomo converted me
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Same
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Same.
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I was once a zombie, I was then vaxxed.
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Zombies can be cured to healthy with one vaccine.
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We are heroes. We are stopping the spread
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None of your globalist lies, Fauci scum.
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Oh God I can feel the poison coarsing through my veins. Please, Jesus, take a morsel of my flesh again.
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approve marseys b4 u go please
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wtf is that middle one
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marseywomanmoment
:#marseywomanmoment:
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I really don't get what you're trying to portray there, in real terms.
I like the snorting one, tho. Love the eyes.
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But the head's not even concave :(
Look I don't mean to be rude, you know that, but you've done better work.
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Nah you're not rude and you're right, this was pretty piss poor. I appreciate the feedback!
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I understood the original right away, I think that guy's just r-slurred
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I thought it was the r-slur foid marsey but trad
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I just thought of this, maybe you can add a little bit of drool like in
And also open the mouth slightly
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The head doesn't need to be concave. It's a woman.
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Give me triple DC on a Carp thread.
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come back to jannie chat plz
dad retvrned
you should too
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Check dms bb
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Did someone say badges
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Send shekels for vaxmaxxing
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REEEEE how many Fauci ouchies do you have?
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Zombiecels seething over boostermaxxers
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*Lmao gottem
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I dont feel good vaxbros
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I also want to know my bite count.
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Thats a lot of brains
Soon our revenge will bring fauci the anti-ouchie!
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100 vaxxes is impossible for all but the biggest paypigs and terminally online power users.
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If everyone paypigs really hard we can all win!
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Vaxxmaxxers pls upmarsey me I think I'm one vaxx away from the badge
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Surprised you didn't change the rules again, fish.
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I literally wrote the rules
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And then you changed them to stop vaxchad dominance!!!!
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No, I just ran out of money and Dad, Snakes and I were the only ones tactically spamming vaccines on people
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Factcheck: This claim has been classified as misogynistic.
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Of course it was, I made it.
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SOMEONE BITE ME AAAAAA I WAS INJECTED WITH THE MONKEYPOX VACCINE AGAINST MY WILL
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why do you hate triple dc borther
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YOU PUT THINGS IN MY BODY WITHOUT CONSENT
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Biting without consent = kinky
Vaxxing without consent = r*pe
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badges
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What if you vaxxed people multiple times to give them vax/maxx status?
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It's just raw # of awards used!
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Does that include on yourself as well? Like let’s say I’ve been working on keeping myself safe with vaccines.
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Yes because writing an exception for self-vax would be more work than not doing that
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Thank you
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I'm still waiting for my Halloween badge for Marsey Myers
Edit:
ILY carp!
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zipocalypse? I'M BOUT TO SMACK YA LIPS.
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Chadbies bite me please
I dont want to be part of globohomo vaxx
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give me dramacoins
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I want zombies to win
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How do I see how many vaxxes/bites I gave so far?
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Memory
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My peepee hurts. Am I vaxxed or a zombie?
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He’ll bite ur toes and then you’ll know, he’s an eviw boi tonite
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time to normify everybody right before the end to ruin the event
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Been avoiding the vax since day 1. Team zombie will reign supreme.
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If I bite the same person 3 times does it count as 3? :/
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It does
So if you’re smart you’ll get all your bites in on one person and then immediately gigavax them
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Foolish of you to assume that I'm smart
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Test
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Goddarn it, my gambling losses would've earned me a badge
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all the homoween awards are gone now wtf
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Codecels are trying to fix the 3 hour long loadtimes lol
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oh cool that makes sense
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Upmarsey all the vaxxchads so we can wipe out the zombie menace
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Qui qui qui poster reporting in!
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Excuse me zombies.
Look what I've got for you.
Come and get it.
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Please poz me with Zompox. Carp vaxxmaxxed my bussy without consent (ie. r*pe)
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This is unreadable
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Vaxxmaxxed best team
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I'm taking the true centrist route and making me free property for either side!
Best bidder wins, so hurry up...this bussy is all yours for the taking, but only for a while ;)
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Your consent is unnecessary.
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Can the bites I gave on WPD count towards my total on both sites? It takes a lot of dramacoin to get bites.
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bite me or vaxx me, IDC
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vax me baby one more time
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oi give me one too mate
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how tf do i vaxxmaxx that many people
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Holy shit the fight over carp is real.
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WTF WHY IS NO LONGER HOMOWEEN?!?!!???
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