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The moment when you realize satanist concepts aren't so farfetched, even when you maintain your beliefs*

For clarification, I'm a Christian,

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Reddit "Christians", istg

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Satanist values are deliberately the direct inverse of Christian values. That's why they call it Satanism. The frick is this neighbor on about?

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Wtf is he saying.

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He's doing the reddit thing where he pretends (LaVeyan) satanism is hecking wholesome because they say to be nice to people usually and don't r*pe.

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I never met a Satanist that didn't slice themselves :marseysad2:

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The only Satanist I ever met was an incel who got into it as cope. :marseyagree:

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I've seen nerd satanists that read (real books! (2scary4u 2deep4u occult books πŸ˜±πŸ’€)) that stroke their... facial hair... and have an actual chudjack face and started the whole thing because atheism wasn't edgy enough.

But I haven't actually met them because they weren't very sociable. They like reading philosophy books in the dimmest part of a crowded room, trying to look deep and mysterious. I got the impression they were waiting for someone "worthy" to emerge from the cattle and speak to them about shadow selves and unlocking the mind or whatever... honestly I wonder if these neighbors played too much persona

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Ive never met one that was actually happy

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LaVeyan Satanism is just an edgy interpretation of Ayn Rand's philosophy, I'm always surprised to see leftoids praising it.

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He is saying that his beliefs in Christianity are only the ones that make Christianity checking wholesome to modern progs. he hasn't been to a church in a decade and will never go, but also wonders why the church doesn't value his opinion

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:marseybeanquestion::marseythonk: I think he's saying he has a bunch of unclean spirits stuck to him and needs someone to pray for him

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Bingo.

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