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Is it just me or does Billie Eilish look like some kind of sleepy mentally handicapped tard brain?

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She's had that zoned out pillhead look since forever.

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She looks like if Xanax was a person.

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Her music sounds like that too

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Hot

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Somehow she’s still hot AF and has extra American-sized jugs.

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Fetal Alcohol Enhancements.

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Soviet implants

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And DSL

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how can you post this without pics

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Her investment banker parents are why she's famous

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her mom is an actress. i just recently learned that she is the big tiddy murder milf in the vidya i’m playing

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No way, RE 8?

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lol that would be great but no. she’s Samara in ME2

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Did not know Maggie Baird was her maw. Interesting stuff.

Wasn't the lovely Marina Sirtis in ME2 as well?

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The fact they don't let you romance one big titty murder milf and only let you romance the other big titty murder milf that actually wants to murder you is pretty neat

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i heard you can get with her, but only if you do a 100% good boy run. which, who would ever do that tbh.

the only member of the Karen Race my heart desires is the super mean gang leader, and she is forbidden. :marseyitsover:

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When the tenth Xanax kicks in

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Getting MKUltra'ed is a b-word from what I've heard

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The programming disappears but the trauma will last you a lifetime

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Until you write a 14,000 word manifesto about why the industrial revolution and its consequences were a disaster for humanity?

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"Hurt people hurt people."

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"Real eyes realize real lies."

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9 words down, 13991 to go!

:#marseywise:

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Sultry, they called it long ago.

Now it's allllll benzos.

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no shes super hot and creative and talented like grimes and demi lovato

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Depressed aesthetic is :marseystocksup: a grift

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he gets to suck on those milkers whenever he wants to and i hate him so much

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>mfw no giant eilesh milkers in mouth ever

why even live?

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tf :taygrimacing::tayhuh::tayhuh: he ugly

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There are some pictures of him where he looks better, but there are also other pictures of him where he looks like this

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Looks like his teeth are rotten lmfao why do people wear this shit

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@August @elfbinn we need a cute twinkologist and a sharmouta to weigh in too.

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Firstly I'm the poster child for chastity and holiness :hmph:

But also, he looks like a homo. idk if it's just the face he's making here but he looks like he's smelling something gross (probably his hair). She's 100% out of his league

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The nose ring isn't helping. Dude looks like he has a strong odor of american spirits and overly strong cologne.

Billie is hot because of her body, but the just popped 4 random pressies braindead look isn't doing her any favors. Also I guarantee she's going to end being a :marseychonker:

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I like the 1000 benzo stare I think it's really pretty :marseyhearts: she's definitely going to turn into a blimp though, she's already very overweight :marseycringe2:

I usually like guys who smell like beer and cigarettes, but they have to be blue collar, not some rich butthole in neo-greaser cosplay

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I like the 1000 benzo stare I think it's really pretty

Have you ever noticed that about 20% of the comments you make on this site are really really terrible opinions about what you think looks good on a woman?

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It's a compulsion to sabotage fellow foids.

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It's called high fashion, I wouldn't expect you to understand :marseypipe:

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No shes right

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Nah, she's right. It's hot. Plus she looks like Scar Jo so 💯

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cigarettes

Have some standards :marseyvapecrying:

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Vape = staunch homosexual, do not disturb if you're a foid.

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Neck yourself

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With your peepee :marseynut:

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Respect the puff

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:marseycringe2: vaping is gay (in a bad way)

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>paying triple insurance premiums

>smoking prerolled death sticks

>killing grandmas within 25 feet

>stained walls from smoking indoors

>that raspy hooker voice

:marsey#cringe:

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Also I guarantee she's going to end being a :marseychonker:

She's rich enough to stim out of this fate

:marseystims::!marseyjunkie2:

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I mean she is out of his league but its not like she is particularily good looking. She only got big tits and money.

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She ain't exactly a looker either.

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She's still Billie Eilish. Most celebrities will only enjoy a short period of time when they're at the top of stardom. This goes double for Billie as her schtick will quickly lose its value as she ages. I cannot fathom spending your best star years with some ugly nobody.

nvm. Just looked him up. "He is the lead vocalist of the alternative rock band the Neighbourhood." Darn, I'm into that whole emo/alternative music thing (I actually like Billie's music for the record). He still ugly but he makes banging music soooo....

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Me and my friends all played in bands when we were younger. Looks go out the window if you can play. It's like if you're a musician you just get a pass on not only what you look like, but how you dress, how you take care of your life, it's just like none of it matters. It's fricking crazy.

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Congratulations you just found out people are monkey brains.

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She's going to be an absolute whale by 40.

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may die from benzo withdrawal or suicide if she makes it out clean

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She's face-blind with white boys.

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Girlboss is autonomous and owns her own life right until a man enters the room :marseylaugh:

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The most well recorded phenomenon in human history but don't you dare notice it.

:#marseymanysuchcases::#marseymanysuchcases::#marseymanysuchcases:

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He's the one who locked her down, if she's so enamoured that she's jealously raving over him like some anime chick.

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This is literally:

  1. 20 year old foid - frick yeah I consent 110%

  2. 30 year old guy - I consent

  3. Old women - yikes oof ouchie degeneracy has won again we must do better to protect our little girls.

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Reality fails the Bechdel test (x24)

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>mfw I realize Billie Eilish was born after the year 2000

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:#marseykingcrown::#chadwomannordic:

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Ding ding ding! 27 was the age it began for so many people I know (including myself)

ding :marseygunshotsuicide: ding :marseygunshotsuicide: ding :marseygunshotsuicide:

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ding ding ding

:#marseysoylentgrin::#bigsmilesoyjak::#soyjakanimeglasses::#directlypointingsoyjak::#soyjackwow::#soyjakfront::#soyjakyell::#sneedcat:

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Why does she has downs syndrome?

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her mom was an actress

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pete davidson wasn't available?

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Who is he frickin now? Kim or did he move on l

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Hes dating that baddie off the Blurred lines video Emily something something polska last name

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Ratatajovoski?? My queen nooooooooo

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That's the one the lucky bastard

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Guys are generally late bloomers

Because they are coddled by society, not due to anything biological.

/u/slow_like_sloth isn't respecting the science. It is proven that we develop later. :#marseyraging:

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I knew a guy who was legit r-slurred, like, in literal sense - "girls have cooties" phase lasting in his 20s and failing every class despite ostensibly trying to be a good student. I've met him 6 years later and he's normal and hot af (settle down, incels, he was always hot-looking, just compromised by his giga-autist behavior).

I think all men are a bit like this, just to a varying degree.

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Every time I see William Eyelashes I get this unshakeable feeling she's been pumped and humped by like half the industry execs

Also her going on Rogan and dropping info about her child coomer brain was cringe even if she made good points

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The gangly tattooed hipster and square-bodied basic b-word.

What is the appeal exactly?

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Theatre of Cruelty.

Imagine them getting it on.

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Nice post, bro! I posted it to twitter.

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Billie and her brother are some of the most talented and dedicated to music zoomers there are. They do good stuff

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kek

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>miserable gossip hags

:#marseyseethe::!#marseyseethe:

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Couldn't be rdrama.

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Looksmatched

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Zoomer foids keep winning. I hope they invent WallBlock EternaBabe technology to keep them young forever so we can have another half century of :marseywall: sneed

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I'm 99% sure she's a real woman but she curses like a MtF; what's up with that.

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