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:marseyworldcup: :!marseyqatarworldcup: Uruguay - South Korea World Cup Group H Betting & Match Megathread! :marseyqatarworldcup2: :!marseyworldcup:

Repeat of Argentina - Saudi Arabia? Why not!.. CONMEBOL - AFC matches have suddenly gotten a whole lot more interesting :marseyvibing:

Anyway, you guys know the drill. Betting goes on until the kick-off at 13:00 GMT, 14 CET, 8 EST, 7 CST, at which point the poll will be shut off.


Betting closed with kick-off as usual.

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Called it.

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fricking Chinx! second time they cucked me

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zoz

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zle

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zozzle

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Having zero shots on target should be instant disqualification


![](https://rdrama.net/images/16700030544252288.webp)

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I keep fricking losing :marseycry:

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Drawchads win once again. Also,

Uruguay is ostensibly the dark horse of this competition which means they'll probably be flopping hard. I'll go draw I guess.

Didn't I predict it or what. Surethingcels btfo'd once more.

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Now I need more fricking DC for the next bet. Ugh

Edit: a mysterious benefactor has ensured I stay solvent.

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You can just send me more DC :marseyshy:

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Bro, how come Ecuador is the only CONMEBOL team that has won a match so far. Uruguay can't even score a goal against BTS.

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their backwoods hick players got spooked by Korea's phantom of the opera team captain

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Nobody can finish this year lol. Both teams should’ve had at least 1 goal

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Just bet draw for every game, you’ll statistically come out positive :marseychartpie:

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You won 1220 coins betting on :marseyworldcup: :!marseyqatarworldcup: Uruguay - South Korea World Cup Group H Betting & Match Megathread! :marseyqatarworldcup2: :!marseyworldcup: :marseyparty:

:marseyvibing: Eaaasy

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Lost to drawcucks again

:#marseysad:

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Why are the Korean fans fat wtf

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That's not fat, that's silicone

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I want korea but that wasn't a foul wtf

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>Fell for the Uruguay are good meme

:marseyitsover:

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BIPOC

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God darn drawchads, lol. Bar saved us for the second time :marseyxd:

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New rule for the next world cup, every scoreless 15 minutes each team has to tie a defenders hands behind their back

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FIFA 2070, biotech has made injury trivial, brain implants block pain. 12 ft tall players specifically bred to play soccer may punch, kick, tackle anyone including ref. Games averaging 40 goals. Audience peaks at 150 billion watching the finals.

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and baseball dies off because they kept steroids out

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surely draw chads can't keep getting away with it

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stop the count :marseyraging:

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:#marseysmug:

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FIFA should use their offsides bot to nerf defense a bit. Offsides is now 2 yards past last defender

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frick that. But it should definitely be the entirety of player's body offside, kind of how it is with entirety of the ball past the line in outs/corners/goals.

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Goals getting called offside for being a shoulder past the defender is pretty lame. You get the feeling that most probably wouldn’t be called without VAR

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The Messi one was just half the forehead, lol. Definitely wouldn't be called via normal human eyes.

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Yeah there have been a bunch that have been a millimeter offside lol

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Another old man on the field for uruguay, surely that will help make a difference

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He's fresher, I guess...

:#marseyshrug:

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When does Italy play @DrTransmisia

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:#marseysleep:

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:marseyxd:

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Dive :marseysleep:

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:#marseysoypointgold: GOLDEN DIVE!!! :#marseysoypointgold:

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That should be a legit award in WC

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You're just making up awards for Neymar now...

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He deserves more awards

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![](https://media.giphy.com/media/4H1EawPAdbHlFTUbfc/giphy.webp)

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Rolling all the way to the Hexa :marseyagreefast:

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That's a dive, lol.

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Good news, macy's day parade is gonna slot in perfectly between this game and the next. Thanksgiving won't be ruined by footy

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>Macy's day parade

>Macy's is an ameriKKKan chain of high-end department stores

Meme country.

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Making corporations pay for your festivities is tight

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Also, would anyone who'd go to that care about the World Cup in the first place?

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NY has a lot of latinx but I think they're mostly baseball latinx

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nah, charlie brown is a REAL football fan

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:#tayhmm:

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So you'd think that as a drawchad I'd be excited for the way this is going, but no... I thought Worst Korea scoring would have given me the best chances of winning (since Uruguay would have to actually attack). The way it's going - I'm almost sure someone will have to stop fricking up. Both sides had at least one 100% chance that only magically didn't go in...

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ooooooh, so fricking close

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Uru monkeys cant even score on a prone goalie smh

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Korea refusing to cross the ball into the box. I get that you're all short but you can't walk it in.

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sad but true. SK playing well but Uruguay is mogging them with high balls.

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Your roll: 5942

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Final score GAY 59 - 42 KOR

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


![](https://pomf2.lain.la/f/yq3xpg5.webp)

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Bro you gotta net that wtf

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yeah, holy shit! Easy tap...

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Wait why does Uruguay have 4 stars on their jersey? They've only won the world cup twice. Stolen valor pieces of shit

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nottingham forest tier

![](/images/1669297762903542.webp)

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Uruguay won 2 Olympic gold medals in football before the world cup was a thing. Uruguay (and only Uruguay) consider them equivalent to a world cup win.

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Good call, the commentator just said exactly that. And worst of all, FIFA allows it!!!

I wonder if someone on the Fox Sports crew is a dramatard, that timing was weird

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Yeah, I noticed that earlier too. Did they win a couple of Copa ameriKKKas too? :marseyshrug:

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Uruguay has also won gold medals at the Olympic football tournament twice, in 1924 and 1928. The gold medals received at the 1924 and 1928 Summer Olympics are recognized by FIFA as senior FIFA World Championships.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uruguay_national_football_team

@ForgotMyPasswordAgain

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That's probably what it is but that's 100% cheating including that

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I think it's because Uruguay count the 2 world cups they won before it became the official FIFA world cup

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I'd like to thank everyone who didn't vote for South Korea to win. Uruguay are shit.

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idk could go either way I think

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Yeh it's pretty low quality so far. Everyone's too scared to lose their first match.

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There's been more chances in the first 30 mins than the entire Switzerland-Cameroon match, tbh.

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I've already forgotten about that match 😴

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Kimcels and Hwanglets are gonna be BTFO by Big Uruguay Goals

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Uruguay is one of the cutest teams imo :marseyhomofascist:

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Aaaaargh, I only joined drawchads for the odds, and of course two others came in at the last second to ruin them!

:#platynooo:

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still looking good for you: 1200 dc if you win

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It's not terrible, but I don't think a draw is very likely. I only did it for the MAD odds.

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Why would I not vote for the Mexicans?


![](https://media.giphy.com/media/ZrCUYZjwrfeCs/giphy.webp)

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Uruguay player portrait had dude tweaking his nipple a lot

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Korea has mayo coach??

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its over

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Haha Uruguay has funny sun flag too

![](/images/1669294528685258.webp)

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outcomebookmaker oddsrdrama implied odds
best korea :marseyjoseon:5.03.38
draw3.656.1
uruguay :marseyhomofascist:1.81.84
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don't post this before the game starts, please, I want to get in on those heavily mispriced draw odds

:#marseymati:

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:marseyhesright:

The odds on a draw were way too good not to take a punt, praying that Kimbros can contain Suarez and Darwin :taypray:

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:marseylaugh: one can easily google these odds but ok will post these after betting is closed

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Best Korea isn't in the tournament :marseycry:

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I still don't understand how Argentina, Paraguay and Uruguay managed to win Uruguay's independence from Brazil but then spent the next century getting dunked on by Brazil. Like how is Uruguay a country?

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Because the British came down and made us and Argentina agree to an independent Uruguay

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Ah. That explains it.

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Is that guy who likes to bite people still playing?

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Of course Suarez is playing :#marseygoose2:

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I'm voting against mayos everytime

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Who are the mayos in this situation?

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Uruguay is essentially a mini-Argentina, they're more mayo than Canada.

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>He fell for Argentina is white meme

I know whiterussians were dumb, but darn..

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>mini-Argentina

![](/images/16692932921700945.webp)

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>Argentina

>White

:marseyquestion:

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Buenos Aires is pretty white (except for the ghettos of course). Argentina has the largest welsh-speaking diaspora. Also has a large German population "Ve svear Ve haff been here since 1800s".


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Must be why they are gay

:marseysmug:

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but uruguay's latinx


![](https://pomf2.lain.la/f/yq3xpg5.webp)

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urugutans are just a spicy flavour of mayo. It's like saying the soup is fine because it has only a moderate amount of shit in it.

One drop rule

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Latinx are just mayos in genetic tan CMV

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They're the most mayo of the latinxes


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they have legalized weed so you know its true :bigsmilesoyjak:

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