There's boomers, zoomers, and xoomers. You millennials just want to feel special with your special name, but you're not. Your new name is moomers.
Top moomer true stereotypes:
Gross STD polyamory relationships
The start of phonepoor posters
Still living in your childhood bedroom at 35
Male feminists
Cry when they don't get a participation award but will never place in anything
Starts conversations with a list of mental illnesses
Traveled to places like Cancun Mexico and smugposts about being well "traveled."
Brought back the mullet
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Krayon sexually assaulted his sister. 
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Darn when that video got popular I said the one on the left looked like the young version of the one in the middle and people acted like I was r-slurred.
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Same vibe fr.
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Which video?
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Lots of stupid looking tattoos that look incredibly bad now that you're 35.
Cats.
Strident political opinions of one wingcuck side or the other
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moomers pls
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I love Miley so fricking much
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Her whole pr campaign to escape being Hannah Montana totally worked on me. Like i went from not caring about her to wanting to frick her instantly.
Ive never bought or listened to her music or anything so maybe it didn't work on me actually
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Bangerz is an amazing album without a single flaw
Miley Cyrus & Her Dead Pets is also extremely strong, though a bit too experimental for the sort of universal appeal I think she was going for
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flamboyant taste in music carp chan
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How come she just ditched being Hannah?
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She was getting too old for the role i guess and wanted to be known as herself rather than a disney channel character
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Yeah but havenβt most former children Disney stars kept some part of their old persona?
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Sorry carp. Brittney is better.
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Avril is a dictionary definition of a MILF. The Wall never stood a chance against her.
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Millennial is already the term, boomer comes from baby boomer and is the origin and zoomer is just because everyone was calling them Gen z which is super lame.
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Millenials suck because they blame boomers for everything, as if they would have done any differently.
On the other hand Millenials canβt be blamed for blaming either, since their environment has made them this way.
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Never had any hardships.
Staying locked indoors for 6 months was "traumatic" somehow
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Zoomerchads we can't stop winning!
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Inhabits the valleys of Finland
Carefree Bohemian lifestyles
Heavily family oriented
Fraternizes with midgets and gay hobos
Anti-fascist
Frequently confused with hippos
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you mean yoomers
because generation y
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Frick what does it mean if i'm not fitting in any of these categories?
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If you don't match any of them, then you could rule the moomer world and probs should rent out to them just to drink their tears.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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I'm going to rent out the coomer pods but not clean them myself*
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Oh, yay! I feel better now knowing my place in the world
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Rude.
#NotAllMoomers
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What's wrong with mullets?
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they are pooyuck very unstylish
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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Just because you're too ugly to wear one does not make them unstylish
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ew mullet lover pooyuck go away get out of my thread
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Mullets are awesome. Women hate them, men love them, I wear my hair for me and my bros, same way you dress up more for girls nights than date nights.
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lol, you know I have the best looking hair of any drama poster.
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How is this a millenial thing? I'm a young millennial and this was never a thing when I was growing up. It's not like kids instituted them anyway, it was gen X'ers who were salty that they raised failures who sucked at sports.
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It went away?
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Omg he just like me fr fr.
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